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Would it come with umpires who don't believe in fairy tales? (cf 2016)I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict qclash grand final
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Perhaps this is the year they have a dominant home and away season (20-21 wins) but lose a prelim or GF.With an average winning margin of approx 25 points, and only two wins over 50 points (57 max) in 2025, the Lions are yet to have a dominant year. I have a feeling this could be it.
This is what my new model likes! Unfortunately for my mighty Eagles.
- Geelong: 22-1
- Brisbane Lions: 19-4
- St Kilda: 18-5
- Hawthorn: 16-7
- Essendon: 16-7
- Sydney: 14-9
- GWS: 14-9
- Western Bulldogs: 14-9
- Adelaide: 13-10
- North Melbourne: 11-12
- Fremantle: 10-13
- Carlton: 10-13
- Collingwood: 10-13
- Gold Coast: 7-16
- Port Adelaide: 6-17
- Melbourne: 5-18
- Richmond: 1-22
- West Coast: 1-22
Mr Meow how long until this goes pear shaped? I give it until 10.30pm Friday.Nobody really knows what is going to happen in 2026, but it's trying to predict the unpredictable.
My Sept29th 2025 prediction was :
1. Hawthorn
2. Suns
3. Brisbane
4. Fremantle
5. Western Bulldogs
6. Giants
7. Geelong
8. St.Kilda
A day before the first game in 2026 i've changed things around a little:
1. Geelong
2. Brisbane
3. Western Bulldogs
4. Fremantle
5. Hawthorn
6. Sydney Swans
7*. Gold Coast Suns
8*. St.Kilda
9* Adelaide
!0* Collingwood
Not much would have to change at all for Jack to send an SOS and revise Geelong down to 12th. He is an exciting poster to follow.Mr Meow how long until this goes pear shaped? I give it until 10.30pm Friday.
As Brisbane have proved many times, the season is not judged by Round 1 alone. I put Geelong on top becasue i really have no idea who will be the dominant team this year.Mr Meow how long until this goes pear shaped? I give it until 10.30pm Friday.
I enjoyed your assessments. Carlton probably too low. Surely ahead of Essendon who again have some injuries already.1. Brisbane - I think they're the hottest Premiership favourite in a long time. No real weaknesses in the side, lots of stars. Will take a lot of beating and I think unlike previous years they may flex their muscles during the season itself too.
2. Sydney - will bounce back. A-tier midfield at full fitness, and Curnow gets their forward line humming too. I am still slightly concerned some of the queries that have held us back in previous years haven't been addressed, but have a side that will win a lot of H&A games.
3. Geelong - it's Geelong. The forward line injuries are a tad concerning but I think their forward line is strong enough to address it, and their midfield has improved. I won't be writing them off.
4. Fremantle - TBH I'm still far from convinced that Longmuir is the right man for the job but the side is good enough that I don't think it'll matter that much anyway. Need to keep their defence fit though.
5. Western Bulldogs - I think they'll at least focus on defence more to stop them from being scored against by good teams so easily. That said, their defensive personnel is still quite weak so there's only so much it can do. Beveridge is still a bit of a loose cannon coach which won't help things and may cost them a Top 4 spot, but too much talent to see them dropping too far.
6. Hawthorn - would've been Top 4 for sure with Merrett and Day, but not signing one of them and losing the other to injury means their midfield looks worryingly weak. Everything else is quite strong though and they've got a very good coach and gameplan. Should do fine.
7. Gold Coast - think they're getting a bit over-rated. Only had one good season and look to be getting massively ahead of themselves. Still too much talent to see them dropping too much, but think there'll be a slight regression before really loading in 2027.
8. St Kilda - look like they're building towards something. Nasiah might be on the verge of being the best player in the competition. Boosted their depth quite nicely. Should at least break past the shit teams.
9. Port Adelaide - I don't really rate them, but that draw is absurd and they still have some very good players. Could see that start giving them a boost and seeing them overperform slightly.
10. Collingwood - on the verge of falling apart but as long as they have Daicos and McRae's gameplan they won't fade too hard. Won't be too easy to beat, regardless.
11. Greater Western Sydney - injuries look like they might **** them. Pre-season vibes aren't great. They'll have some stirring wins but the consistency won't be there.
12. Adelaide - also being bit hard by the injury bug. Hard start to the season too. Think things will go pear-shaped early and they'll struggle to recover from it.
13. Essendon - they'll improve, I guess. Midfield is decent at full fitness and I think they can pinch some games against the crap teams. Didn't look that poor when they were something resembling full-fitness last year and Scott can some pull shit out of his ass.
14. Carlton - just feel very bleh. Not enough class throughout the side. They won't be terrible, but I just can't see them winning many games.
15. North Melbourne - haven't looked great in the pre-season. Terrible defence. Have some good players but the entire package isn't great. I guess they might improve slightly, but I'm not putting them higher until they show genuine signs.
