Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Like Whatsisname Norman.

 

[winty]

Wow, 4 platforms at Flinders Street Station have been evacuated because someone on a train has claimed he has a bomb.

 

[cats_09]

Wow, 4 platforms at Flinders Street Station have been evacuated because someone on a train has claimed he has a bomb.

You in Melbourne or WFH?

 

[winty]

You in Melbourne or WFH?

I was WFH today. Wouldn't need to go to Flinders Street anyway - my work is across the road from Southern Cross.

 

[Shell]

Wow, 4 platforms at Flinders Street Station have been evacuated because someone on a train has claimed he has a bomb.

My initial reaction was to laugh..

But its not funny.

Prob some mental case tho..

 

[Shell]

I think Peter Hitchener said its clear/secured, but long delays expected still.

 

[cats_09]

I was WFH today. Wouldn't need to go to Flinders Street anyway - my work is across the road from Southern Cross.

Sometimes there can be a flow on effect though and platform issues - that's when it gets annoying. Or even extra people going to SC

I always loved getting to the mystery station between North Melbourne and Southern Cross and having to wait for a platform - seriously, it's a scheduled service so how can there not be a platform readily available

 

[Spazz Cat]

Wow, 4 platforms at Flinders Street Station have been evacuated because someone on a train has claimed he has a bomb.

Shit

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Also some advice for the ladies here hehe
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All that's missing from this is the recipe for the CWA sponge.

 

[Spazz Cat]

All that's missing from this is the recipe for the CWA sponge.

Haha yeah true.

 

[Moggy]

It appears that the club are really trying to save as much money as they can before Cooky departs, as evidenced by the fact that they just photoshopped some extra hair onto Mark O'Connor

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Mark O'connor

Age

29

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

8.1

3star

HB

5.1

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.3

4star

MG

174.8

3star

D

12.4

3star

K

8.9

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.6

3star

MG

199.8

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

4.8

2star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

67.4

1star

's profile pic and used it for another player.

 

[Spazz Cat]

It appears that the club are really trying to save as much money as they can before Cooky departs, as evidenced by the fact that they just photoshopped some extra hair onto Mark O'Connor's profile pic and used it for another player.

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Haha what?

 

[cats_09]

It appears that the club are really trying to save as much money as they can before Cooky departs, as evidenced by the fact that they just photoshopped some extra hair onto Mark O'Connor's profile pic and used it for another player.

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I was thinking that the club took Taheny's draft prospect image and Photoshopped a Cats Guernsey guernsey onto him

 

[Catsnlakers]

No wonder why I'm (almost) over men and going to turn Lezo

Stick with men, we aren’t that bad!

 

[Shell]

Great show on SBS rn if ppl are interested

 

[Shell]

Esp Eric Clapton fans

 

[Shell]

God damn that was so sad

 

[winty]

Morning folks.

 

[Shell]

MORNING!!!!!!

 

[Shell]

Sorry, I love Tuesdays.


Tuesdays and Fridays.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Morning.

 

[Shell]

Yall got your memberships yet?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Tuesdays are my worst days.
You always think Monday is gonna be the worst but it ends up not being as bad as you think.
So Tuesday lures you into a false sense of security, but then its as shit as you thought Monday was going to be.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yall got your memberships yet?

Nah. Cancelled it. Probs will get a 3 gamer like last year if we can go though.

 

[Shell]

Nah. Cancelled it. Probs will get a 3 gamer like last year if we can go though.

Theres a Melb 5 now!

I think im gonna get that