Win Prizes 2022 Trade Hypotheticals - Worst 18 way trade gets a prize!

[Lore]

Rules:

1. You can post any trade hypotheticals in here, but only the 18-way trades will be eligible for the competition
2. The winner will be the trade that gets the most "LOL" reactions ("")
3. Entries close at the same day/time as the end of trade period (reactions will be tallied at some point after that, at the discretion of the moderators.)

Prize is a red crayon "list manager" badge, as modelled by PMBangers (badges add-on is broken at the moment but once it's working I'll add a screenshot)

 

[Kanye West]

It's well past time we got a 2022 version up and running. Last years thread was opened with a simple post,

"For all your craziest ideas…"

So let's do it.

Strategy - 2021 Trade Hypotheticals

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[Northernsoul74]

 

[Kanye West]

So this is mine.

Team - Outgoing (value of draft pick/s)
Melb - Jackson, Pickett & Pick 32
Port - Georgiades, Pick 8 (1551 + MG)
WCE - Rioli, Pick 2, 20 & 26 (4158 + JR)
Freo - Pick 13 & Future 2nd (1818)

Team - Incoming (equivalent trade)
Melb - Pick 2, 13, 26 & FDs Future 2nd
Port - Pickett, Rioli & Pick 20 (Pick 30 + MG for KP & JR)
WCE - Jackson, Pick 8 & 32 (Pick 4 + JR for LJ)
Freo - Georgiades (Pick 6 & 68 for MG)

Player (Worth)
Jackson (Pick 2)
Rioli (Pick 18 & 35)
Pickett (Pick 4 & 68)
Georgiades (Pick 6 & 68)

All future pick value are based on the teams 2022 ladder position.

 

[Ash1337]

Dunkley to Gold Coast.

Dunkley and future 3rd for Burgess, 31, 34, future 1st.

 

[Crow till I die]

Crows - Frampton and a future 8th rounder for Collingwoods 7th rounder

 

[philthy05]

So this is mine.

Team - Outgoing (value of draft pick/s)
Melb - Jackson, Pickett & Pick 32
Port - Georgiades, Pick 8 (1551 + MG)
WCE - Rioli, Pick 2, 20 & 26 (4158 + JR)
Freo - Pick 13 & Future 2nd (1818)

Team - Incoming (equivalent trade)
Melb - Pick 2, 13, 26 & FDs Future 2nd
Port - Pickett, Rioli & Pick 20 (Pick 30 + MG for KP & JR)
WCE - Jackson, Pick 8 & 32 (Pick 4 + JR for LJ)
Freo - Georgiades (Pick 6 & 68 for MG)

Player (Worth)
Jackson (Pick 2)
Rioli (Pick 18 & 35)
Pickett (Pick 4 & 68)
Georgiades (Pick 6 & 68)

All future pick value are based on the teams 2022 ladder position.

Port loses a young kf , which are super hard to find, and pick 8 for 2 small forwards and pick 20. No thanks.

 

[Kanye West]

Port loses a young kf , which are super hard to find, and pick 8 for 2 small forwards and pick 20. No thanks.

Georgiades for Pickett
Rioli for a 12 pick downgrade. Equates to pick 30 for Rioli.

Not hard to see happening TBH.

 

[catman2006]

Willi Rioli pick 18 and 35

 

[Kanye West]

Willi Rioli pick 18 and 35

And yet it would cost Port the equivalent of pick 30 to get him in my hypothetical

 

[tonygeeks]

Trade hypathetical

Everyone stays put and signs deals commensurate to their ability

 

[rabidcrow]

Georgiades for Pickett
Rioli for a 12 pick downgrade. Equates to pick 30 for Rioli.

Not hard to see happening TBH.

Melbourne get pretty well shaft I think - essential 2,13, and say 30 for Jackson and Pickett - arguably the two most valuable players under 22 in the comp

I think they say no


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[Kanye West]

Melbourne get pretty well shaft I think - essential 2,13, and say 30 for Jackson and Pickett - arguably the two most valuable players under 22 in the comp

I think they say no


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My Hypothetical would see Melbourne get picks 2, 13, 26 and Freos future second for LJ, KP & Pick 32.

That would be a crazy off to refuse, but I understand why they would say no.

 

[Juzzk1d]

My Hypothetical would see Melbourne get picks 2, 13, 26 and Freos future second for LJ, KP & Pick 32.

That would be a crazy off to refuse, but I understand why they would say no.

Crazy offer to refuse?

It's a below par offer that we would immediately refuse. Lol.

 

[Kanye West]

Crazy offer to refuse?

It's a below par offer that we would immediately refuse. Lol.

