Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[DesertRoo]

Gods Country! Bad Boy Bubby was filmed there.

Ha, you learn something everyday, explains the kochy connection.

 

[rickety]

Would just be 14, we don't have any other picks tied to them.

Yeah that bit doesn't matter. Their 1st actual pick is gonna be just before midnight. Perhaps a bit of dark humour on my part, but they'll be sitting around waiting for ages before they get a call up.

 

[rickety]

Gods Country! Bad Boy Bubby was filmed there live.

Ejb.

 

[Frank Thring]

is JHF on the gaspers? Gets gassed easily

 

[shinboner magic]

is JHF on the gaspers? Gets gassed easily

Doesn’t like being away from his teat

 

[RossHenshaw]

He's a Victorian hillbilly

Jimmy you can talk …
Being a hillbilly is an upgrade to the “white trash “ capital of Australia.
Port Adelaide …

 

[ferball]

You lot are ******* bonkers.

You're the one reading (and commenting on) a thread on an opposition board.

 

[ferball]

Is there a Reverse Death Ride thread on the Poorta board?

I'd like to share my latest blog post there.

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,I thought it was genetics...
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

I thought it was genetics.

 

[ferball]

Weirdest come on line I've ever heard.

I find that hard to believe actually.

 

[bomberclifford]

You're the one reading (and commenting on) a thread on an opposition board.

You realise that's not unusual, don't you?

 

[ferball]

You realise that's not unusual, don't you?

Just about everyone on this board has copped infractions for posting on other teams boards for far less than the stuff most of you lot have posted on here.

 

[bomberclifford]

Just about everyone on this board has copped infractions for posting on other teams boards for far less than the stuff most of you lot have posted on here.

If you say so.

 

[DesertRoo]

Just about everyone on this board has copped infractions for posting on other teams boards for far less than the stuff most of you lot have posted on here.

Some of their posters melted so hard about a thread title on an opposition board, I hummm to think what we’d be looking at suspension wise if we regularly posted on the dlelie board..

 

[Contested Marx]

Some of their posters melted so hard about a thread title on an opposition board, I hummm to think what we’d be looking at suspension wise if we regularly posted on the dlelie board..

Do it.

 

[King Corey]

Bad Boy Bubby was filmed there.

You guys ask us to stop talking about Jason's family then you go and bring it up again?

 

[Luke72]

You guys ask us to stop talking about Jason's family then you go and bring it up again?

Explains the SA glad wrap shortage.

 

[Phar Ted]

Their season has been turbo fueled by our s**t luck.

Very true but it's been great reading this thread after every bit of luck!

 

[The acurate one]

Ollie Wines given the Todd Goldstein treatment. What an arrogant, petulant, self entitled campaigner he is. Once this winning run of Port comes to a halt that club will get their just deserts when they see what they’ve taken on.

Ok I don't get this chance often " Dessert"= two helpings and why not. " Desert" = one as in a sand ninja. Like TT but different

On point , Wardlaw has made the thread irrelevant tbh. So with Poorts first which should be around 12-14 we will do well.

Probably need it for Reid I'd suggest.

 

[Frank Thring]

Ok I don't get this chance often " Dessert"= two helpings and why not. " Desert" = one as in a sand ninja. Like TT but different

On point , Wardlaw has made the thread irrelevant tbh. So with Poorts first which should be around 12-14 we will do well.

Probably need it for Reid I'd suggest.

Reid, Wardlaw, Sheezel and LDU.

Ridiculous

 

[ferball]

You guys ask us to stop talking about Jason's family then you go and bring it up again?

Does this mean we have to replace the letters JHF with Bad Boy Bubby?

Can you guys do that?

 

[Lomas]

Does this mean we have to replace the letters JHF with Bad Boy Bubby?

Can you guys do that?

That reminds me to add glad wrap to the shopping list.

 

[apollo_creed]

Not satire, this is an actual quote from someone on their board:

“Rozee, Butters, Wines and JHF as the top 4 mids is as good as there has been since Brisbane's midfield in the early 2000s.”

I read some delusion on this board from time to time but the amount of drugs one would need to consume to formulate the above and actually believe it would be a * load.

Could cite quite a few examples of multiple premiership winning, legend of the game quartets but it’s not really necessary. Anyone with a shred of objectivity or intelligence would laugh at the quoted but the above just serves as a prime example of how ******* stupid they are.

 

[DesertRoo]

Not satire, this is an actual quote from someone on their board:

“Rozee, Butters, Wines and JHF as the top 4 mids is as good as there has been since Brisbane's midfield in the early 2000s.”

I read some delusion on this board from time to time but the amount of drugs one would need to consume to formulate the above and actually believe it would be a * load.

Could cite quite a few examples of multiple premiership winning, legend of the game quartets but it’s not really necessary. Anyone with a shred of objectivity or intelligence would laugh at the quoted but the above just serves as a prime example of how ******* stupid they are.

Geez, I thought there might’ve been 119 reasons to rate that Geelong ‘07 midfield..

 

[The acurate one]

Not satire, this is an actual quote from someone on their board:

“Rozee, Butters, Wines and JHF as the top 4 mids is as good as there has been since Brisbane's midfield in the early 2000s.”

I read some delusion on this board from time to time but the amount of drugs one would need to consume to formulate the above and actually believe it would be a * load.

Could cite quite a few examples of multiple premiership winning, legend of the game quartets but it’s not really necessary. Anyone with a shred of objectivity or intelligence would laugh at the quoted but the above just serves as a prime example of how ******* stupid they are.

That very board during the clarko saga also suggested Al could be charged with murder.
So one should never be surprised by what one reads on the cockles catalogue aka Poorts board.
Them be crazy folk

 

[ansonholt]

Wardlaw as compo is winning the lottery (plus whatever their 1st rounder is - not so important). A kid that already bleeds for our club.

JHF is who again? I don't care any more, and I'll wager the vast majority of North fans have moved on, because of this: