Autopsy 2026 Rd 6 Collapse. Copy. Paste.

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Quarter Time
2.3.15 - 2.4.16

Half Time
6.5.41 - 3.9.27

3 Quarter Time
9.9.63 - 6.9.45

Full Time
12.11.83 - 13.10.88


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[Gethelred]

For those who need to get something off their chest:

Roast Thread 'Inner Feral Fan Unleashed - Warning - Unbridled, passionate, and objectionable opinions within'

Feb 7, 2020

Hi di ho good feralrinos.

I remember years ago, there was a column in Inside Football where a feral fan and a positive fan would trade opinions about team's performances.

It got me thinking about our rules about player abuse and persistent negative agendas and how we moderate them to keep discussions enjoyable for the majority.

My solution is to have a dedicated feral fan thread where Carlton supporters can post with spur of the moment passion and frustration, without the moderation and without the arguments and calling out that dominates our match threads and so forth.

I'm not saying...

• The Old Dark Navy's
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• Forum: Carlton

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For those who need to plumb the depths:

Hot Topic Thread 'Chicken Little thread - 2026 edition'

Apr 2, 2023

We have us an Opinions thread, we have us a List Management thread (one could argue we have eleven list management threads) and we have a series of Rumour threads.

Now, let's have us a thread which plumbs the depths, where the truly despairing reside.

Come forth, ye chicken littles for 2023!

• Gethelred
• Replies: 422
• Forum: Carlton

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For discussion of the coach:

Hot Topic - Michael Voss - Coaching in 2026. Should he remain beyond that?

I personally don't want him replaced, but there are so many of you who do. Tell us who and why?

www.bigfooty.com

And, finally, for something we were in dire need of:

Mongrel - who has it who doesn't ? Does it Matter?

I noticed a nice chart put up by a poster and Carlton was amongst the lowest scoring in fines and suspensions this year. Some say how nice to support such a lovely bunch of nice boys. I say BULLSHIT - we are short of mongrel BIG TIME. These blokes have some mongrel in them and the rest should...

www.bigfooty.com

Remember, we're all Carlton supporters here. You owe it to your fellow supporters - all of us hurting - to be kind to one another.

To those opposition fans of a mind to share what I'm certain would be the greatest wit we've ever heard, reconsider whether this particular crowd is the best audience for it.

Let's play nicely from here.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

 

[Jatz]

This club, this team. It just continues to hurt you when you think it’s hurt you as much as it could.

This result sucks at the best of times. Against Collingwood though?!

Absolutely unforgivable.

 

[Slats]

Elijah Hollands just played arguably the worst game in AFL history.

He had 72 minutes & 23 seconds time on ground for a grand total of 0 disposals, 0 marks, 0 zero tackles & 0 one percenters.

 

[Zlatan]

-1 win from 7 games (should be 0 if Lynch could kick)
-Lock for bottom 4 if not bottom 2
-Leadership: none
-Skills: worst in the league
-Coaching group: would be outclassed by Auskick coaches
-Psychologically, code red because these collapses aren’t normal even for the worst teams
-Our only key forward prob 1 or 2 concussions away from never playing again

I keep saying this but I don’t want to see any wins to paper over the cracks. Let it fully crumble to the ground because it’s not going to ever get better otherwise.

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

Don’t worry everyone.. GW “has a plan”

 

[TENACIOUS]

Enough is enough…

Just hand the keys back Voss..

These fade outs are your responsibility, to make changes and get the players up.

You’re as inspiring being on the bench, as to what Kelly Underwood is to commentating…

What a bright idea to play Hollands on Daicos, which lost us the game.

 

[Zlatan]

A big hand to Lij too. I actually didn’t know it was possible to play the whole game and not get a touch. Can’t wait for Voss to show how hard he is and make the “big decision” to drop Lij.

 

[M_I_G]

Poor Byrne

 

[mochacinolatte]

nah man, there was some dubious non-paid frees.

Better than expected to be honest.

 

[T2B_]

Welp thats that. Try not to eat each other everyone

 

[Blue__Balls]

 

[drewdimes]

This is a wretched football club

 

[Juddrockz]

Like clockwork.

 

[morningbrown]

I’ll stand by my comment. I love Talor’s effort but he’s not AFL standard. We can never draft a decent small forward.

 

[passmark]

Unlucky Byrne.

Cripps was absolutely pathetic
He just wants to be mates

 

[Chemical]

Can this thread be unmoderated for tonight

 

[bluemahogany]

Love Cripp smiling after doing sweet fa

 

[kingkingston]

Bad luck, young mate. Just not our night in a close game.

 

[AB_Blue]

Gutted for the Young kid

 

[jj1978]

Don’t worry everyone.. GW “has a plan”

Will probs give Voss a contract extension at this rate.

 

[SolGoodman]

I hope the fans stop turning up, show the higher ups that we've ****ing had enough.

I want to show some love to Florent, Hayward, Ainsworth, Gov, Newman and Williams. Tried hard all night.

 

[Wickzki]

I love you all

Umpires gifted Collingwood at the absolute minimum two last quarter goals.

We should have gotten a free kick for the head high contact 30m out directly in front to Harry.

Bad luck Byrne but in a well umpired game it doesn't come down to that kick to determine the outcome.

Diabolical umpiring.

Scarecrow football but absolutely robbed.

Oppo fans - LOLing at comments in this thread is an easy way to get forum banned but I do welcome your response on telling me where I'm wrong.

 

[Doro]