2023/24 Predictions Thread

[chef]

Premier League:
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To Get Promoted:
FA Cup:
League Cup:
Top Scorer:
1st Manager Sacked:
Best Transfer:
Worst Signing:
Champions League:
Europa League:
Europa Conference League:
Ligue 1:
Serie A:
Bundeliga:
La Liga:
Womens World Cup:

 

[Bradesmaen]

Premier League:
1. City
2. Newcastle
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Chelsea
6. Spurs
7. United
8. Brighton
9. Village
10. Brentford
11. Fulham
12. Everton
13. West Ham
14. Burnley
15. Palace
16. Forest
17. Luton
18. Wolves
19. Bournemouth
20. Sheffield United

To Get Promoted: Leicester, Blackburn, Sunderland
FA Cup: Arsenal
League Cup: Newcastle
Top Scorer: Haaland
1st Manager Sacked: Marco Silva
Best Transfer: Tonali
Worst Signing: Onana
Champions League: City
Europa League: Liverpool
Europa Conference League: Aston Villa
Ligue 1: PSG
Serie A: AC Milan
Bundeliga: Bayern Munich
La Liga: Barcelona
World Cup: Womens? Sweden

 

[RossFC]

Premier League:
1. Man City
2. Man United
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Chelsea
6. Newcastle
7. Aston Villa
8. Brighton
9. Tottenham
10. Burnley
11. Brentford
12. West Ham
13. Fulham
14. Wolves
15. Crystal Palace
16. Sheffield United
17. Nottingham Forest
18. Everton
19. Luton
20. Bournemouth

To Get Promoted: Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Leeds
FA Cup: Chelsea
League Cup: Man City
Top Scorer: Haaland
1st Manager Sacked: Roy Hodgson
Best Transfer: Declan Rice
Worst Signing: Mason Mount
Champions League: Bayern
Europa League: Liverpool
Europa Conference League: Aston Villa
Ligue 1: Marseille
Serie A: Inter Milan
Bundeliga: Bayern
La Liga: Real Madrid

 

[RossFC]

Bradesmaen sorry mate, I reckon you guys are stuffed unless Dyche pulls some more magic out of the hat in the transfer window.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Bradesmaen sorry mate, I reckon you guys are stuffed unless Dyche pulls some more magic out of the hat in the transfer window.

Fit DCL with Danjuma should hopefully bag us some more goals. Don't think we'll be jumping in til next year for more players once FFP is cleared and we offload some rubbish

 

[jd2010]

1. City

2. Liverpool

3. Arsenal

4. Man United

5. Chelsea

6. Newcastle

7. Aston Villa

8. Brighton

9. Brentford

10. Burnley

11. West Ham

12. Forrest

13. Spurs

14. Palace

15. Fulham

16. Sheffield Utd

17. Bournemouth

18. Luton

19. Wolves

20. Everton

To Get Promoted: Boro, Sunderland, Leicester

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Spurs

Top Scorer: Haaland

1st Manager Sacked: Wolves bloke

Best Transfer: Onana

Worst Signing: Havertz

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Seville

Europa Conference League: Aston Villa

Ligue 1: PSG

Serie A: Inter

Bundeliga: Bayern

La Liga: Real Madrid

Womens World Cup: USA

 

[SM]

As always I'll accept predictions up until kick off for the first game. People can feel free to predict after that, but I won't track that in the results at the end of the season!

 

[Sozabarus]

1 Man City
2 Liverpool
3 Arsenal
4 Tottenham
5 Chelsea
6 Man United
7 Newcastle
8 Brighton
9 Aston Villa
10 West Ham
11 Brentford
12 Nottingham Forest
13 Burnley
14 Fulham
15 Everton
16 Crystal Palace
17 Bournemouth
18 Wolves
19 Sheffield United
20 Luton

 

[Zidane98]

1. City
2. Arsenal
3. Liverpool
4. Utd
5. Spurs
6. Chelsea
7. Newcastle
8. Villa
9. Brentford
10. West Ham
11. Brighton
12. Burnley
13. Palace
14. Everton
15. Bournemouth
16. Forest
17. Fulham
18. Wolves
19. Luton
20. Sheffield Utd


Top Scorer: Kane
Promotion: Boro, Leicester, Soton
FA Cup: Liverpool
League Cup: Spurs
Serie A: Juve
La Liga: Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern
Ligue 1: Marseille (if Mbappe leaves)
SPL: Celtic
Champions League: Bayern
Europa League: Sevilla
Conference League: A bunch of random farmers from Eastern Europe
Best signing: Disasi
Worst signing: Hojlund
First Manager sacked: Woy
Women's WC: England
A-League: Western Sydney Wanderers
Asian Cup 2024: Australia

 

[Sphynx]

1 Man City
2 Newcastle
3 Arsenal
4 Man United
5 Liverpool
6 Tottenham
7 Chelsea
8 Aston Villa
9 Brighton
10 West Ham
11 Fulham
12 Brentford
13 Burnley
14 Crystal Palace
15 Bournemouth
16 Everton
17 Nottingham Forest
18 Wolves
19 Sheffield United
20 Luton

Top Scorer: Haaland
Promotion: Leeds, Southampton, Ipswich
Serie A: Napoli
La Liga: Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern
Ligue 1: Marseille
SPL: Celtic
Champions League: Newcastle
Europa League: Sevilla
Best signing: Hojlund
Worst signing: Harvertz
First Manager sacked: Lopetegui
Womens World Cup: England

 

[Zidane98]

1. City

2. Liverpool

3. Arsenal

4. Man United

5. Chelsea

6. Newcastle

7. Aston Villa

8. Brighton

9. Brentford

10. Burnley

11. West Ham

12. Forrest

13. Spurs

14. Palace

15. Fulham

16. Sheffield Utd

17. Bournemouth

18. Luton

19. Wolves

20. Everton

To Get Promoted: Boro, Sunderland, Leicester

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Spurs

Top Scorer: Haaland

1st Manager Sacked: Wolves bloke

Best Transfer: Onana

Worst Signing: Havertz

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Seville

Europa Conference League: Aston Villa

Ligue 1: PSG

Serie A: Inter

Bundeliga: Bayern

La Liga: Real Madrid

Womens World Cup: USA

Your Spurs prediction of 13th is definitely going to trigger a furious response...

