Prediction 2023 Predictions and 3 News Headlines

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Just discovered RobbieGray17 ‘s thread for 2022 and thought it was worth repeating.

Simple format, predict:
Premiers
Runner Up
Norm Smith
Brownlow
Coleman
Risers
Fallers
Spoon

And, three news headlines

Mine for example, as below:
Premiers: Sydney
Runner Up: Brisbane
Norm Smith: Heeney
Brownlow: Clarry
Coleman: Harry McKay
Risers: Carlton, Essendon, Gold Coast, Adelaide
Fallers: Hawthorn, St Kilda, Fremantle, Bulldogs
Spoon: Hawthorn

1. Gold Coast Make The 8, But Dew Takes The Cake

Stuart Dew spends night in the drunk tank after being found upside down in a bush with 10 empty baileys cheesecake boxes next to him on the eve of the Suns first finals campaign.

2. Hinkley Iced

Ken Hinkley has been sacked after recruit Jason Horne-Francis called his step-father and Power HR due to being forced to take an ice bath.

3. Billy, You Are King Of Geelong

Billy Brownless has been lauded as the secret to Sydney Stacks miraculous AFL career revival. Geelong, yet again have turned a delisted free agent into an All Australian. Sydney Stack owes it all to Billy, who taught him how to safely enjoy a “frothie” without getting a kebab smashed across the back of his head.
 
Premiers - Melbourne
Runner Up - Richmond
Norm Smith - Clayton Oliver
Brownlow - Clayton Oliver
Coleman - Aaron Naughton
Risers - Carlton, Port, Adelaide, Essendon
Fallers - Geelong, Sydney, Collingwood, St Kilda
Spoon - Hawthorn
 
Premiers: Geelong
Runner Up: Melbourne
Norm Smith: Jeremy Cameron
Brownlow: Touk Miller
Coleman: Max King
Risers: St Kilda, Gold Coast
Fallers: Collingwood, Fremantle
Spoon: North Melbourne

Headlines:
De Goey Bali Turmoil Again
Gold Coast Pip Carlton To 8th
Back To Back... Spoons For North Melbourne
 

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Premier: Geelong
Runner up: Sydney
Brownlow: Touk Miller
Norm Smith: Max Holmes
Coleman: Tom Lynch
Risers: Port, St Kilda, Gold Coast, West Coast
Fallers: Collingwood (not far), Fremantle, Dogs

Headlines
1. Frustrated fan assassinates Ben Brown mid run-up: ‘Just kick the f***ing thing’ says Perth gunman

2. ‘I didn’t see this coming’: DeGoey’s parole officer breaks silence

3. Squeezing every last drop: Franklin admits to drinking own urine in bid to prolong ailing career
 
Premiers: Richmond
Runners Up: Carlton
Brownlow: Touk Miller
Coleman: Tom Lynch
Norm Smith: Taranto

Risers: Richmond, Carlton, Port
Fallers: Geelong (to 5th), Hawks, Dogs, swans


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Premiers: St Kilda
Runner Up: Hawthorn
Norm Smith: Ross Lyon
Brownlow: Tim Kelly
Coleman: Tex
Risers: West Coast, North
Fallers: Sydney, Melbourne
Spoon: Geelong

Headline: Jordan De Goey trainsurfing in Goa
 
Premiers : Richmond
Runner Up : Western Bulldogs
Norm Smith : Dustin Martin
Brownlow : Marcus Bontompelli
Coleman : Aaron Naughton
Risers : Bulldogs, Stkilda
Fallers: Geelong, Brisbane
Spoon: North Melbourne

And, three news headlines
1. Ross Lyon eviscerates Fox Footy reporter
2. Tom Hawkins dropped on form
3. Alistar Clarkson suspended for something, if he is coaching at all.
 
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Premiers : Geelong
Runner Up : Carlton
Norm Smith : Sam Walsh
Brownlow : Clayton Oliver
Coleman : Harry McKay
Risers : Carlton, Richmond, StKilda
Fallers: Collingwood, Brisbane
Spoon: GWS
 
Premiers Brisbane
Runner Up Richmond
Norm Smith Dusty Martin
Brownlow Jack Higgins
Coleman Buddy Franklin
Risers Adelaide
Fallers Collingwood
Spoon St.Kilda

Headlines
1. Ross Lyons sack Jack Higgins couple of weeks before the season end because he don’t understand his jokes.

2. Sacked and clubless Jack Higgins sensationally wins the Brownlow.

3. Saints give Ross Lyon the flick after St.Kilda finishes the season winless. His methods don’t make the cut anymore.
 
Premiers: Melbourne
Runner Up: Richmond
Norm Smith: Oliver
Brownlow: Bontempelli
Coleman: Lynch
Risers: Carlton, Port Adelaide, Richmond & Western Bulldogs
Fallers: Collingwood, Fremantle, Geelong & Sydney
Spoon: Hawthorn
 

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Premiers: Gold Coast
Runner Up: Fremantle
Norm Smith: Noah Anderson
Brownlow: Noah Anderson
Coleman: Ben King
Risers: Gold Coast
Fallers: Collingwood
Spoon: West Coast

SUNS win three in a row to start season

SUNS unbelievable streak now at 11

SUNS a lock to make the finals after just round 14.
 
