2022 predictions and 3 news headlines

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TheBrownDog
Oct 15, 2004
73,576
64,146
West Perth
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Fremantle
Premiers Port
Runners up Crows
Norm Smith Butters
Brownlow Aliir
Risers Freo
Fallers Cats
Spoon Pies

1. Vol-Kane-no to win a Walkley award for journalism

2. Eddie never let go McGuire pinged for being a shadow director

3. Carlton two and two!


no bias above
 

And_ROOS

Brownlow Medallist
Jul 11, 2005
10,866
11,541
On the Road to A.G
AFL Club
Geelong
Other Teams
Geelong
Premiers: Melbourne
Runners Up: Lions
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Touk Miller
Risers: Fremantle
Fallers: Port Adelaide
Spoon: Hawthorn
 

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stmookeyj

Brownlow Medallist
Oct 9, 2002
16,044
940
Queensland
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
FLAG: Dogs
2ND: Lions
NORMIE: B.Smith
BROWNLOW: Darcy Parish
RISERS: Suns
FALLERS: Giants
SPOON: Pies

HEADLINES (well more like stories than headlines so make them up from these if you must)
(1) Eagles and Dockers forced to move to Tassie thanks to Mark McGowan's idolisation of Jacinda Ardern's COVID Policy of 7 days quarantine upon entry to WA
(2) Peter V'Landys muscles in to try to convert Giants Stadium at the Showgrounds into a rectangular stadium as a secondary NRL venue in the precinct
(3) Shock as Matt Hill and Jason Bennett are selected to call the GF for 7
 

Dee Train

Celebrating superiority since 2021
Aug 17, 2017
834
1,467
AFL Club
Melbourne
Premiers: Melbourne
Runner up: Port
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Oliver

Headlines:
Dees go back to back in front of MCG faithful.

Degoey degone after assault conviction.

Essendon win a final!
 

Leeda

Talons B Sharp
Sep 26, 2012
8,395
1,436
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Stuck in a moment…aware but sheep say no…….wrong but right…
 

Bloods86

Club Legend
Mar 7, 2011
1,864
3,366
Adelaide
AFL Club
Sydney
Other Teams
AUFC, Everton, Socceroos, Power
Premiers: Melbourne
Runners Up: Dogs
Norm Smith: Gawn
Brownlow: Neale
Risers: Richmond
Fallers: Eagles (zero confidence), possibly Hawks if competing for the spoon is considered a fall
Spoon: Pies

Headlines:

1) Swans academy under scrutiny after Logan McDonald kicks 6, Sheldrick and Roberts get rising star noms
2) <insert every SA or Vic Suns player out of contract and with any talent> being courted by Crows and <insert Vic club>
3) Ken Hinkley gets premature extension after another top 4 finish (but another loss in a prelim)
 

dylan93

Club Legend
Mar 16, 2011
2,276
1,661
Melbourne
AFL Club
Melbourne
Premiers: Demons
Runners Up: Lions
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Petracca
Risers: Dockers (Top 4-8), Tigers (Top 8)
Fallers: Cats (6th-10th), Bombers (9th-12th), Eagles (11th-14th),
Spoon: Suns

1. It's a Dee-molition! (Melbourne back to back premiers).

2. The Devils In The Detail (Tasmania Devils officially receive 19th licence and to enter the AFL in 2025).

3. Geelong linked with *insert free agency player who is already past it* as they look to continue to be a retirement home of players. :tearsofjoy:
 
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Go the Guts

Premiership Player
Apr 2, 2009
4,134
3,605
Adelaide
AFL Club
Adelaide
Other Teams
Mighty Double Blues
Premiers Port
Runners up Crows
Norm Smith Butters
Brownlow Aliir
Risers Freo
Fallers Cats
Spoon Pies

1. Vol-Kane-no to win a Walkley award for journalism

2. Eddie never let go McGuire pinged for being a shadow director

3. Carlton two and two!


no bias above

Lol funny post! Well done.
A showdown GF would be the death of many of us! Just the nerves! Win or lose.
 

