Autopsy 2026 Rd 6 Collapse. Copy. Paste.

[No1Suspect]

Ball gotta go between the 2 bigger sticks. 30 metres out, we've missed 6 of them tonight. Simply not good enough.

 

[Opium]

Crippa the captain smiling after losing to the arch enemy. Would Sticks be smiling? This is why we're a laughing stock. Losing mentality.

 

[Soapy V]

NDaicos. Not that fu……… hard

 

[jj1978]

A big hand to Lij too…didn’t look… “right”

Why’d he play?

 

[Blue_Fusion]

 

[BIuebagger]

We absolutely need this. Think it’s a 2-3 goal game either way. But I think we lose by that 2-3 goals but turn in a good performance.

Called it, close enough

 

[Blue__Balls]

Look. What I will say is...at least we didn't lose this one by playing "safe" and "conservative" in the face of mounting pressure.

We kept attacking, taking the game on.

We were just shit at that.

 

[teknodeejay]

If you went to the game to sit through Groundhog Day again you’re made of stern stuff

Club is a rabble

 

[95blues]

Not Taylors fault the result.. but thats a standard 35m kick.

 

[SolGoodman]

Classy from Pendles.

 

[jj1978]

NDaicos. Not that fu……… hard

A coaching decision costing us 5 in a row…

 

[AB_Blue]

Mentally cooked

Didn’t take our chances

Bloody gutted

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

I knew we’d loose when Matt Carroll (who was far from our worst) missed that set shot.

 

[kingkingston]

Collingwood 3-9 in the first half
10-1 in the second half

 

[V23]

Elijah Hollands just played arguably the worst game in AFL history.

He had 72 minutes & 23 seconds time on ground for a grand total of 0 disposals, 0 marks, 0 zero tackles & 0 one percenters.

Surely must have been sick or something. He’s been quite good in previous weeks.

 

[M_I_G]

Cowan has gone backwards Cripps, Cerra too, hard bloody watching. How does Elijah not get a touch? Get him to take a kick in ffs


Why do our defenders OVER contest the ball? Let’s all of us fly to try and spoil. Same shit every week. Why do they all do it??

End of the day our SKILLS ARE DEPLORABLE

 

[ctwenty1]

Fought it out but **** me we needed the win

 

[Thrawn]

Voss needs to go.

Now.

 

[BIuebagger]

Glad the boys got around Byrne, unlucky young man

 

[CarmenSandiego]

lol these blokes are genuinely pathetic.

 

[Blue__Balls]

I’ll stand by my comment. I love Talor’s effort but he’s not AFL standard. We can never draft a decent small forward.

Poor call. Very poor.

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

Crippa the captain smiling after losing to the arch enemy. Would Sticks be smiling? This is why we're a laughing stock. Losing mentality.

He’s just promoting his Colgate smile. $$$$

 

[Pablito]

So predictable....

3 goals up at 3 qt and we were never a chance.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Feel sorry for Byrne.

What on earth was that game from Elijah Hollands?

Overall it is very hard to justify this coaching, will leave it at that.

 

[SolGoodman]

I don't think I've ever seen a game quite like Elijah's.