16. Melbourne - looked good in the pre-season but other than Gawn and Pickett it's very hard to get excited about the team. Anything happens to one of those two they fall into spoon contention. They might be slightly above the Bottom 2, but will struggle.
17. West Coast - will improve but were so far back from everyone else it won't be by a lot.
18. Richmond - think they'll step back from last year, they had quite a few older guys play key roles and I think they'll full on embrace the kids if they're fit this time around.
Made some pretty bold calls, but then again ladders always end up being more unexpected than you'd think. Think that middle tier will be quite close.
How many predictions is that now?Heres mine on day one of the AFL season be it round zero zip what ever they call it today March 5th Thursday here goes:
1. Lions (benchmark now cant see anything changing in 2026)
2. Suns (primed for a cracking 2026 steadily getting more on the radar)
3. Swans (time is now bit of a make or break 2026 for them tho has to at least make the grand final other wise its back to the drawing board)
4. Freo (love what they are doing great tall height team young stars everywhere hard to beat in 2026)
5. Crows (tad drop off but still around the mark again in 2026)
6. Cats (see Crows home games always ensures they get around the mark again its a fixture thing thats all)
7. Pies ( leveling out times lean one this year but be on the right side of the ladder but the bottom half of the right side always have faith in Fly but list is starting to wear thin tho depth issues now)
8. GWS (sit this one out for Kingsley and co but lean one like the Pies)
9. Hawks (wildcard for them not much overall depth can be tested from time to time jury is out still 2025 was the year for the hawks see how things pan out need to have plan b in 2026)
10. Dogs ( mini rebuild but still in there fighting aways Bevo still keeps on keeping on tad lean one in 2026)
11. Saints (steady year working their way up on the right track still think its 2027 as finals for the saints)
12. North (Clarkes men 2026 improvement times for them and its good time as well for cellar dwellers and move into middle tier team handy on their day are north watch on them in 2026)
13. Blues (2025 all over again rinse repeat again need a full rebuild in 2027 but still has Voss so wont bottom out stagnate year for the Blues in 2026 neither here or there really but the fans go to the games tho)
14. Port ( see Blues similar situation as well to the Blues are Port)
15. Dees ( methinks entering into rebuilding times now and long term pain for the Dees nowadays)
16. Tigers (tiger kids will start doing some good things but still long way to go in still a rebuilding phase in 2026)
17. West coast (win one more game to finally avoid the spoon just this time maybe on percentage only)
18. Essendon (out of eagle and Essendon are spooners for 2026 Just a toss of a coin)
Grand final tip :
Brisbane v Suns/Swans
This one will be a close on as well ala 2023
Out of interest how many teams have won 38 or more games away from their home stadium the past 4 seasons, like Geelong have?Heres mine on day one of the AFL season be it round zero zip what ever they call it today March 5th Thursday here goes:
1. Lions (benchmark now cant see anything changing in 2026)
2. Suns (primed for a cracking 2026 steadily getting more on the radar)
3. Swans (time is now bit of a make or break 2026 for them tho has to at least make the grand final other wise its back to the drawing board)
4. Freo (love what they are doing great tall height team young stars everywhere hard to beat in 2026)
5. Crows (tad drop off but still around the mark again in 2026)
6. Cats (see Crows home games always ensures they get around the mark again its a fixture thing thats all)
7. Pies ( leveling out times lean one this year but be on the right side of the ladder but the bottom half of the right side always have faith in Fly but list is starting to wear thin tho depth issues now)
8. GWS (sit this one out for Kingsley and co but lean one like the Pies)
9. Hawks (wildcard for them not much overall depth can be tested from time to time jury is out still 2025 was the year for the hawks see how things pan out need to have plan b in 2026)
10. Dogs ( mini rebuild but still in there fighting aways Bevo still keeps on keeping on tad lean one in 2026)
11. Saints (steady year working their way up on the right track still think its 2027 as finals for the saints)
12. North (Clarkes men 2026 improvement times for them and its good time as well for cellar dwellers and move into middle tier team handy on their day are north watch on them in 2026)
13. Blues (2025 all over again rinse repeat again need a full rebuild in 2027 but still has Voss so wont bottom out stagnate year for the Blues in 2026 neither here or there really but the fans go to the games tho)
14. Port ( see Blues similar situation as well to the Blues are Port)
15. Dees ( methinks entering into rebuilding times now and long term pain for the Dees nowadays)
16. Tigers (tiger kids will start doing some good things but still long way to go in still a rebuilding phase in 2026)
17. West coast (win one more game to finally avoid the spoon just this time maybe on percentage only)
18. Essendon (out of eagle and Essendon are spooners for 2026 Just a toss of a coin)
Grand final tip :
Brisbane v Suns/Swans
This one will be a close on as well ala 2023