BigVic

Premiership Player
Sep 7, 2009
3,769
2,725
Bull Creek WA
AFL Club
West Coast
Other Teams
Storm, Chelsea, GS Warriors
Premiers St Kilda
Runners up Melbourne
Norm Smith Steele
Brownlow Petracca
Risers Carlton
Fallers West Coast
Spoon Pies

1. Saintember to remember as Saints stun Dees in GF to break 56 year drought.

2. Tasmania in as 19th franchise

3. The Voss Baby. Blues in the Finals!
 

jakkowiz

Rookie
Sep 17, 2019
36
28
AFL Club
Melbourne
Premiers dees
Runners up swans
Norm Smith Jackson
Brownlow walsh
Risers swans
Fallers West Coast
Spoon West Coast

franklin reaches milestone in rd 1
Umps in love with Walsh
JHF wins rising star Bowie 2nd
 

M Malice

Brownlow Medallist
Aug 31, 2015
24,354
52,459
By the Gabba.
AFL Club
Brisbane Lions
Other Teams
Valleys. Chelsea.
Premiers > Lions.
Runners up > Demons.
Norm Smith > Hugh McCluggage.
Brownlow > Christian Petracca.
Risers > Kangaroos.
Fallers > Cats.
Spoon > Hawks.
Coleman > Aaron Naughton.
Rising star > Finn Callaghan.

1- Unidentified Pies player in the poo for fat shaming an opposition coach while partying at a Gold Coast kabab eatery.
2- Michael Voss wins coach of the year honours.
3- Season shuts down for a month due to Delta v2 Zombie variant outbreak at AFL headquarters.
 

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LuckyBounce!

Team Captain
May 3, 2017
303
720
AFL Club
St Kilda
Premiers St Kilda
Runners up Melbourne
Norm Smith Steele
Brownlow Petracca
Risers Carlton
Fallers West Coast
Spoon Pies

1. Saintember to remember as Saints stun Dees in GF to break 56 year drought.

2. Tasmania in as 19th franchise

3. The Voss Baby. Blues in the Finals!

You are getting me excited!
 

juss

Brownlow Medallist
Feb 23, 2009
26,484
35,019
Melbourne
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
New York Jets
Premiers > Demons
Runners up > Dogs
Norm Smith > Clayton Oliver
Brownlow > Marcus Bontempelli
Risers > Richmond
Fallers > Geelong
Spoon > Collingwood
Coleman > Tom Lynch
Rising star > Horne-Francis

1- Richmond roar back into four
2- History repeats: Demons beat Dogs in Grand Final
3- COVID chaos: Most weekly team changes ever in a season due to COVID protocols
 

HairyO

Brownlow Medallist
Jul 13, 2015
28,310
30,649
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Start of season
1. Get excited, 2022 is the Year Of The Blues
2. Reports suggest they are training the house down
3. Turmoil at Hawthorn as Kennett refuses to step down

End of season
1. Voss struggles to explain what went wrong
2. Saints still wallowing in No Man's Land
3. Kennett rolled as Hawks fans celebrate end of reign
 

Andy_Mac

Norm Smith Medallist
Apr 24, 2009
5,766
3,502
Torquay
AFL Club
Melbourne
Premiers Demons
Runners up Brisbane
Norm Smith Truck
Brownlow Parish
Risers Freo
Fallers Dogs
Spoon Hawks

1. Dees to good. back to back,
2. Degoey sentenced to 12 months prison,
3. Dogs miss the 8
 

Jibroni

Club Legend
Jun 14, 2017
2,090
2,761
Adelaide
AFL Club
Melbourne
Other Teams
Liverpool, AC Milan, North Adelaide
Premiers: Melbourne
Runners Up: Richmond
Norm Smith: Max Gawn
Brownlow: Clayton Oliver
Risers: Fremantle
Fallers: Geelong
Spoon: Collingwood
 

Gysberts2Bate

Brownlow Medallist
Jun 12, 2013
21,881
27,967
Melbourne
AFL Club
Melbourne
Premiers: Dees
Runners up: Dogs
Norm Smith: Petracca
Brownlow: Jack Steele
Spoon: Collingwood
 

danster168

Club Legend
Apr 29, 2016
2,040
2,064
AFL Club
Melbourne
Premiers: Dees
Runners up: Essendon
Norm Smith: Clayton Oliver
Brownlow: Sam Walsh
Spoon: Carlton
 

blueiris

Norm Smith Medallist
Aug 16, 2010
7,672
4,699
AFL Club
Brisbane Lions
Premiers > Lions.
Runners up > Demons.
Norm Smith > Hugh McCluggage.
Brownlow > Christian Petracca.
Risers > Kangaroos.
Fallers > Cats.
Spoon > Hawks.
Coleman > Aaron Naughton.
Rising star > Finn Callaghan.

1- Unidentified Pies player in the poo for fat shaming an opposition coach while partying at a Gold Coast kabab eatery.
2- Michael Voss wins coach of the year honours.
3- Season shuts down for a month due to Delta v2 Zombie variant outbreak at AFL headquarters.
If Voss wins coach of the year surely Carlton are you’re big risers
 

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