Preview 2022 Spoon (poll)

2022 Spoon

  • Adelaide Crows

    Votes: 115 8.6%
  • Collingwood Magpies

    Votes: 234 17.6%
  • Gold Coast Suns

    Votes: 174 13.1%
  • Hawthorn Hawks

    Votes: 297 22.3%
  • North Melbourne Kangaroos

    Votes: 263 19.8%
  • Fremantle Dockers

    Votes: 18 1.4%
  • St Kilda Saints

    Votes: 29 2.2%
  • West Coast Eagles

    Votes: 174 13.1%
  • Blues

    Votes: 14 1.1%
  • Richmond Tigers

    Votes: 4 0.3%
  • Essendon

    Votes: 15 1.1%
  • Port Power

    Votes: 9 0.7%

  • Total voters
    1,330

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"Winning" the spoon 2 years in a row doesn't really happen often.

It's out of Collingwood/Gold Coast/Hawthorn in that order.
Consecutive Wooden Spoons
  • St Kilda (6) = 1897-1902
  • St Kilda (2) = 1904-1905
  • St Kilda (2) = 1909-1910
  • University (4) = 1911-1914
  • Hawthorn (2) = 1927-1928
  • North Melbourne (3) = 1929-1931
  • North Melbourne (2) = 1934-1935
  • South Melbourne (2) = 1938-1939
  • Hawthorn (2) = 1941-1942
  • St Kilda (2) = 1947-1948
  • Hawthorn (2) = 1949-1950
  • St Kilda (2) = 1954-1955
  • Geelong (2) = 1957-1958
  • Fitzroy (2) = 1963-1964
  • St Kilda (4) = 1983-1986
  • Brisbane Bears (2) = 1990-1991
  • Sydney (3) = 1992-1994
  • Fitzroy (2) = 1995-1996
  • Carlton (2) = 2005-2006
  • Melbourne (2) = 2008-2009
  • GWS (2) = 2012-2013
 
Consecutive Wooden Spoons
  • St Kilda (6) = 1897-1902
  • St Kilda (2) = 1904-1905
  • St Kilda (2) = 1909-1910
  • University (4) = 1911-1914
  • Hawthorn (2) = 1927-1928
  • North Melbourne (3) = 1929-1931
  • North Melbourne (2) = 1934-1935
  • South Melbourne (2) = 1938-1939
  • Hawthorn (2) = 1941-1942
  • St Kilda (2) = 1947-1948
  • Hawthorn (2) = 1949-1950
  • St Kilda (2) = 1954-1955
  • Geelong (2) = 1957-1958
  • Fitzroy (2) = 1963-1964
  • St Kilda (4) = 1983-1986
  • Brisbane Bears (2) = 1990-1991
  • Sydney (3) = 1992-1994
  • Fitzroy (2) = 1995-1996
  • Carlton (2) = 2005-2006
  • Melbourne (2) = 2008-2009
  • GWS (2) = 2012-2013


I'm meaning more recently in the AFL era. It's more unlikely than not. Equalization has made it so most clubs don't stay down for too long
 

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Going to be a lot of disappointed people next year when Hawthorn are no where near 18th.

Only way we are contending for the spoon are if two of the following things occur.

1. Half our best 22 get season ending injuries (happy to admit that we don't have the depth to cover it).

2. Mitchell coaches like the second coming of Mark Neeled and his appointment becomes a clear mistake early on.


We won 7 games (finished on 32 points, so essentially 8 wins) in 2021, lost nobody of note in trade period and gain James Sicily and Jack Gunston after 12 months off each.
The expectation is 8 wins at an absolute minimum.

Collingwood and Adelaide are my two major contenders. Crows are on the right path but I think it will be a slow burn of a rebuild.
 
There's no clear favourite this year.
Are the Crows tipped to improve again in 2022?

They’re still consolidating. Took a few teams by surprise this season, but wouldn’t be surprised to see them go backwards.

I like their mix going forward, they’ve sorted their key position posts pretty early (Butts, Thilthorpe) and some handy young players who look like they are made of the right stuff: Scholl, Hamill, Pedlar, Berry etc.

