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Poor Mr Potato head in Toy Story is about to become srsly confused..
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28888888888888888888888888888888. On Sunday 
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Like i know i hate extreme hot weather 34+ but ****ing hell. Its summer ffs, i want some heat.
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Theyre probably confused too tho
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How freaking stupid is this?
Hasbro Announces Mr. Potato Head Toys to Become Gender Neutral
Hasbro is bringing the iconic Mr. Potato Head toy into the 21st century by rebranding it as the gender-neutral Potato Head beginning this fall.www.cbr.com
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So what happens when Mrs Potato Head wants kids?
She has to go to the IBF clinic and decide if she should carry her fertilised eggs or see if Mrs Pac Man will be a surrogate and use her womb to be a Non Birthing Parent?
Then Mrs Pacman can come around every couple of Sundays and tell the little Potato Head kids that she's their Aunty.
The little Potatoes wonder why their Aunty is yellow and a f**king circle!
But whatever.
Then the sperm donor for the eggs somehow finds out that he has Potato Head babies and sees them at Kmart and tells them he is their Dad.
Mrs Potato Head then has to tell the kids their are no Mums and Dads but just birthing parents and non birthing parents.
But it plants a seed in one of the Potato kids.
He has this feeling that there might be genders and he's not getting told the whole story.
He gets these feelings that he's Potato Rod feels weird when he sees Potato Boobs.
He wants to ride dirt bikes and go live with his sperm Dad.
But Mrs Potato Head tells him these things are Just Wrong! There are no girl or boy potatoes and he should just enjoy sitting around watching Grays Anatomy with her and Mrs Pacman.
That's what's right.
And she sues the sperm clinic for $100 million for emotional pain.
Little Patoto Head is all bored, conflicted and f**ked up on the inside.
He turns to Heroin to suppress his evil feelings and dies from an OD in an alley at 23.
She has to go to the IBF clinic and decide if she should carry her fertilised eggs or see if Mrs Pac Man will be a surrogate and use her womb to be a Non Birthing Parent?
Then Mrs Pacman can come around every couple of Sundays and tell the little Potato Head kids that she's their Aunty.
The little Potatoes wonder why their Aunty is yellow and a f**king circle!
But whatever.
Then the sperm donor for the eggs somehow finds out that he has Potato Head babies and sees them at Kmart and tells them he is their Dad.
Mrs Potato Head then has to tell the kids their are no Mums and Dads but just birthing parents and non birthing parents.
But it plants a seed in one of the Potato kids.
He has this feeling that there might be genders and he's not getting told the whole story.
He gets these feelings that he's Potato Rod feels weird when he sees Potato Boobs.
He wants to ride dirt bikes and go live with his sperm Dad.
But Mrs Potato Head tells him these things are Just Wrong! There are no girl or boy potatoes and he should just enjoy sitting around watching Grays Anatomy with her and Mrs Pacman.
That's what's right.
And she sues the sperm clinic for $100 million for emotional pain.
Little Patoto Head is all bored, conflicted and f**ked up on the inside.
He turns to Heroin to suppress his evil feelings and dies from an OD in an alley at 23.
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And there's the other side of it all.
As what sometimes happens with IBF the eggs get overfertilised and Mrs Pacman has to give birth to 8 Potato babies.
Her snatch is now destroyed!
Her and Pacman used to hook up sometimes when they got on the piss.
But now he just feels inadequate.
She could fit a bloody traffic cone up there!
Lucky he's good at munching cherries
As what sometimes happens with IBF the eggs get overfertilised and Mrs Pacman has to give birth to 8 Potato babies.
Her snatch is now destroyed!
Her and Pacman used to hook up sometimes when they got on the piss.
But now he just feels inadequate.
She could fit a bloody traffic cone up there!
Lucky he's good at munching cherries
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Then one Halloween someone turns up in a ghost costume and Mrs Pacman gets PTSD and flips out and eats the rest of the Potato kids in a fear induced psychotic episode.
She has to deal with that for the rest of her life.
She has to deal with that for the rest of her life.
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I'm pinning it on Dan. One of his mates he gave the contract too probably doesn't even have an esky.
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Nah I wish. And No-doze make me feel shit.
I usually wouldn't care, but it’s an occo where they're shutting down the trains for a couple of days so they'll be pushing hard.
And I'm having problems with a foreman
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Yeah i know i remember you saying.
**** him
**** him
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Started this morning when the story first broke
The first person who jumped on the "Blame Andrews" train was quickly advised that it's Scomo and the Fed Gov looking after the vaccine rollout in aged care
They then came back with "It was posted knowing the facts; the response from Andrews loyalists makes it worthwhile." - in other words, "I jumped to conclusions and now can't admit I was wrong"
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