Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

Go **** yourself Rob Mills

 

[Shell]

You too Crawford

 

[Cataholic]

Just when you think the Yanks have a chokehold on stupidity we have one of our own working in aged care deliberately coughing on people, and others in the Revival Church proving we have a few idiots of our own.

 

[Kitcat]

I asked a German friend how many lives did a Cats’ fan have. He said no.

 

[Cataholic]

I asked a german friend if he knew how many premierships the GFC had won.

He said no.

 

[Shell]

Yall trying to piss me off more, you are going about it a good way

 

[Spazz Cat]

Just when you think the Yanks have a chokehold on stupidity we have one of our own working in aged care deliberately coughing on people, and others in the Revival Church proving we have a few idiots of our own.

Deliberately??

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yall trying to piss me off more, you are going about it a good way

Not a fan of the Germans? What have they ever done?

 

[Cataholic]

Deliberately??

Yes. Making an attempt anyway

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yes. Making an attempt anyway

Oh shit. That's a bit much

 

[Cataholic]

Oh sh*t. That's a bit much

At some anti-vax march and makes a run at people coughing in their direction. Cops quickly frogmarch her away.

Baptcare (?) later identify her as one of their aged care staff members.

 

[Shell]

Not a fan of the Germans? What have they ever done?

Eh just killed a several million people, but im sure anyone can make that mistake.

 

[Shell]

Anymore quiz's Spazz Cat

 

[Spazz Cat]

Anymore quiz's Spazz Cat

Nah I can't. Gotta watch the bikes

 

[cats_09]

I got thrown out of Werribee Zoo for making a parrot laugh.

It's polly tickle correctness gone mad.

 

[Catsnlakers]

I got thrown out of Werribee Zoo for making a parrot laugh.

It's polly tickle correctness gone mad.

I got kicked out of Werribee Zoo too, I kicked a dribble kick along the ground & it didn’t go down well with someone apparently.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Someone has to say the shitzu joke. Go on

 

[cats_09]

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Nah I can't. Gotta watch the bikes

well at least you got to watch the bikes I was stressed the whole entire night after first race finished. Didn’t even see them.

 

[Spazz Cat]

well at least you got to watch the bikes I was stressed the whole entire night after first race finished. Didn’t even see them.

Ahhh bummer. You all good?

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Ahhh bummer. You all good?

yeah just some issues online. Nothing too bad but just get easily stressed by certain things.

 

[Spazz Cat]

yeah just some issues online. Nothing too bad but just get easily stressed by certain things.

Ahh sorry. Hope you all good.

 

[Partridge]

Not a fan of the Germans? What have they ever done?

Most efficient train system I’ve ever been on.

Invented Volkswagen too.

Get a big bonus for Beethoven as well.

 

[FredLeDeux]

Most efficient train system I’ve ever been on.

Invented Volkswagen too.

Get a big bonus for Beethoven as well.

And Jackson Browne

 

[Spazz Cat]

Nick Cave was big in Germany so that's good.
But so was David Hasselhoff so that's bad.
My missus bought a Golf a few years ago and it was a f**king lemon so that's bad.
Had a Metabo cut off saw that served me so good when I worked for myself. So that's good.