Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

*why did they stand around you in a circle

Not allowed to smoke anywhere in a train station. I actually didn't know.
They have a lot of down time. When something happens they get pretty keen to do something.

 

[Shell]

Not allowed to smoke anywhere in a train station. I actually didn't know.
They have a lot of down time. When something happens they get pretty keen to do something.

It sounded like the PSO went to have a smoke, not you dingaling

 

[Spazz Cat]

One night at Keilor Plains there was a bunch of them standing around doing f**k all.
I walked up to them and went Thank God for you boys!
They didn't look impressed.

 

[Shell]

It's funny- you have altercations with PSOs

And I see them as a positive, hundred percent. Feel alot better they're around stations at night.

 

[Spazz Cat]

It sounded like the PSO went to have a smoke, not you dingaling

Oh fair enough.

 

[Spazz Cat]

It's funny- you have altercations with PSOs

And I see them as a positive, hundred percent. Feel alot better they're around stations at night.

Yeah they're allright. I get along fine with them now cause I work at train stations sometimes.
They're just bored.
I dunno what it was. How dogs don't like postmen I just didn't like PSO's.

 

[Shell]

Lol k.

 

[Shell]

Sucks tho next week my whole train line is shut down and replacement buses. **** that.

Tram it instead, but will drive to a stop where I can literally only walk 5 meters and I'll be at my car.

 

[Kram]

And yes I used to piss in a bottle on the way to work. Was during the Pacific Highway upgrade. Was nowhere to pull over.

Makes more sense than a kettle in a hotel room I guess.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Also my mate got the train back to Geelong from my joint. Had never caught a train before.
Train inspectors hassled him. He just goes Look ive never caught a train before, im not in the mood.
Leave me alone or ill pick you both up and throw you out the f**king door lol.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Makes more sense that a kettle in a hotel room I guess.

Well yeah. I suppose it does.

 

[Shell]

My uncle is/was a weirdo like that.

Had to catch PT for the Grand Prix back in 1996 whatever, was like his first time catching a train.

 

[Spazz Cat]

My uncle is/was a weirdo like that.

Had to catch PT for the Grand Prix back in 1996 whatever, was like his first time catching a train.

Yeah I couldn't believe it. I started catching trains when I was about 12.

 

[Kram]

If ever I move back to Perf it's just gotta be near a train line.

 

[Kram]

Yeah I couldn't believe it. I started catching trains when I was about 12.

Is it true that you can't just buy a ticket with change in Melbourne?

I have a smartrider now but I always forget to bloody tag off.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Also I'm much nicer now BTW.
Actually I was always nice just didn't like getting hassled.
Much more tolerant now ill say.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Is it true that you can't just buy a ticket with change in Melbourne?

I have a smartrider now but I always forget to bloody tag off.

No you can't. Need a card. Thats what caused me a lot of trouble when I first moved back to Melbourne.
Just wanted to buy a ticket.
Then had to buy a card. But there would be nowhere to buy a card at the station.
So thought I'd pay on the train. But you can't pay on the train.

 

[Spazz Cat]

If ever I move back to Perf it's just gotta be near a train line.

I'd love to be able to catch a train to work. Just chill out. Watch a movie or something.

 

[Kram]

Going to the footy in WA PT is included with tickets/memberships but we had to pay for that.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Going to the footy in WA PT is included with tickets/memberships but we had to pay for that.

That's pretty cool. Adelaide teams do that too I think.

 

[Shell]

I'd love to be able to catch a train to work. Just chill out. Watch a movie or something.

Oh yeah chill out standing up in a packed train with a billion ppl in it.

Sounds mighty chilled.


*i'd rather drive.

 

[Shell]

I would not be driving into the city tho everyday **** that.

My commute was going in the complete opposite to everyone else. Was great.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Oh yeah chill out standing up in a packed train with a billion ppl in it.

Sounds mighty chilled.


*i'd rather drive.

Oh yeah. Not like that. I was thinking of those nice V/line ones.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Trams are usually packed. When it stops half the people nearly fall over.

 

[Shell]

What shits me (maybe they're doing it on purpose) is when the tram or train is packed and they dont turn up the ****ing air con.