A below par is what you're going to get for LJ, it's Pickett that could make up the gap!

 

[mezaire]

For some reason I love doing these stupid big, complex trades, so here goes......

GC
Give - Bowes, 7, 31, 34, 43, 52
Get - F 2nd (Brisbane), F 2nd (WC), F 2nd (Richmond), F 3rd (NM)

Brisbane
Give - Robertson, 15, F 2nd, F 3rd
Get - Dunkley, 31, 47, 49, 52, 55, 56

West Coast
Give - Rioli, F 2nd, 26 (plus $800k a year for Bowes)
Get - Bowes, Robertson, 7

Port
Give - 8, F 2nd. 56
Get - Rioli, Graham, 21

Fremantle
Give - Logue, Tucker, Lobb, Acres, Meek, 13
Get - Jackson, 26, 28, 43

Richmond
Give - Graham, 12, 19, F 2nd
Get - Taranto, Hopper, 34

GWS
Give - Taranto, Hopper, 21, 39
Get - 1, F 2nd (North)

Melbourne
Give - Jackson, 41 (plus $700K a year for Grundy)
Get - Grundy, 15

Collingwood
Give - Grundy, 47
Get - 28, 41

North
Give - 1, 55, F 2nd x 2, F 3rd
Get - 8, 12, 19, 39 Logue, Tucker

Carlton
Give - 28
Get - Acres

Western Bulldogs
Give - Dunkley
Get - Lobb, 13, 24, F 3rd (Brisbane)

Hawthorn
Give - 24, 49
Get - Meek, 39


Flame away as i don't care as it was a bit of fun!!

 

[PrisonBars4life]

For some reason I love doing these stupid big, complex trades, so here goes......

GC
Give - Bowes, 7, 31, 34, 43, 52
Get - F 2nd (Brisbane), F 2nd (WC), F 2nd (Richmond), F 3rd (NM)

Brisbane
Give - Robertson, 15, F 2nd, F 3rd
Get - Dunkley, 31, 47, 49, 52, 55, 56

West Coast
Give - Rioli, F 2nd, 26 (plus $800k a year for Bowes)
Get - Bowes, Robertson, 7

Port
Give - 8, F 2nd. 56
Get - Rioli, Graham, 21

Fremantle
Give - Logue, Tucker, Lobb, Acres, Meek, 13
Get - Jackson, 26, 28, 43

Richmond
Give - Graham, 12, 19, F 2nd
Get - Taranto, Hopper, 34

GWS
Give - Taranto, Hopper, 21, 39
Get - 1, F 2nd (North)

Melbourne
Give - Jackson, 41 (plus $700K a year for Grundy)
Get - Grundy, 15

Collingwood
Give - Grundy, 47
Get - 28, 41

North
Give - 1, 55, F 2nd x 2, F 3rd
Get - 8, 12, 19, 39 Logue, Tucker

Carlton
Give - 28
Get - Acres

Western Bulldogs
Give - Dunkley
Get - Lobb, 13, 24, F 3rd (Brisbane)

Hawthorn
Give - 24, 49
Get - Meek, 39


Flame away as i don't care as it was a bit of fun!!

That's alot of effort when all you wanted to do is swap spuds Rioli for Bowes and you only give up 2 2nd rounders for a good young player in Robinson and pick 7, meanwhile we downgrade 8 to 21 (huge in this draft as there is supposed to only be 12 or so good players) and give up a 2nd rounder and change for 2 spuds. I didn't bother reading the other teams so it is just alot of time wasted when you could have just gone with

Port Lose: Rozee, Butters, Georgiades, SPP, and Bergman
Port Get: Rioli + future 4th.

You use top 10 picks for prime rib, not day old off cuts.

 

[bone2468]

My trade hypothesis, west coast sell the farm for Jackson and save us wasting the bank on him

 

[Jakooli]

For some reason I love doing these stupid big, complex trades, so here goes......

GC
Give - Bowes, 7, 31, 34, 43, 52
Get - F 2nd (Brisbane), F 2nd (WC), F 2nd (Richmond), F 3rd (NM)

Brisbane
Give - Robertson, 15, F 2nd, F 3rd
Get - Dunkley, 31, 47, 49, 52, 55, 56

West Coast
Give - Rioli, F 2nd, 26 (plus $800k a year for Bowes)
Get - Bowes, Robertson, 7

Port
Give - 8, F 2nd. 56
Get - Rioli, Graham, 21

Fremantle
Give - Logue, Tucker, Lobb, Acres, Meek, 13
Get - Jackson, 26, 28, 43

Richmond
Give - Graham, 12, 19, F 2nd
Get - Taranto, Hopper, 34

GWS
Give - Taranto, Hopper, 21, 39
Get - 1, F 2nd (North)

