NO TROLLS 2022 NBA Offseason Thread

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As reminded by Son of Skeletor, this is the highlight if the year for some 33.33% of the NBA community. For some this is an annual thing, like Christmas or Hanukkah.

This thread is a beacon waking fans of Houston, Detroit, Orlando, lolKnicks, Wizards, Thunder, lakers, Sactown and Blazers from their slumber. May this here thread bring you good fortune in the season to come.

The first item from the agenda is the NBA lottery draft. Through the benevolence of the Lakers organisation, they shall not partake and instead bestow young talent to other franchises. Should be around 10am EST. Yes it is

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To simulate the lottery, please click here


(I simmed and the Pelicans got the no 1 pick).

We wish to see more of this

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In other off season news

  • former celtic Rajon Rondo allegedly threatened the mother of his child with a firearm.
  • Ben Simmons underwent back surgery dispelling rumours and scuttlebutt that he was faking his injury. Blame is still case upon him for the Nets early exit, and his former team Philadelphias playoff demise

Enjoy your off season.
 

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May 23, 2012
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Other Teams
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As reminded by Son of Skeletor, this is the highlight if the year for some 33.33% of the NBA community. For some this is an annual thing, like Christmas or Hanukkah.

I like this analogy.

To extend it further, the Pels having a lottery pick this year feels like not being Jewish, but being given a Hanukkah present anyway.

God YHWH bless the Lakers.
 
Sep 9, 2008
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Would like to see Oklahoma jump into the top 3 and nab one of the talls to pair with giddey.

Worried they’ll miss on one of the bigs, grab a guard then * over giddey by shrinking his minutes in favour of a iso loving chucker who gets his own in perennial underperforming teams while okc scratch their heads wondering why it doesn’t lead to success.
 
May 23, 2012
15,488
14,217
Smoothie King Central
AFL Club
Collingwood
Other Teams
Tottenham Hotspur, New Orleans Pels
Feels good to have had no idea when the lottery was for a change 😍

Exclusive footage of Dan and his Timberpups walking down nouveau riche street. If peternorth's Lakers offer you three-card monte, run like the wind.


 

Constantgin

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Oct 6, 2020
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Perth
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Fremantle
Other Teams
SFG , Pacers, ND, Gunners
Really want pacers to jump into top 3 they never ever have a top pick this is there year.
 
If the Blazers get a top 3 pick I will be so excited to watch another promising career get flamed out by debilitating injuries
 

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Cavs - Varajeo
Hornets - PJ Washington
lolknicks - willy wesley
Wash - Unseld Jr
Spurs - Admiral
NOP - Swin Cash-Canal (i call her swim)
Sac - proud pacer Sabonis
Port - Dame
Indy - Kelly Krauskopf
OKC - Collinson
Det - Rip Hamilton
Magic - Jamal former Vic Titan Mosley
Houston - Raf Stone
 
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14. Cleveland Cavs. lol
13. Charlotte - double lol PJ mad
12. OKC (thanks Clips)
11. LOL KNICKS!!!!! hahahaa SAm Pang is laughing
10. Washington
9. Spurs (no duncan 4 u)
8. New Orleans (thanks Lakers)
7. Portland. WOW SAC IS TOP 4!
6. Indiana
5. Detroit

Sac, OKC, Magic and Rockets to come
 

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