2022 predictions and 3 news headlines

[RobbieGray17]

Premiers Demons
Runners up Power
Norm Smith tracca
Brownlow Wines, Steele
Risers Saints
Fallers cats
Spoon Crows

1. Elderly and GFC to receive priority booster vaccinations

2. Demons brutally destructive

3. Carlton win first 3 games, lose next 19

 

[Power Raid]

Premiers Port
Runners up Crows
Norm Smith Butters
Brownlow Aliir
Risers Freo
Fallers Cats
Spoon Pies

1. Vol-Kane-no to win a Walkley award for journalism

2. Eddie never let go McGuire pinged for being a shadow director

3. Carlton two and two!


no bias above

 

[And_ROOS]

Premiers: Melbourne
Runners Up: Lions
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Touk Miller

11

Touk Miller

Age

28

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.7

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

12.3

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

5.4

5star

CL

4.2

5star

D

22.0

5star

K

11.4

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.8

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.8

5star

K

5.8

3star

HB

12.0

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.0

5star

Risers: Fremantle
Fallers: Port Adelaide
Spoon: Hawthorn

 

[stmookeyj]

FLAG: Dogs
2ND: Lions
NORMIE: B.Smith
BROWNLOW: Darcy Parish

3

Darcy Parish

Age

26

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

RISERS: Suns
FALLERS: Giants
SPOON: Pies

HEADLINES (well more like stories than headlines so make them up from these if you must)
(1) Eagles and Dockers forced to move to Tassie thanks to Mark McGowan's idolisation of Jacinda Ardern's COVID Policy of 7 days quarantine upon entry to WA
(2) Peter V'Landys muscles in to try to convert Giants Stadium at the Showgrounds into a rectangular stadium as a secondary NRL venue in the precinct
(3) Shock as Matt Hill and Jason Bennett are selected to call the GF for 7

 

[Dee Train]

Premiers: Melbourne
Runner up: Port
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Oliver

Headlines:
Dees go back to back in front of MCG faithful.

Degoey degone after assault conviction.

Essendon win a final!

 

[The 747]

1 DeGoey arrested

2 Cornes stirs pot

3 Why X team can't win the flag, AFL superstar (said team goes on to win flag).

Premiers - Brisbane
Runner up - GWS
Norm - McLuggage
Brownlow - Merrett
Spoon - Hawks

 

[Leeda]

Stuck in a moment…aware but sheep say no…….wrong but right…

 

[Bloods86]

Premiers: Melbourne
Runners Up: Dogs
Norm Smith: Gawn
Brownlow: Neale
Risers: Richmond
Fallers: Eagles (zero confidence), possibly Hawks if competing for the spoon is considered a fall
Spoon: Pies

Headlines:

1) Swans academy under scrutiny after Logan McDonald kicks 6, Sheldrick and Roberts get rising star noms
2) <insert every SA or Vic Suns player out of contract and with any talent> being courted by Crows and <insert Vic club>
3) Ken Hinkley gets premature extension after another top 4 finish (but another loss in a prelim)

 

[dylan93]

Premiers: Demons
Runners Up: Lions
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Petracca
Risers: Dockers (Top 4-8), Tigers (Top 8)
Fallers: Cats (6th-10th), Bombers (9th-12th), Eagles (11th-14th),
Spoon: Suns

1. It's a Dee-molition! (Melbourne back to back premiers).

2. The Devils In The Detail (Tasmania Devils officially receive 19th licence and to enter the AFL in 2025).

3. Geelong linked with *insert free agency player who is already past it* as they look to continue to be a retirement home of players.

 

[Go the Guts]

Premiers Port
Runners up Crows
Norm Smith Butters
Brownlow Aliir
Risers Freo
Fallers Cats
Spoon Pies

1. Vol-Kane-no to win a Walkley award for journalism

2. Eddie never let go McGuire pinged for being a shadow director

3. Carlton two and two!


no bias above

Lol funny post! Well done.
A showdown GF would be the death of many of us! Just the nerves! Win or lose.

 

[BigVic]

Premiers St Kilda
Runners up Melbourne
Norm Smith Steele
Brownlow Petracca
Risers Carlton
Fallers West Coast
Spoon Pies

1. Saintember to remember as Saints stun Dees in GF to break 56 year drought.

2. Tasmania in as 19th franchise

3. The Voss Baby. Blues in the Finals!

 

[jakkowiz]

Premiers dees
Runners up swans
Norm Smith Jackson
Brownlow walsh
Risers swans
Fallers West Coast
Spoon West Coast

franklin reaches milestone in rd 1
Umps in love with Walsh
JHF wins rising star Bowie 2nd

 

[M Malice]

Premiers > Lions.
Runners up > Demons.
Norm Smith > Hugh McCluggage

6

Hugh Mccluggage

Age

26

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.3

5star

K

11.4

4star

HB

7.9

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

D

19.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.0

4star

D

13.2

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

CL

0.6

3star

.
Brownlow > Christian Petracca

5

Christian Petracca

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

.
Risers > Kangaroos.
Fallers > Cats.
Spoon > Hawks.
Coleman > Aaron Naughton

33

Aaron Naughton

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

0.8

1star

G

0.5

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.0

1star

.
Rising star > Finn Callaghan.

