Up the Coasters 2024 Player Sponsor Draft

[ROO DOGG]

If its not too much of a hassle i will take Hough

 

[ROO DOGG]

Carbine Cahos your next.

 

[RookiePick]

Carbine Chaos

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I don't think it's any secret what kind of sponsor I am. I find the Eagle most in need. Provide them with the support and backing they need against the miscreants of this board who see fit to tear them down, toss them in the trash. Down with you all, I say!

With that in mind, there was only ever one option for me in 2024. And his resume is amazing!

275 games (and counting)
2 times All-Australian
John Worsfold medal winner​

Sounds like nothing to sneeze at, right? And yet everyone on the board wants him starting in the WAFL next year? Preposterous!

Welcome to my venerable sponsorship, ANDREW GAFF. I will defend you with the fire of a thousand volcanoes.

JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[ROO DOGG]

Carbine Chaos

Thanks

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

EdCurnowRules ​

 

[EdCurnowRules]

My man is gonna have a big year…

Tom Cole

28

Tom Cole

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

110.3

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

110.3

2star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

, prepared to be smothered with love

 

[EdCurnowRules]

DanWCE

 

[DanWCE]

Cool gag, kane

But I'll play!

Tyler Brockman come on down. Let's bask in the showers of a thousand Hawks fan tears as we take over the competition together.

Monocle you're up old boy

 

[Monocle]

Welcome to West Coast and your new player sponsor, Harvey Johnston.

What a combination the young player and the old poster.

LittleFires you are up

 

[LittleFires]

After careful consideration, I'm going with the speedy, evasive jet in our backline...



JAMAINE JONES

You get headless chook vibes from him at times, but I think going forward him (along with Jayden Hunt

5

Jayden Hunt

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

1star

K

3.3

1star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

3star

MG

78.7

1star

D

5.3

2star

K

3.3

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.3

4star

MG

78.7

2star

in particular) will be key to getting the ball moving quickly out of defence next year.

I'm sensing a breakout year coming for JJ. He's been threatening for a couple of years now, and with a clean run with his body, I feel 2024 will be a big season for him.


The Stid - you're up.

 

[KERRPOW]

 

[The Stid]

With pick 21 in the 2024 West Coast Eagles player sponsor draft, I select Harry “Batman” Barnett



Enjoy this suit up GIF from the 1997 classic Batman & Robin


Hap Hapablap you’re on the clock

 

[Hap Hapablap]

shank you shank you

on behalf of the folk from baldivis brumbies, comos elite, swaggers and husky voiced imitators i have decided to select the only player who nearly had a stroke when darling made the oopsie thumbles at the 2018 grand final

i would like to kindly select tom "sexual barassment" barrass

Shifty1 giddy up

 

[Shifty1]

And giddy up I shall.

I believe tough love, criticism and eventual hatred of the player's sponsor are the ultimate drivers of success. And with that, I select Bailey Williams as my whipping boy future premiership player and receiver of backhanded support this year.



KBLT over to you.

 

[kane249]

And giddy up I shall.

I believe tough love, criticism and eventual hatred of the player's sponsor are the ultimate drivers of success. And with that, I select Bailey Williams as my whipping boy future premiership player and receiver of backhanded support this year.



KBLT over to you.

KBLT

 

[KBLT]

Hopefully I can will this kid to have an injury free (and obviously, breakout) season.

Started 2023 promisingly, to the point where some of us were expecting him to debut early in the season, before his first season was derailed by injury. Whether it be off the half back flank, or on the wing, this kid has all the potential to be a star at AFL level.

Coby Burgiel



Falco you're on the clock

 

[DanWCE]

Hopefully I can will this kid to have an injury free (and obviously, breakout) season.

Stared 2023 promisingly, to the point where some of us were expecting him to debut early in the season, before his first season was derailed by injury. Whether it be off the half back flank, or on the wing, this kid has all the potential to be a star at AFL level.

Coby Burgiel

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Falco you're on the clock

Good get. I heavily considered the

 

[Falco]

Hopefully I can will this kid to have an injury free (and obviously, breakout) season.

Stared 2023 promisingly, to the point where some of us were expecting him to debut early in the season, before his first season was derailed by injury. Whether it be off the half back flank, or on the wing, this kid has all the potential to be a star at AFL level.

Coby Burgiel

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Falco you're on the clock

Nice one! I sponsored him last year.

 

[Falco]

Ill take the man, the myth, the gun that is... Elliot Yeo

6

Elliot Yeo

Age

30

Ht

191cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.5

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.5

5star

MG

377.9

5star

D

18.9

4star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

5.8

5star

MG

287.4

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.6

3star

.

I am praying for a good run without injury this year. Shame it hasnt started that well. He took this hit like a champ tho.

An up and about Yeo could be massive in the back half for us. KERRPOW over to you.

 

[SloppyJoe]

 

[kane249]

Ill take the man, the myth, the gun that is... Elliot Yeo.

I am praying for a good run without injury this year. Shame it hasnt started that well. He took this hit like a champ tho.

An up and about Yeo could be massive in the back half for us. KERRPOW over to you.

Posts that didn't age well

 

[KBLT]

 

[Hap Hapablap]

this messed me up in such a bad way when i first watched this.

 

[KERRPOW]

Pipped at the post by falco, I'll take the dreadlock bohemoth....Jai Culley.

Monsterdarlz Your up