Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

I spent most of a Sunday driving around trying to get a bath.

One item. ONE. A ******* BATH. Took ******* forever. At least i wasnt driving tho i guess.

Should of just had a shower.

 

[Spazz Cat]

^^^^ can anyone pick that ref i did there

Nah

 

[Kram]

Thats why if i need a couple "odds and ends" i prefer Mitre 10. They're smaller and closer by.

It's a crying shame that the small hardware shops have been nearly wiped out by Bunnings, they are usually staffed with old blokes that actually have a clue and can really help instead of spotty male students or middle aged women that would know one end of a hammer from the other.

 

[Spazz Cat]

It's a crying shame that the small hardware shops have been nearly wiped out by Bunnings, they are usually staffed with old blokes that actually have a clue and can really help instead of spotty male students or middle aged women that would know one end of a hammer from the other.

For sure.

 

[Spazz Cat]

You know how your getting old? Everyone goes out and instead of looking up Pornhub you try and find docos on the queens train

 

[Shell]

Nah, I got dogs. They'll eat it.

Well.

Learn to live with the mouse then idk

 

[Shell]

You know how your getting old? Everyone goes out and instead of looking up Pornhub you try and find docos on the queens train

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO.

You're brilliant Spazz. Never change.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Well.

Learn to live with the mouse then idk

Fine I will. I'll learn to love him. And he'll eat cheese out of my hand

 

[Shell]

Nah

Fawlty Towers.

 

[Spazz Cat]

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO.

You're brilliant Spazz. Never change.

Haha. I was actually being serious.

 

[Shell]

Haha. I was actually being serious.

I know!

 

[Shell]

Fine I will. I'll learn to love him. And he'll eat cheese out of my hand

Buy him Swiss.

Swiss is the best cheese.

 

[Shell]

Anyway, i really gotta get up and like do stuff. Clean.

Meh.

Catch yas

 

[Spazz Cat]

Its actually diesel. Doesn't look particularly fancy on the outside.
They didn't even give it a good wash TBH.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Buy him Swiss.

Swiss is the best cheese.

Yeah I agree

 

[Spazz Cat]

Also she doesn't have her own station. But they did for a few years when queen Victoria was the queen.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Prince Harry has never been on the train. It costs a f**k ton of money to take it anywhere.

 

[Shell]

Im proud i started all this

 

[Shell]

Yeah I agree

Obviously other cheese is fantastic but in terms of what sliced cheese i buy.

Swiss or gtfo

 

[Shell]

Mum still buys those kraft singles wrapped in plastic.

Srsly vomit inducing that cheese

 

[Shell]

So much for doing stuff. Am back on the couch watching a replay of dancing with the stars

 

[Shell]

Ill do stuff in the ads

 

[Shell]

Dazza

 

[Shell]

I went to hey hey in 2009
Week after we won the flag


Daz barely even mentioned it

 

[Shell]

Its Botox