Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Hamingja]

We had a board meeting at work and the CEO had like a secret service team, it was insane. They swept the whole building for bombs and listening devices.

 

[Spazz Cat]

We had a board meeting at work and the CEO had like a secret service team, it was insane. They swept the whole building for bombs and listening devices.

Shit! Why?

 

[Kram]

We need to do better.

Yeah to best we tend to do is a walk/run by egging or a pie to the face.

 

[Hamingja]

sh*t! Why?

Just their OTT protocols. We weren't allowed to take a bag in or leave anything at our desks overnight.

 

[Cataholic]

We had a board meeting at work and the CEO had like a secret service team, it was insane. They swept the whole building for bombs and listening devices.

You work for ASIO??!

 

[Cataholic]

We had a board meeting at work and the CEO had like a secret service team, it was insane. They swept the whole building for bombs and listening devices.

A mate parked a truck outside a certain building a couple of years back and security went into full meltdown. They suspected a bomb

 

[Hamingja]

You work for ASIO??!

Formally one of the banks. If someone went full von Stauffenberg and took out the entire board I suppose there would be some massive consequences but still ridiculous they went to the extent they did.

 

[Cataholic]

Formally one of the banks. If someone went full von Stauffenberg and took out the entire board I suppose there would be some massive consequences but still ridiculous they went to the extent they did.

I worked for a company who did not allow Directors etc to share the same flights and travel arrangements. Makes weird sense I guess

 

[Hamingja]

I worked for a company who did not allow Directors etc to share the same flights and travel arrangements. Makes weird sense I guess

Yeah that is common with mining companies etc when they are using small charter planes. Too risky, particularly overseas.

 

[cats_09]

I worked for a company who did not allow Directors etc to share the same flights and travel arrangements. Makes weird sense I guess

Same thing with the royal family & those in direct line to the throne - you won't see Charles & William taking the same flight for example, and guessing one day that William & George won't be on the same flight

 

[winty]

LOL, I don't blame her...

 

[Kram]

Same thing with the royal family & those in direct line to the throne - you won't see Charles & William taking the same flight for example, and guessing one day that William & George won't be on the same flight

Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst!

 

[Spazz Cat]

Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst!

The worst!

 

[Spazz Cat]

 

[cats_09]

LOL, I don't blame her...

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I'm curious how old the daughter is

 

[Catsnlakers]

We could've done better if we let the Anita Cobby 5 out.

Them dogs & the two cowards who killed the ‘Bega schoolgirls’ should of been castrated & then killed them selves, some people IMO forfeit their right to live.

 

[Cataholic]

Them dogs & the two cowards who killed the ‘Bega schoolgirls’ should of been castrated & then killed them selves, some people IMO forfeit their right to live.

A dog bites someone and it is put down.

These animals did much, much worse.

 

[Catsnlakers]

A dog bites someone and it is put down.

These animals did much, much worse.

Completely agree.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Kram]

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Yeah I've got like 3 or 4.

 

[Spazz Cat]

 

[Cataholic]

How the hell does the 'justice' system take pity on an animal like Paul Denyer, and in doing so value a human life as worth just 10 years??!

The system consistently puts its concern over a murderer's welfare over that of a victim's family. Imagine their anguish.......

 

[cats_09]

 

[Catsnlakers]

How the hell does the 'justice' system take pity on an animal like Paul Denyer, and in doing so value a human life as worth just 10 years??!

The system consistently puts its concern over a murderer's welfare over that of a victim's family. Imagine their anguish.......

Damn right fuc king animal he (she) is!....Joke

 

[winty]