 

[jd2010]

Your Spurs prediction of 13th is definitely going to trigger a furious response...

And 13th is assuming we do eventually sign the 2 cbs and sell Kane!

16th if we only manage 1. 17th if we still have 1 of Dier, Davies and Rodon starting!

 

[Bojan KantKick]

Premier League:
1. City*
2. United
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Newcastle
6. Brighton
7. Villa
8. Spurs
9. Chelsea
10. Brentford
11. Fulham
12. West Ham
13. Palace
14. Burnley
15. Forest
16. Wolves
17. Bournemouth
18. Everton
19. Sheffield United
20. Luton
To Get Promoted: Boro, Leeds, Leicester
FA Cup: United
League Cup: Liverpool
Top Scorer: Haaland
1st Manager Sacked: Sean Dyche
Best Transfer: Ashley Young/Jonny Evans
Worst Signing: Sandro Tonali
Champions League: Real Madrid
Europa League: Liverpool
Europa Conference League: Villa
Ligue 1: PSG
Serie A: Napoli
Bundeliga: Bayern
La Liga: Barcelona
Womens World Cup: England
*Relegated at the end of the season

 

[Zidane98]

And 13th is assuming we do eventually sign the 2 cbs and sell Kane!

16th if we only manage 1. 17th if we still have 1 of Dier, Davies and Rodon starting!

I can't believe you haven't got a nibble from this yet.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Premier League:
1. Arsenal
2. City
3. Newcastle
4. United
5. Liverpool
6. Brighton
7. Spurs
8. Villa
9. Chelsea
10. Brentford
11. Fulham
12. West Ham
13. Bournemouth
14. Burnley
15. Palace
16. Forest
17. Sheffield United
18. Everton
19. Wolves
20. Luton


To Get Promoted: Leicester, Boro, Southampton
FA Cup: City
League Cup: City
Top Scorer: Haaland
1st Manager Sacked: Steve Cooper
Best Transfer: Rice
Worst Signing: Romeo Beckham
Champions League: Barcelona
Europa League: Liverpool
Europa Conference League: Villa
Ligue 1: PSG
Serie A: Inter
Bundesliga: Bayern
La Liga: Barcelona

 

[jd2010]

I can't believe you haven't got a nibble from this yet.

Deep down I think we all expect it this season

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Your Spurs prediction of 13th is definitely going to trigger a furious response...

Just confirms one person I'll beat by default..
Below West Ham who sold their only PL standard player

Like every other year, mine will be next week.

 

[Frank Bunn]

As always I'll accept predictions up until kick off for the first game. People can feel free to predict after that, but I won't track that in the results at the end of the season!

How do you work out the points?

 

[SM]

How do you work out the points?

More points the further away from actual finishing position, lowest score wins.

If you have all 20 in the correct spot your score is 0. Any wrong positions adds points.

 

[Frank Bunn]

More points the further away from actual finishing position, lowest score wins.

If you have all 20 in the correct spot your score is 0. Any wrong positions adds points.

Does the other stuff count?

 

[Jatz]

Who's the reigning champ?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Who's the reigning champ?

Welcome to the club.

We don’t have a private lounge or secret handshake. But we do have an annual golf day.

 

[Jatz]

Welcome to the club.

We don’t have a private lounge or secret handshake. But we do have an annual golf day.

We can come up with the secret handshake at the golf day.

 

[CURVE]

Premier League:
1. Liverpool
2. Manchester City
3. Arsenal
4. Tottenham
5. Manchester United
6. Newcastle United
7. Chelsea
8. Brighton & Hove Albion
9. West Ham United
10. Crystal Palace
11. Wolverhampton Wanderers
12. Aston Villa
13. AFC Bournemouth
14. Sheffield United
15. Brentford
16. Fulham
17. Nottingham Forest
18. Everton
19. Burnley
20. Luton Town

To Get Promoted: Norwich, Coventry & Southampton

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Liverpool

Top Scorer: Haaland

1st Manager Sacked: Ange Post.

Best Transfer: Mbappe to Liverpool

Worst Signing: Mason Mount (Manchester United)

Champions League: Olympique de Marseille

Europa League: Liverpool

Europa Conference League: Fiorentina

Ligue 1: Olympique de Marseille

Serie A: Fiorentina

Bundeliga: Bayern Munich

La Liga: Athletico Madrid

Womens World Cup: Australia

 

[Jatz]

Premier League:

1. Man City
2. Newcastle
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Man United
6. Spurs
7. Brighton
8. Chelsea
9. Villa
10. Fulham
11. Burnley
12. Brentford
13. West Ham
14. Everton
15. Crystal Palace
16. Bournemouth
17. Forest
18. Wolves
19. Luton
20. Sheffield United

To Get Promoted: Leicester, Sunderland, Southampton
FA Cup: Man City
League Cup: Spurs
Top Scorer: Haaland
1st Manager Sacked: Julen Lopetegui
Best Transfer: Declan Rice
Worst Signing: Mason Mount
Champions League: Man City
Europa League: Liverpool
Europa Conference League: Aston Villa