Roast 2023 Horse's Arse Award

[TedDougChris]

Yes Fantasy Coaches, it's that time of the year again. The Most/Least (delete as appropriate) Prestigious Award in the Fantasy Football Calendar.



The 2023 Horse's Arse Award (Australian Spelling here FFS - except on the image). Previous Winners include: Horse, Bevo and ******* Leon !!!

Who will take the cake for this year ??

This will be run on an "As and when I remember it" basis - sort of like my team, trades and Draft sides - but nominations are accepted all year round. If there has been a dick coach that has ruined your plans at the last minute (looking at you Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

47

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

), all season (Bevo - just bloody stop it) or essentially ruins football for everyone (Oh - Hi Ross !!) - then feel free to nominate them in this thread....

May God have mercy on all of us this year !!

 

[tigs2010]

Matthew Nicks

Matthew Nicks

Age

48

Ht

187cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.4

3star

for not making Laird do something.

 

[TedDougChris]

Matthew Nicks for not making Laird do something.

 

[tigs2010]

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If I’d known he had no legs I never would have picked the little campaigner

 

[TedDougChris]

If I’d known he had no legs I never would have picked the little campaigner

Makes his performances last year even more impressive...

 

[hjckr]

If I’d known he had no legs I never would have picked the little campaigner

Must be why he usually tackles like a madman

 

[Pure Grunt]

Royal horses ass/arse to Ross for boring the Dockers into submission

 

[HolyRioli]

Royal horses ass/arse to Ross for boring the Dockers into submission

Second nomination for keeping Hunter Clark's (my Yeo replacement) TOG to a pathetic 59%, for what reason I still haven't worked out. Frustrating too as his ppm would've led to a decent score and comfortably beating his breakeven.

 

[TedDougChris]

Ross Lyon taking an early lead here with a radical, unheard of strategy of boring the crap out of everyone !!

 

[#23 Hill]

Big Rassssco, has probably been watching footy for the past couple of years thinking "Attacking footy, aye? Entertaining footy, aye? I'll put a stop to this nonesense"

 

[JADED]

Horse so far for round 2, (win his own award)
Gulden named on the bench.

Issue is, last week he went off to have his calf strapped, came on, got pissed at the strapping and ripped it off.

Sunday game, Gulden late out would be text book fantasy shite.

 

[Frederico_WA]

<placeholder for my end of season nomination for Simmo never dropping a single senior player for bad form due to their tickets in his bank (must be a big bank)>

 

[TedDougChris]

I'd like to make a joint nomination this week, with Bevo (for being a ******* idiot) and Longmuir - for playing Darcy in the FF spot, when he's actually a ruckman...

Well done to both *******s...

 

[Barrybran]

I'd like to make a joint nomination this week, with Bevo (for being a ******* idiot) and Longmire - for playing Darcy in the FF spot, when he's actually a ruckman...

Well done to both *******s...

John Longmire - "what did I do?"

 

[TedDougChris]

John Longmire - "what did I do?"

Sorry, old habits and bad spelling die hard...

 

[Sixpence]

John Longmire - "what did I do?"

Just wait till tomorrow when he puts Gulden in the back pocket.

 

[Barrybran]

Just wait till tomorrow when he puts Gulden in the back pocket.

As long as he's taking kick ins

 

[RowellAnderson12]

Horse has said Mills will play where ever the team needs him inside/outside defence forward... RIP to Mills ownership in 2023

 

[TedDougChris]

Can I nominate anyone who refuses to get N Daicos in all season ? Asking for Zevon !!

 

[Zevon]

Can I nominate anyone who refuses to get N Daicos in all season ? Asking for Zevon !!

It would be an honour to be nominated for this award

 

[TedDougChris]

It would be an honour to be nominated for this award

I'm going to attempt to 'shoop Warren accepting the award for you !! It'll be terrible, as I have no skills at anything whatsoever, but it's the thought that counts...

 

[TedDougChris]

I’d like to nominate whoever dreamed up the idea of the match starting 10 minutes after teams are released this afternoon !!!

What a ******* idiot !!!

 

[Milo Cyrus]

I’d like to nominate whoever dreamed up the idea of the match starting 10 minutes after teams are released this afternoon !!!

What a ******* idiot !!!

Over here at team ghost ship, we dunnae give a hoot about team release times.
Although we could still be a bit frosty about fading Naicos.

 

[Sixpence]

Given how the year is panning out, I think the MRP/Tribunal should get nominated each week.

 

[Shadow89]

Bevo's already got this one sewn up, me thinks