Prediction 2024 predictions

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The final eight will be us, Carlton, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, GWS, Port and someone else (maybe Melbourne). Not necessarily in that order.

We may not finish on top, as we will have another late season slump due to some trickery by Jarrod Wade, but we’ll wake up again for the finals and win the flag.

Unlike some masochists on here, I DO NOT WANT to play Carlton in the GF. The stress would be unbearable. Plus I don’t think Carlton are that good, although some of you are seeing - for the first time in your lives - what it’s like to have a cocky and over confident Carlton. Horrible isn’t it?

Naicos = Brownlow.

JDG, IQ, McCreery and Hill will have better seasons than last year. Crazy I know but these guys have room for improvement (or more consistency in JDG’s case) and this will help drive us to another flag.

AJ will have a break-out year.

The ‘Oleg Markov Smoky of the Year’ award will go to Eyre.

Jamie, Howe and Cox will retire. I’m concerned Murphy might have to as well.
 
Carlton to win the flag, obviously 🤡

Sam McClure must be a Blues man, surely? Blimey…

Normal script this time of year for Carlton. My prediction for the Blues.

Round 1 - premiership hope
Round 6 - wheels fall off
Round 12 - sack the coach and leadership group
Round 14 - stage late comeback
Round 22 - scrape into finals or fall agonisingly short
End of season - Carlton faithful group hug and convince themselves next year will be the year, still in rebuild after 20 years.
 
Top 8 (no order): Pies, Lions, Blues, Suns, Crows, Giants, Dogs, Port

Our BnF: Nick Daicos

Brownlow: Nick Daicos

Coleman medal: Larkey

Our leading goal kicker: Mihocek

Rising star: Harley Ried

Best young player for us: De Mattia

Surprise player to take off and dominate: McCreery

Player to drop off: Hoskin-Elliott

Wooden spoon: Eagles

Big riser on the ladder: Suns

The Fall from grace team: Dees

The meh team who were just going: Cats

Premiers: Pies GWS

Norm Smith: Toby Greene

Sacked coaches: Most likely none this year but Goodwin could be a shock one if Melbourne really tumble

Biggest scandal: De Goey farts on public transport (since no other clubs are really relevant enough during a post-premiership season)

Ginny being booed: Yes

Tay and Grundy being booed: Yes

The one “expert” to have us dropping out of the 8: Robbo

Finally Mark and Goal of the year: No idea. Too random
 

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So the preseason is nearly upon us and all through the media it will become prediction season so let’s start it off here.

Top 8: Pies, Lions, Blues, Suns, Crows, Giants, Swans and Bombers.

Our BnF: Nick Daicos

Brownlow: Nick Daicos

Coleman medal: Larkey (NM)

Our leading goal kicker AJ

Rising star: Harley Ried

Best young player for us: Ed Allan

Surprise player to take off and dominate: McCreery (Mid field time) and Finn McRae finally gets to show his skill.

Player to drop off: WHE not because of form but younger players kicking the door down.

Wooden spoon: Eagles

Big riser on the ladder: Suns and North.

The Fall from grace team: Port

The meh team who were just going: Cats

Premiers: Pies back to back

Norm Smith: IQ

Sacked coaches: Bevo and Simpson

Biggest scandal: Melbourne and a certain player with more issues coming.

Ginny being booed: Yes or No (yes)
Tay and Grundy being booed: Yes or No. Tay yes, Grundy No

The one “expert” to have us dropping out of the 8: Kane Cornes or that flog from champion data who kept telling us why we shouldn’t be on top last year. I can’t remember his name.

Finally Mark and Goal of the year. AJ Mark and Bobby goal.

Thanks everyone, yes it’s a bit one eyed but what do you expect. Flagpies 2024
I think you might get one out of 20 predictions, and picking weagles as spooners was not that hard eh? :p
 
I think you might get one out of 20 predictions, and picking weagles as spooners was not that hard eh? :p
You’re going to look pretty silly when we win the 2024 Premiership
 

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