I’m pretty damn happy considering the circumstances. Thought I’d be a clever campaigner and loophole Shorty to my mids, whilst leaving that human version of a wet fart Whitfield on the ground.
Bang. 50 points lost there.
I thought I’d be an even cleverererer campaigner and not take the claret pigs perfectly acceptable VC score, opting for Lachie “I look like a cross between Ramsay Bolton and beloved folklore character and all round good bloke Gollum aka Sméagol” Neale’s pathetic excuse of an 89. Thanks for eating a kilo of atomic vindaloo and spraying my team with your excrement you sawn-off pint-sized prick.
Have a splendiferous week people.
Much love,
Veiny xo