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2026 Ladder Predictions

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1. Sydney
2. Gold Coast - start winning consistently on the road
3. Brisbane
4. Fremantle
5. Hawthorn
6. Bulldogs

7. Port Adelaide - have nice double ups
8. St Kilda
9. Adelaide
10. GWS - I've been thinking they go off a cliff for years but always end up competitive

11. Carlton - I can also weirdly see them being a really competitive side but who kicks their goals
12. Geelong
13. Essendon
14. Collingwood
15. Melbourne - candidate to go off a cliff like 3 or 4 wins but just enough quality
16. North Melb
17. West Coast
18. Richmond
 
1. Sydney
2. Gold Coast - start winning consistently on the road
3. Brisbane
4. Fremantle
5. Hawthorn
6. Bulldogs

7. Port Adelaide - have nice double ups
8. St Kilda
9. Adelaide
10. GWS - I've been thinking they go off a cliff for years but always end up competitive

11. Carlton - I can also weirdly see them being a really competitive side but who kicks their goals
12. Geelong
13. Essendon
14. Collingwood
15. Melbourne - candidate to go off a cliff like 3 or 4 wins but just enough quality
16. North Melb
17. West Coast
18. Richmond
I think Essendon are 1 place too low.
 
In all the years Brisbane has been a powerful side, we've never won a minor premiership. Why do people think this year is so different?
Watching preseason game vs Suns. Your team look in great shape, primed. All players outside 23 are hungry and played well. Reasonable injury list. Unbelievable list having a lot of young players who got finals experience. Incredible depth.
 

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The misreading by most posters of Melbourne is extraordinary.

It's like they think we've just started rebuilding.

We may well finish 14th or lower, but the assessment of what we're doing and our next few years as we're supposedly just now embarking on a rebuild is diabolically inept.
 
30 minutes before the start of the season (for 55% of teams) is the only appropriate time to do this.

1. Gold Coast
2. Sydney
3. Fremantle
4. Brisbane
5. Hawthorn
6. Bulldogs
7. St Kilda
8. Geelong
9. Adelaide
10. GWS
11. Collingwood
12. Carlton
13. Melbourne
14. Port Adelaide
15. North Melbourne
16. Richmond
17. West Coast
18. Essendon

Premiers: Brisbane
Runner-ups: Sydney
Biggest risers: Sydney
Biggest sliders: Collingwood

Notes:
  • Brisbane 3-peaters (thank you AFL “equalisation”)
  • Gold Coast to have a similar season to Adelaide last year; dominant in regular season, out in straight sets in finals
  • Pretty much the inverse of last year where we have a competitive lower-half of the ladder. Could see all of 9th-13th being danger teams on their day
  • Sydney to actually be competitive in a granny for once (still lose by 20)
  • Collingwood to miss the top 10 thanks to an after the siren goal from GWS’s Toby Greene against Adelaide in the final round (I am not a crackpot)
  • Essendon to pull a West Coast and win 1 game for the year (with the one win being against West Coast for the memes)
 
The misreading by most posters of Melbourne is extraordinary.

It's like they think we've just started rebuilding.

We may well finish 14th or lower, but the assessment of what we're doing and our next few years as we're supposedly just now embarking on a rebuild is diabolically inept.
This time last year you were saying a charge for top 4 was on the cards for Melbourne.
 
Final one.
1) Adelaide
2) Brisbane
3) Fremantle
4) Gold Coast
5) Sydney
6) St Kilda
7) Hawthorn
8) Geelong
9) Western Bulldogs
10) Port Adelaide
11) Collingwood
12) North Melbourne
13) GWS
14) Carlton
15) Essendon
16) West Coast
17) Melbourne
18) Richmond
 
Heres mine on day one of the AFL season be it round zero zip what ever they call it today March 5th Thursday here goes:

1. Lions (benchmark now cant see anything changing in 2026)
2. Suns (primed for a cracking 2026 steadily getting more on the radar)
3. Swans (time is now bit of a make or break 2026 for them tho has to at least make the grand final other wise its back to the drawing board)
4. Freo (love what they are doing great tall height team young stars everywhere hard to beat in 2026)
5. Crows (tad drop off but still around the mark again in 2026)
6. Cats (see Crows home games always ensures they get around the mark again its a fixture thing thats all)
7. Pies ( leveling out times lean one this year but be on the right side of the ladder but the bottom half of the right side always have faith in Fly but list is starting to wear thin tho depth issues now)
8. GWS (sit this one out for Kingsley and co but lean one like the Pies)
9. Hawks (wildcard for them not much overall depth can be tested from time to time jury is out still 2025 was the year for the hawks see how things pan out need to have plan b in 2026)
10. Dogs ( mini rebuild but still in there fighting aways Bevo still keeps on keeping on tad lean one in 2026)
11. Saints (steady year working their way up on the right track still think its 2027 as finals for the saints)
12. North (Clarkes men 2026 improvement times for them and its good time as well for cellar dwellers and move into middle tier team handy on their day are north watch on them in 2026)
13. Blues (2025 all over again rinse repeat again need a full rebuild in 2027 but still has Voss so wont bottom out stagnate year for the Blues in 2026 neither here or there really but the fans go to the games tho)
14. Port ( see Blues similar situation as well to the Blues are Port)
15. Dees ( methinks entering into rebuilding times now and long term pain for the Dees nowadays)
16. Tigers (tiger kids will start doing some good things but still long way to go in still a rebuilding phase in 2026)
17. West coast (win one more game to finally avoid the spoon just this time maybe on percentage only)
18. Essendon (out of eagle and Essendon are spooners for 2026 Just a toss of a coin)

