Think Tank 2024 AFL predictions thread.

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

* You can't pick any player from your own team.
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Premiers:

Wooden Spoon:

Brownlow:

MVP:

Coleman Medal:

Will Tom 'Fatboy Slim' Hawkins finish the season or retire/forced out?:

Gary Ayres Medal (best finals player)

How many goals will Jamarra Ugle-Hagan kick?

Which player will get the longest suspension?

Where will Geelong finish?

Which player will have the worst off field indiscretions?

What aggressive behaviour will Alastar Clarkson do?

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Premiers:
Western Bulldogs

Wooden Spoon:
Geelong

Brownlow:
Noah Anderson

15

Noah Anderson

Age

24

Ht

192cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

MVP:
Marcus Bontompelli

Coleman Medal:
Jamarra Ugle-Hagan

Will Tom 'Fatboy Slim' Hawkins finish the season or retire/forced out?:
Retires in round 15

Gary Ayres Medal (best finals player)
Conor Rozee

How many goals will Jamarra Ugle-Hagan kick?
62

Which player will get the longest suspension?
Tom Hawkins

26

Tom Hawkins

Age

37

Ht

197cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

2.1

5star

D

12.7

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

3star

G

1.6

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

G

2.2

5star

Where will Geelong finish?
18th

Which player will have the worst off field indiscretions?
Clayton Oliver

10

Clayton Oliver

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

What aggressive behaviour will Alastar Clarkson do?
Threaten Robbo on air and punch a wall breaking his hand.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

TLDR

 

[Triggering Tiger]

TLDR

What's happen with your attention span friend you're not on the turps are you?

 

[Pistol Night]

What's happen with attention span friend you're not on the turps are you?

Hope so. Pissed Elmer is a riot

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Premiers:
Richmond

Wooden Spoon:
Geelong

Brownlow:
Tim Taranto

14

Tim Taranto

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.0

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

15.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

MVP:
Tim Taranto

14

Tim Taranto

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.0

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

15.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

Coleman Medal:
Tom Lynch

Will Tom 'Fatboy Slim' Hawkins finish the season or retire/forced out?:
He'll retire after eating too many burgers and have a heart attack whilst playing

Gary Ayres Medal (best finals player)
Dustin Martin

How many goals will Jamarra Ugle-Hagan kick?
32

Which player will get the longest suspension?
Tom "The Dog" Stewart

Where will Geelong finish?
18th

Which player will have the worst off field indiscretions?
Jordan De Goey

2

Jordan De Goey

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.7

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.1

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

15.8

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

2.3

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

4.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

What aggressive behaviour will Alastar Clarkson do?
Knock out Tarryn Thomas

26

Tarryn Thomas

Age

25

Ht

190cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

3.3

5star

CL

0.9

3star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

3.2

4star

CL

0.2

2star

D

12.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

0.4

3star

at training one night because he hates indigenous people plus Tarryn deserves it.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Divvy this shit

 

[FISTO]

Most Divvied:
Aristotle Pickett

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Premiers: COLLINGWOOD

Wooden Spoon: NORF

Brownlow: NICK

MVP: NICK

Coleman Medal: NICK

Will Tom 'Fatboy Slim' Hawkins finish the season or retire/forced out?: HE WILL EAT THE COACH

Gary Ayres Medal (the snoz medal) CLAYTON

How many women will Jamarra Ugle-Hagan kick? LOTS

Which player will get the longest suspension? SOME NORF FLOG WHO CANT AFFORD A LAWYER

Where will Geelong finish? 12TH

Which player will have the worst off field indiscretions? GINNIVAN

What aggressive behaviour will Alastar Clarkson do? PORT ARTHUR

 

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* You can't pick any player from your own team
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[FurTheWin]

Ugh
Impersonating an official Bay Prediction thread, and displaying further signs of Tomahawk Derangement Syndrome
This is a new low
So low in fact that it deserves an old school
Mods, divvy this and OP is a