1- Unidentified Pies player in the poo for fat shaming an opposition coach while partying at a Gold Coast kabab eatery.
2- Michael Voss wins coach of the year honours.
3- Season shuts down for a month due to Delta v2 Zombie variant outbreak at AFL headquarters.

 

[LuckyBounce!]

Premiers St Kilda
Runners up Melbourne
Norm Smith Steele
Brownlow Petracca
Risers Carlton
Fallers West Coast
Spoon Pies

1. Saintember to remember as Saints stun Dees in GF to break 56 year drought.

2. Tasmania in as 19th franchise

3. The Voss Baby. Blues in the Finals!

You are getting me excited!

 

[juss]

Premiers > Demons
Runners up > Dogs
Norm Smith > Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

Brownlow > Marcus Bontempelli

4

Marcus Bontempelli

Age

28

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.5

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

10.3

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.8

5star

CL

4.4

5star

D

18.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

8.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

1.8

4star

Risers > Richmond
Fallers > Geelong
Spoon > Collingwood
Coleman > Tom Lynch
Rising star > Horne-Francis

1- Richmond roar back into four
2- History repeats: Demons beat Dogs in Grand Final
3- COVID chaos: Most weekly team changes ever in a season due to COVID protocols

 

[HairyO]

Start of season
1. Get excited, 2022 is the Year Of The Blues
2. Reports suggest they are training the house down
3. Turmoil at Hawthorn as Kennett refuses to step down

End of season
1. Voss struggles to explain what went wrong
2. Saints still wallowing in No Man's Land
3. Kennett rolled as Hawks fans celebrate end of reign

 

[Andy_Mac]

Premiers Demons
Runners up Brisbane
Norm Smith Truck
Brownlow Parish
Risers Freo
Fallers Dogs
Spoon Hawks

1. Dees to good. back to back,
2. Degoey sentenced to 12 months prison,
3. Dogs miss the 8

 

[JackFlash]

Premiers:Geelong
Runners Up: Brisbane
Norm Smith: Stewart
Brownlow:Walsh
Risers: North Melbourne
Fallers: Sydney
Spoon: Hawthorn

 

[Jibroni]

Premiers: Melbourne
Runners Up: Richmond
Norm Smith: Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

Brownlow: Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

Risers: Fremantle
Fallers: Geelong
Spoon: Collingwood

 

[danster168]

Premiers:Geelong
Runners Up: Brisbane
Norm Smith: Stewart
Brownlow:Walsh
Risers: North Melbourne
Fallers: Sydney
Spoon: Hawthorn

Geelong for Premiers lol. Good luck with that

 

[Andy_Mac]

Geelong for Premiers lol. Good luck with that

Cats will dead set battle to make the 8.

There list is dog poo

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Premiers: Dees
Runners up: Dogs
Norm Smith: Petracca
Brownlow: Jack Steele

9

Jack Steele

Age

28

Ht

187cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.9

5star

K

8.7

3star

HB

12.2

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

6.8

5star

CL

3.6

5star

D

21.3

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

11.3

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

5.8

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

16.8

4star

K

5.0

2star

HB

11.8

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

6.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

Spoon: Collingwood

 

[danster168]

Premiers: Dees
Runners up: Essendon
Norm Smith: Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

Brownlow: Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

23

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

Spoon: Carlton

 

[blueiris]

Premiers > Lions.
Runners up > Demons.
Norm Smith > Hugh McCluggage.
Brownlow > Christian Petracca.
Risers > Kangaroos.
Fallers > Cats.
Spoon > Hawks.
Coleman > Aaron Naughton.
Rising star > Finn Callaghan.

1- Unidentified Pies player in the poo for fat shaming an opposition coach while partying at a Gold Coast kabab eatery.
2- Michael Voss wins coach of the year honours.
3- Season shuts down for a month due to Delta v2 Zombie variant outbreak at AFL headquarters.

If Voss wins coach of the year surely Carlton are you’re big risers

 

[JackFlash]

Geelong for Premiers lol. Good luck with that

Well, i follow them and it's only a prediction, why not predict their good fortune? They have as good a chance as any?