Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[cats_09]

And it's images like this that makes me not totally upset at not being able to travel to far at the moment

 

[Shell]

Yeah.. he's not wearing a mask!!

 

[Shell]

So i type in "experience not required" in my job search, this late evening


And Neurological Physiotherapist comes up.

seek.com are ****ing idiots

 

[Shell]

I've also got; dental assistant, pharmacist and a manager dealing in psychology/counselling and social work to choose from.

 

[cats_09]

So i type in "experience not required" in my job search, this late evening


And Neurological Physiotherapist comes up.

seek.com are ******* idiots

I wouldn't be so quick to blame Seek as it's likely to be an error from the advertiser

I regularly encountered job adverts that came up for Geelong & the South West that weren't even in this state
- one job for the Bellarine Peninsula that was actually in Sydney
- multiple jobs for Sanity Belmont that were actually Belmont WA, but whoever was doing the advertising didn't pay attention to the region they were selecting

 

[Shell]

Eh ill blame seek cause its easier.

 

[Shell]

Lol now the neurological physio has come up in my recommended jobs list

 

[cats_09]

Lol now the neurological physio has come up in my recommended jobs list

Just for kicks you should apply and see what happens

 

[Spazz Cat]

Lol now the neurological physio has come up in my recommended jobs list

I reckon you could do it

 

[Spazz Cat]

And it's images like this that makes me not totally upset at not being able to travel to far at the moment

He looks like Billy

 

[Shell]

Aw, in the job description it says they have an active social calendar in their workplace. You never see that in job ads.

I wanna work there.

 

[Shell]

I reckon you could do it

I'd have to look up what it actually was first, THEN I'm sure i could do it.

 

[Shell]

AND you get a laptop, phone and company car. Sold

 

[Shell]

Just for kicks you should apply and see what happens

I doubt id even get an obligatory rejection email back

 

[Shell]

• Competitive remuneration - your choice of salary structure - salary or commission-based, along with a generous professional development allowance
• Ongoing development - work with the best, learn from the best. Our team provides monthly in-services, monthly journal clubs, regular supervision and mentoring, joint sessions and lots of additional support
• Flexibility - plan your own day with flexible working hours, work from home as applicable and enjoy a day off on your birthday - no one should have to work on their birthday!
• Additional offerings - laptop and phone are provided along with access access to a company vehicle for use during business hours
• Social – jam-packed social calendar for you to join in the fun!

A day off on my birthday. And my birthday is ALWAYS on a ****ing weekday- it skipped a Saturday or Sunday once cause of the bloody leap year. #ripoff.

 

[Shell]

He looks like Billy

Dont be ****ing stupid Spazz.



Billy would never not wear a mask.

 

[Spazz Cat]

• Competitive remuneration - your choice of salary structure - salary or commission-based, along with a generous professional development allowance
• Ongoing development - work with the best, learn from the best. Our team provides monthly in-services, monthly journal clubs, regular supervision and mentoring, joint sessions and lots of additional support
• Flexibility - plan your own day with flexible working hours, work from home as applicable and enjoy a day off on your birthday - no one should have to work on their birthday!
• Additional offerings - laptop and phone are provided along with access access to a company vehicle for use during business hours
• Social – jam-packed social calendar for you to join in the fun!

A day off on my birthday. And my birthday is ALWAYS on a ******* weekday- it skipped a Saturday or Sunday once cause of the bloody leap year. #ripoff.

Now I wanna work there

 

[Shell]

Now I wanna work there

I know!!!!! Its like ****ing Disneyland.. but not.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I know!!!!! Its like ******* Disneyland.. but not.

Why the f**k didn't I try harder at school to become a neuro physio?
Why didn't anyone tell me what that even is?

 

[Shell]

Why the f**k didn't I try harder at school to become a neuro physio?
Why didn't anyone tell me what that even is?

Me too.
And me too.

 

[Shell]

Srsly tho i wish I had put more effort into studying for exams. I put every effort into the CATs during the year, but when it comes to studying, forget it.

 

[Shell]

I got nightly access to my neighbours office in Year 12 (3 min drive from home) when I needed a computer that didnt suck.

That was pretty cool actually- had a milk bar next door for the necessary snacks required.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Srsly tho i wish I had put more effort into studying for exams. I put every effort into the CATs during the year, but when it comes to studying, forget it.

I think stuff like that but then whenever I go to renew tickets and stuff, the first half-hour of sitting in a seat and trying to pay attention I can't handle it and I realise it was never gonna happen.

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Novak is getting beaten by a guy I’ve never heard of….Go Musetti!

 

[Shell]

Novak is getting beaten by a guy I’ve never heard of….Go Musetti!

Score? Sets?