Grand final tip :
Brisbane v Suns/Swans

This one will be a close on as well ala 2023
Shut up now, you’ve posted enough shit.
 
Heres mine on day one of the AFL season be it round zero zip what ever they call it today March 5th Thursday here goes:

1. Lions (benchmark now cant see anything changing in 2026)
2. Suns (primed for a cracking 2026 steadily getting more on the radar)
3. Swans (time is now bit of a make or break 2026 for them tho has to at least make the grand final other wise its back to the drawing board)
4. Freo (love what they are doing great tall height team young stars everywhere hard to beat in 2026)
5. Crows (tad drop off but still around the mark again in 2026)
6. Cats (see Crows home games always ensures they get around the mark again its a fixture thing thats all)
7. Pies ( leveling out times lean one this year but be on the right side of the ladder but the bottom half of the right side always have faith in Fly but list is starting to wear thin tho depth issues now)
8. GWS (sit this one out for Kingsley and co but lean one like the Pies)
9. Hawks (wildcard for them not much overall depth can be tested from time to time jury is out still 2025 was the year for the hawks see how things pan out need to have plan b in 2026)
10. Dogs ( mini rebuild but still in there fighting aways Bevo still keeps on keeping on tad lean one in 2026)
11. Saints (steady year working their way up on the right track still think its 2027 as finals for the saints)
12. North (Clarkes men 2026 improvement times for them and its good time as well for cellar dwellers and move into middle tier team handy on their day are north watch on them in 2026)
13. Blues (2025 all over again rinse repeat again need a full rebuild in 2027 but still has Voss so wont bottom out stagnate year for the Blues in 2026 neither here or there really but the fans go to the games tho)
14. Port ( see Blues similar situation as well to the Blues are Port)
15. Dees ( methinks entering into rebuilding times now and long term pain for the Dees nowadays)
16. Tigers (tiger kids will start doing some good things but still long way to go in still a rebuilding phase in 2026)
17. West coast (win one more game to finally avoid the spoon just this time maybe on percentage only)
18. Essendon (out of eagle and Essendon are spooners for 2026 Just a toss of a coin)

Grand final tip :
Brisbane v Suns/Swans

This one will be a close on as well ala 2023
Do we get another one on Day two?
 

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1. Brisbane
2. Gold Coast
3. Sydney
4. Bulldogs
5. Fremantle
6. Geelong
7. Hawthorn
8. Adelaide
9. Collingwood
10. GWS
11. St Kilda
12. North
13. Melbourne
14. Port
15. Carlton
16. Essendon
17. Richmond
18. West Coast
 

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A day before the first game in 2026 i've changed things around a little:
1. Geelong
2. Brisbane
3. Western Bulldogs
4. Fremantle
5. Hawthorn
6. Sydney Swans
7*. Gold Coast Suns
8*. St.Kilda
9* Adelaide
!0* Collingwood

So much for my first prediction pre season! After Round 1 i will settle on this:
A day before the first game in 2026 i've changed things around a little:

1. Gold Coast Suns
2. Western Bulldogs
3. Brisbane
4. Sydney Swans
5. GWS
6. Fremantle
7*.Adelaide
8* Hawthorn
9* Geelong
!0* Collingwood
 
Mine after round zip top 10 here goes:

1. suns
2. freo
3. lions
4. swans
5. gws
6. crows
7. pies
8. cats
9. dogs
10. hawks
 
1- Crows
2- Swans
3- Suns
4- Lions
5- Dogs
6- Giants
7- Hawks
8- Dockers
9- Cats
10- Pies
11- Saints
12- Power
13- Bombers
14- Tigers
15- Roos
16- Blues
17- Dees
18- Eagles
 
1 - Brisbane
2 - Gold Coast
3 - Fremantle
4 - Bulldogs
5 - Sydney
6 - Hawthorn
7 - Geelong
8 - GWS
9 - Adelaide
10 - Collingwood

11 - St Kilda
12 - Port Adelaide
13 - Carlton
14 - Melbourne

15 - Essendon
16 - North Melb
17 - West Coast
18 - Richmond

Top 11 or so will be very very tight.
 

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