Billy ray said:
Premiers: Gold Coast
Runner Up: Fremantle
Norm Smith: Noah Anderson
Brownlow: Noah Anderson
Coleman: Ben King
Risers: Gold Coast
Fallers: Collingwood
Spoon: West Coast

SUNS win three in a row to start season

SUNS unbelievable streak now at 11

SUNS a lock to make the finals after just round 14.
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Star Trek GIF
 
terrybull said:
Premiers Brisbane
Runner Up Richmond
Norm Smith Dusty Martin
Brownlow Jack Higgins
Coleman Buddy Franklin
Risers Adelaide
Fallers Collingwood
Spoon St.Kilda

Headlines
1. Ross Lyons sack Jack Higgins couple of weeks before the season end because he don’t understand his jokes.

2. Sacked and clubless Jack Higgins sensationally wins the Brownlow.

3. Saints give Ross Lyon the flick after St.Kilda finishes the season winless. His methods don’t make the cut anymore.
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I love the way those three headlines are not only zero chance but could never occur at the same time, impressive.
 
Premiers: Tigers
Runner Up: Brisbane
Norm Smith: Lynch
Brownlow: Oliver
Coleman: McKay
Risers: Carlton/Port/Tigers
Fallers: Saints, Doggies and Hawthorn
Spoon: West Coast

De Goey degone and done it again.

Kanye hates on Dews coaching.

How are West Coast shitter than Hawthorn.
 
Premiers- Richmond
Runner Up- Carlton
Norm Smith- Jacob Hopper
Brownlow- Touk Miller
Coleman- Tom Lynch
Risers- Carlton, Gold Coast, Port
Fallers- Sydney, Collingwood, Cats
Spoon- Hawks

Headlines:
-Wayward dees cost themselves a grand final berth
-Gold Coast secure a maiden finals berth after stunning upset against ________
-Tigers, Cats finish all square in all time classic
 
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Premiers: Carlton
Runner Up: Geelong
Norm Smith: P. Cripps
Brownlow: P. Cripps
Coleman: T. Lynch
Risers: Port & Essendon
Fallers: Collingwood & Fremantle
Spoon: Hawthorn

Headlines:
Hinkley quits after Port refuse contract extension (despite Port being 10-5 after Round 16)
Crows win thriller to secure 8th spot and first finals appearance in 6 years to set up an Elimination Final against Port Power
Honeymoon over for Craig Macrae as they slump to 2-5 after the Bombers win a classic on ANZAC Day
 
While I certainly don’t think it CANT happen as they are obviously a really talented group and shows glimpses of it this year I’m surprised so many people think carlton will be in the grand final.

Seldom does a team get to that stage without at least SOME previous finals exposure. Even the Tigers in 2017 - half that side had played in a handful of EFs before so had some grounding in the rise in intensity - Melbourne had that run to the prelim a few years before their win.
 
PhatBoy said:
Premier: Geelong
Runner up: Sydney
Brownlow: Touk Miller
Norm Smith: Max Holmes
Coleman: Tom Lynch
Risers: Port, St Kilda, Gold Coast, West Coast
Fallers: Collingwood (not far), Fremantle, Dogs

Headlines
1. Frustrated fan assassinates Ben Brown mid run-up: ‘Just kick the f***ing thing’ says Perth gunman

2. ‘I didn’t see this coming’: DeGoey’s parole officer breaks silence

3. Squeezing every last drop: Franklin admits to drinking own urine in bid to prolong ailing career
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Headline 1, brilliant!
 
Premier: Melbourne
Runner up: Geelong
Brownlow: Connor Rozee
Norm Smith: Clayton Oliver / Christian Petracca draw
Coleman: Jeremy Cameron
Risers: Port,
Fallers: Swans

Headlines
1. New AFL Football Ops Manager, Jimmy Bartel denies a conflict of interest after giving Cats 17 home games at GMHBA

2. Collingwood bus gets lost on way to GMHBA. Coach says, "Give us a break! We've never been here this Century".

3. New AFL CEO, Steve Hocking, says he will remain CEO of Geelong until it becomes too difficult
 
Sttew said:
Premier: Melbourne
Runner up: Geelong
Brownlow: Connor Rozee
Norm Smith: Clayton Oliver / Christian Petracca draw
Coleman: Jeremy Cameron
Risers: Port,
Fallers: Swans

Headlines
1. New AFL Football Ops Manager, Jimmy Bartel denies a conflict of interest after giving Cats 17 home games at GMHBA

2. Collingwood bus gets lost on way to GMHBA. Coach says, "Give us a break! We've never been here this Century".

3. New AFL CEO, Steve Hocking, says he will remain CEO of Geelong until it becomes too difficult
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You think you’ll make another GF, lol


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Falcon3518 said:
You think you’ll make another GF, lol


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I know you're doing your usual trolling itching for an argument. So tell me why you disagree and why, I am assuming, you believe Richmond will. And don't tell me "Tarranto and Hopper will be the difference". They didn't exactly set the house on fire at GWS

FWIW, Cats won 16 games in a row this season playing a premiership brand of football that did not rely on individual brilliance but team first. I am confident this will continue in 2023.
 
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