Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Cataholic]

Getting older is just one body part after another saying 'ha ha, you think that's bad? Watch this!'

 

[Shell]

Yep. F**k the news. campaigners falling down stairs and stuff on youtube is just as informative.

Damn straight.

Altho I should update you re. things royal- some kid called Lilibet was born to two campaigners the other day.

 

[Shell]

Did hear on the news on the radio before though that someone ordered a chicken schnitzel from a restaurant and it was a tea towel.
All crumbed and deep fried.

A tea towel- that's gotta be your regular parma.

And your wash cloth, well thats gotta be the lady size.

Where was this?

 

[allrighty]

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[Shell]

Got this one back though.
Harsh but fair
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It was bullshit the kid didnt get his cap back.

/not the dead one, one of the alive ones.

 

[Spazz Cat]

A tea towel- that's gotta be your regular parma.

And your wash cloth, well thats gotta be the lady size.

Where was this?

Phillipines i believe. Its on google

 

[Spazz Cat]

Damn straight.

Altho I should update you re. things royal- some kid called Lilibet was born to two campaigners the other day.

Ewwwww Lilibet???

 

[Shell]

Ewwwww Lilibet???

I know. Its not even a ****ing real name.

Middle name Dianna.

 

[Shell]

Phillipines i believe. Its on google

Wouldnt be the weirdest thing they ever ate/served over there.

 

[Cataholic]

Ewwwww Lilibet???

Sounds like the kid has been gifted a lisp.

 

[Partridge]

These people have been so mentally damaged by trump, they still look for anything they can to get him. And he’s been out of office for nearly 6 months now. You’d swear he’s still president the way they talk about him.

But that’s not possible. He’s a dictator, he’s literally Hitler. He was going to take control for ever.

 

[Shell]

He wishes he was Hitler.

 

[Shell]

Speaking of Hitler, I saw most of Romper Stomper the other night- actually wasnt half bad.

I didnt realise it has a Clockwork Orange feel until now.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Speaking of Hitler, I saw most of Romper Stomper the other night- actually wasnt half bad.

I didnt realise it has a Clockwork Orange feel until now.

One of the scenes is just total clockwork orange. Is a bit of a copy.
Is a good movie though

 

[Shell]

One of the scenes is just total clockwork orange. Is a bit of a copy.
Is a good movie though

Yeah Rusty's outfit was totally CO (except for the Bulldogs T-shirt lol), and im assuming the scene in the mansion?

It had different themes/storys tho, ie. the girl with the abusive father.

 

[Shell]

And why didnt they just **** off with the loot ffs, instead of just bashing up a cheap car.


Idiots.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Yeah Rusty's outfit was totally CO (except for the Bulldogs T-shirt lol), and im assuming the scene in the mansion?

It had different themes/storys tho, ie. the girl with the abusive father.

Yeah the mansion scene for sure.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And why didnt they just fu** off with the loot ffs, instead of just bashing up a cheap car.


Idiots.

Yeah they f**ked up a bit there. But I suppose their skinheads and all that so they were bound to get carried away.

 

[Spazz Cat]

There's a bit where the girl goes to the nice skinheads house and his grandma goes "Why are my puppies barking so?"
Dunno why but it always made me laugh.

 

[Shell]

Yeah they f**ked up a bit there. But I suppose their skinheads and all that so they were bound to get carried away.

I was glad the younger skinhead got shot. He was annoying af.

 

[Shell]

Apparently Ben Mendelson was meant to be the lead in that, but it was deemed he wasnt scary/tough enough.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Apparently Ben Mendelson was meant to be the lead in that, but it was deemed he wasnt scary/tough enough.

Yeah fair enough. For the best

 

[Spazz Cat]

I was glad the younger skinhead got shot. He was annoying af.

Yeah f**k oath. Your not wrong. He got a root but.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Getting older is just one body part after another saying 'ha ha, you think that's bad? Watch this!'

I know. Everytime one thing starts feeling better something else hurts.

 

[cats_09]

Induction day tomorrow - I was happy as the original location was only 5/10 minutes down the road, now I've got to go to the other side of Geelong but it looks like it's in more of an indoor setting which may be better considering the predicted weather