Melbourne
Give - Jackson, 41 (plus $700K a year for Grundy)
Get - Grundy, 15

Collingwood
Give - Grundy, 47
Get - 28, 41

North
Give - 1, 55, F 2nd x 2, F 3rd
Get - 8, 12, 19, 39 Logue, Tucker

Carlton
Give - 28
Get - Acres

Western Bulldogs
Give - Dunkley
Get - Lobb, 13, 24, F 3rd (Brisbane)

Hawthorn
Give - 24, 49
Get - Meek, 39


Flame away as i don't care as it was a bit of fun!!

Nice work on that one, that would probably work for nort TBH

 

[GT619]

So this is mine.

Team - Outgoing (value of draft pick/s)
Melb - Jackson, Pickett & Pick 32
Port - Georgiades, Pick 8 (1551 + MG)
WCE - Rioli, Pick 2, 20 & 26 (4158 + JR)
Freo - Pick 13 & Future 2nd (1818)

Team - Incoming (equivalent trade)
Melb - Pick 2, 13, 26 & FDs Future 2nd
Port - Pickett, Rioli & Pick 20 (Pick 30 + MG for KP & JR)
WCE - Jackson, Pick 8 & 32 (Pick 4 + JR for LJ)
Freo - Georgiades (Pick 6 & 68 for MG)

Player (Worth)
Jackson (Pick 2)
Rioli (Pick 18 & 35)
Pickett (Pick 4 & 68)
Georgiades (Pick 6 & 68)

All future pick value are based on the teams 2022 ladder position.

Melbourne will say Cadman thank you very much

 

[philthy05]

For some reason I love doing these stupid big, complex trades, so here goes......

GC
Give - Bowes, 7, 31, 34, 43, 52
Get - F 2nd (Brisbane), F 2nd (WC), F 2nd (Richmond), F 3rd (NM)

Brisbane
Give - Robertson, 15, F 2nd, F 3rd
Get - Dunkley, 31, 47, 49, 52, 55, 56

West Coast
Give - Rioli, F 2nd, 26 (plus $800k a year for Bowes)
Get - Bowes, Robertson, 7

Port
Give - 8, F 2nd. 56
Get - Rioli, Graham, 21

Fremantle
Give - Logue, Tucker, Lobb, Acres, Meek, 13
Get - Jackson, 26, 28, 43

Richmond
Give - Graham, 12, 19, F 2nd
Get - Taranto, Hopper, 34

GWS
Give - Taranto, Hopper, 21, 39
Get - 1, F 2nd (North)

Melbourne
Give - Jackson, 41 (plus $700K a year for Grundy)
Get - Grundy, 15

Collingwood
Give - Grundy, 47
Get - 28, 41

North
Give - 1, 55, F 2nd x 2, F 3rd
Get - 8, 12, 19, 39 Logue, Tucker

Carlton
Give - 28
Get - Acres

Western Bulldogs
Give - Dunkley
Get - Lobb, 13, 24, F 3rd (Brisbane)

Hawthorn
Give - 24, 49
Get - Meek, 39


Flame away as i don't care as it was a bit of fun!!

Lol

Port lose pick 8 for Rioli and graham?

You guys might as well not bother listing the trades and just write * port over a barrel every time you do one of these things.

 

[rabidcrow]

Lol

Port lose pick 8 for Rioli and graham?

You guys might as well not bother listing the trades and just write * port over a barrel every time you do one of these things.

Don’t think GWS or GC would be feeling any better than Port in this

Meanwhile Richmond, Bulldogs and WCE make out like bandits


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[PrisonBars4life]

Don’t think GWS or GC would be feeling any better than Port in this

Meanwhile Richmond, Bulldogs and WCE make out like bandits


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I'll never get these 97 way trades. Seems awfully like masturbation to me, but without the naked ladies. 99% of the time they involve giving every club 95% of value so it doesn't look too unfair for many teams, then the supporters team magically is massively Infront on the deal.

 

[Lore]

I'll never get these 97 way trades. Seems awfully like masturbation to me, but without the naked ladies. 99% of the time they involve giving every club 95% of value so it doesn't look too unfair for many teams, then the supporters team magically is massively Infront on the deal.

It’s tradition, usually the most terrible 18 way trade gets a prize

 

[Joao]

The real art is making sure no team is happy with the deal. That's the spirit of it.

 

[PrisonBars4life]

It’s tradition, usually the most terrible 18 way trade gets a prize

Almost always it's thinly veiled trolling.