They definitely need some more midfield class and are leveraging a couple of more experienced heads rotating heavily through there. It’s interesting they seem to be keen on Rachele when they’ve gone for flankers with early picks before and haven’t had much success. Plus they’ll probably get Rankine at some point.

Could see them finishing pretty much anywhere in the bottom 10 tbh.
 

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No poll on the spoon is complete without freo being included. Its a well established tradition.
We don't like the spotlight of a wooden spoon. We prefer to be bad silently. Apart from winning in 2001 we were only in real contention in 1999. In 2016 we didn't even finish second last which was probably the real spoon (but I'll give you, that you could count that year as well).
 
Got a $100 bet with a Port nuff that Crows won't finish bottom - even if Crows finish 17th they still pay up 👍
What poor soul is going to have $100 stolen just so your port mate can pay out the bet?
 
If it’s somehow us we’ll definelty be getting the priority pick this time
There were enough positive signs from the second half of the season to suggest we will be more than competitive in most matches next season. I think eight wins is a real possibility depending on the draw.

My pick for the spoon is Hawthorn, their list looks a little disjointed and light on depth. Also, they kicked out the master coach and replaced him with a rookie and I'm not sure he can provide the spark to lift the team when in a winnable position.
 
There were enough positive signs from the second half of the season to suggest we will be more than competitive in most matches next season. I think eight wins is a real possibility depending on the draw.

My pick for the spoon is Hawthorn, their list looks a little disjointed and light on depth. Also, they kicked out the master coach and replaced him with a rookie and I'm not sure he can provide the spark to lift the team when in a winnable position.
I agree that we should be on the improve but if worst case scenario we don’t then there’s at least that PP
 
Going to be a lot of disappointed people next year when Hawthorn are no where near 18th.

Only way we are contending for the spoon are if two of the following things occur.

1. Half our best 22 get season ending injuries (happy to admit that we don't have the depth to cover it).

2. Mitchell coaches like the second coming of Mark Neeled and his appointment becomes a clear mistake early on.


We won 7 games (finished on 32 points, so essentially 8 wins) in 2021, lost nobody of note in trade period and gain James Sicily and Jack Gunston after 12 months off each.
The expectation is 8 wins at an absolute minimum.

Collingwood and Adelaide are my two major contenders. Crows are on the right path but I think it will be a slow burn of a rebuild.
The Hawks like Adelaide and North in early days of a rebuild and Collingwood and Gold Coast for different reasons will be in the mix.
I think most fans [ even most the supporters of these clubs ,would have those 5 grouped in the bottom 6 realistically. Whoever gets a poor run with injury , loses a few close games will get the chocolates. The coaching for a few of these clubs also a consideration. Regards to Mitchell you would like to give him 3 years at the helm to try and create his own system and culture at the club, now Clarkson is gone. Remember the early years of both Hardwick and Clarkson- it did not happen overnight.
 
Tradition
:laughing: Tradition- doesn't work for me, mind you. Like the Saints in this poll, Dockers feel to me in that middle grouping of 7-12 .Both have solid lists and solid coaching and a have a few years of development ahead of the other sides mentioned.
 
:laughing: Tradition- doesn't work for me, mind you. Like the Saints in this poll, Dockers feel to me in that middle grouping of 7-12 .Both have solid lists and solid coaching and a have a few years of development ahead of the other sides mentioned.
Saints were the big disappointment of 2021 for me. I can see 2022 either having it all come together and they do deep or it all explodes spectacularly and they bomb out.
 
Saints were the big disappointment of 2021 for me. I can see 2022 either having it all come together and they do deep or it all explodes spectacularly and they bomb out.
Yeah , the Saints are probably one of the harder sides to place 1-18. Having said that , for me the middle ground seems most likely. I'm waiting on the fixture to come out but suspect I might place them 8. Blues and Bombers I also see in that middle grouping of sides with the Dockers . My reasoning for those 4 sides being in that middle grouping, is their not good enough to legitimately contend, but they are too good to be in wooden spoon calculations.
 
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