Everyone else is falling over themselves to give us another shot at redemption. I guess I'll just call it.
- This week - We'll win against the Bears who are going to take a little bit of time to adjust to not having Hipwood and Adams this week.
- Next week - The Cats will expect to walk all over us and be shocked when we don't just lie down, 2 dodgy free kicks and we scrape over the line.
- The week after - Fyfe will kick 8 behinds as Freo out play us all day to kick 5.19 to our 9.4
- North after enjoying a good run, realise their number 1 pick is in danger and lie down against a side starting to find form with some well-credentialled stars now getting match fitness and we win easily.
- GWS have to play us in Victoria due to COVID (but ask for the game to be shifted to Metricon (our second home) and end up losing to us and look clearly sick of hub-life. Tom Green seen talking earnestly with Cotch (who was on a poster on his wall growing up....probably).
- Hawks just lose to us because, well, they are done.
Elim Final - We finish 7th and travel to Port to smack them in an elimination final. Rozee kicks 2 in the first quarter before he twists his ankle after Motlop gives him a hospital handball and Nank punishes him. Football world still writes us off as it's all due to Port's flakiness (which is fair enough)
-Semi Final - We then belt the Lions in a semi-final after the 'barometer' is not picked. He is pictured in the crowd looking displeased. Straight sets for the Lions as Daniher kicks 3 behinds and 2 out on the full.
Prelim - In the Prelim we play against the best team of the year in the Dees, playing one of the great prelims in history with Dusty saving our bacon once again as we win by 11 points. Dees take another 57 years to win the flag.
GF - Sydney have made the GF from 5th having rolled Bombers, Cats (who looked very very old and slow in the semi) and touching up the Dogs to get some finals revenge in the other prelim. At qtr time it looks like the round 3 game, we trail by 17 points and Swans making us look slow... we get to 29 points down in the second quarter before pegging it back slightly to 22 points at half time. The game suddenly gets really contested after half time and we dominate, charging back to lead by 10 points at 3 qtr time. Although Buddy kicks the first two in the last qtr, we dig deep and run over the top of them, to win by 27 points. Trent Cotchin in his last game (as it turns out), wins the Norm Smith, with 29 possessions, managing to kick 3 goals, having 14 tackles and turned the game with 12 contested possesions in the 3rd qtr alone, while Dusty finishes 2nd in voting with 31 touches, 2 goals and 3 goal assists (people call it rigged!).
AFL world goes bananas and all non-Tiger supporters turn off all forms of social media for extended periods. As Tiger supporters, we are unbearable. Steve Hocking resigns from the Cats CEO job before he has even started, citing personal reasons. Kane Cornes job satisfaction level said to be the lowest he has experienced since his 300th game was ruined by the Tigers.
Alright this probably won't happen but it was nice to think about....
- This week - We'll win against the Bears who are going to take a little bit of time to adjust to not having Hipwood and Adams this week.
- Next week - The Cats will expect to walk all over us and be shocked when we don't just lie down, 2 dodgy free kicks and we scrape over the line.
- The week after - Fyfe will kick 8 behinds as Freo out play us all day to kick 5.19 to our 9.4
- North after enjoying a good run, realise their number 1 pick is in danger and lie down against a side starting to find form with some well-credentialled stars now getting match fitness and we win easily.
- GWS have to play us in Victoria due to COVID (but ask for the game to be shifted to Metricon (our second home) and end up losing to us and look clearly sick of hub-life. Tom Green seen talking earnestly with Cotch (who was on a poster on his wall growing up....probably).
- Hawks just lose to us because, well, they are done.
Elim Final - We finish 7th and travel to Port to smack them in an elimination final. Rozee kicks 2 in the first quarter before he twists his ankle after Motlop gives him a hospital handball and Nank punishes him. Football world still writes us off as it's all due to Port's flakiness (which is fair enough)
-Semi Final - We then belt the Lions in a semi-final after the 'barometer' is not picked. He is pictured in the crowd looking displeased. Straight sets for the Lions as Daniher kicks 3 behinds and 2 out on the full.
Prelim - In the Prelim we play against the best team of the year in the Dees, playing one of the great prelims in history with Dusty saving our bacon once again as we win by 11 points. Dees take another 57 years to win the flag.
GF - Sydney have made the GF from 5th having rolled Bombers, Cats (who looked very very old and slow in the semi) and touching up the Dogs to get some finals revenge in the other prelim. At qtr time it looks like the round 3 game, we trail by 17 points and Swans making us look slow... we get to 29 points down in the second quarter before pegging it back slightly to 22 points at half time. The game suddenly gets really contested after half time and we dominate, charging back to lead by 10 points at 3 qtr time. Although Buddy kicks the first two in the last qtr, we dig deep and run over the top of them, to win by 27 points. Trent Cotchin in his last game (as it turns out), wins the Norm Smith, with 29 possessions, managing to kick 3 goals, having 14 tackles and turned the game with 12 contested possesions in the 3rd qtr alone, while Dusty finishes 2nd in voting with 31 touches, 2 goals and 3 goal assists (people call it rigged!).
AFL world goes bananas and all non-Tiger supporters turn off all forms of social media for extended periods. As Tiger supporters, we are unbearable. Steve Hocking resigns from the Cats CEO job before he has even started, citing personal reasons. Kane Cornes job satisfaction level said to be the lowest he has experienced since his 300th game was ruined by the Tigers.
Alright this probably won't happen but it was nice to think about....
