Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[you pick one]

Unfortunately it's the way it goes with vans. It's the same in Vic.
It's stupid. Even if it's brand new in perfect condition, just nup No compromise

One wonder how this bloke has got 80+ vans that they know of through main roads and registered without someone getting suspicious.

 

[Spazz Cat]

One wonder how this bloke has got 80+ vans that they know of through main roads and registered without someone getting suspicious.

Yep. Actually a lot of money in them if you know the system

 

[Spazz Cat]

Well my daughter started another fire in the microwave.
2nd time now.

 

[Shell]

Sorry thats not funny

 

[Spazz Cat]

Sorry thats not funny

Nah it is.

 

[Shell]

Is the mircowav,

I mean is your daughter ok?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Horse floats too.

 

[you pick one]

Well my daughter started another fire in the microwave.
2nd time now.

Buy her a jumper she must be cold.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Is the mircowav,

I mean is your daughter ok?

Yeah for sure. Not sure how long this microwave will last though.
Funniest thing was she goes it doesn't do that at school haha.
So she's probably f**ked that one too.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I've done it though. Remember once at work I heated up half a family pie in the foil tray.
Everyone was going don't do that.
I was Nah it's fine I do it all the time.
Then lightning bolts everywhere

 

[you pick one]

Now I'm getting banner adds for caravans.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Now I'm getting banner adds for caravans.

Hahahaha. I hate that.

 

[Shell]

im getting ****ing banner ads for ****ing errors

 

[Shell]

Re. microwaves. I had this guy stay with me/us I had met on Trek America*

I got home from work, the place smelt TERRIBLE. The ****ing moron had put frozen bread in the mircowave for like 5 minutes.

5 minutes.

Ill never forget that smell. Took ages to go away- like weeks.

 

[Shell]

*never invite a person to your house unless you are 1000% friends and shall be friends post trek. Otherwise DONT DO IT.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Re. microwaves. I had this guy stay with me/us I had met on Trek America*

I got home from work, the place smelt TERRIBLE. The ******* moron had put frozen bread in the mircowave for like 5 minutes.

5 minutes.

Ill never forget that smell. Took ages to go away- like weeks.

Must of forgot to press the defrost button lol

 

[Shell]

He was a ****ing moron.

Bread takes like 30 seconds max in the microwave

 

[Spazz Cat]

He was a ******* moron.

Bread takes like 30 seconds max in the microwave

Hey???? What? Was it just a couple of slices? Not the whole loaf?

 

[Shell]

Hey???? What? Was it just a couple of slices? Not the whole loaf?

Itwas a couple of slices

 

[Spazz Cat]

Itwas a couple of slices

Hahaha thats insane

 

[cats_09]

Well my daughter started another fire in the microwave.
2nd time now.

what was she trying to warm up?

I remember at uni we used to microwave old cds in the College kitchens so that we could watch the fireworks, but don't think we ever set the microwave on fire doing that

 

[Spazz Cat]

what was she trying to warm up?

I remember at uni we used to microwave old cds in the College kitchens so that we could watch the fireworks, but don't think we ever set the microwave on fire doing that

Noodles. Left the foil sachet with the seasoning in it in the bowl with the noodles.
There was a little flame going on top of them.
Last time she cooked a pasta packet with no water or milk in it and the actual pasta caught on fire.
Had to throw the container on the front lawn and pour some water on it.

 

[cats_09]

Noodles. Left the foil sachet with the seasoning in it in the bowl with the noodles.
There was a little flame going on top of them.
Last time she cooked a pasta packet with no water or milk in it and the actual pasta caught on fire.
Had to throw the container on the front lawn and pour some water on it.

so, no unsupervised microwave use from now on or is this her way of getting out of having to cook for the family?

 

[you pick one]

Make that 10.

 

[Spazz Cat]

so, no unsupervised microwave use from now on or is this her way of getting out of having to cook for the family?

Nah. They gotta use it. I aint cooking lunch for them.
It's only happened 3 times now in a few years. 2 from one kid, one from another.
They'll be right.