Training 2026 Training Reports

[BrownPaperBag]

The guy Harry saw in Venice beach is an absolute charlatan.

Was it Paul roos

 

[Only Forwards]

Was it Paul roos

at least Paul Roos had a career as something before becoming someone who peddles nonsense.

 

[marklovesbeer]

 

[DunderHead]

He’s a model idiot

 

[Midas]

There’s more to life than being really really really really good looking.

 

[the big lebowski]

There’s more to life than being really really really really good looking.

Being really really really ridiculously good looking?

 

[DunderHead]

Being really really really ridiculously good looking?

Being a mer-man?

 

[the big lebowski]

Being a mer-man?

Orange mocha Frappuccino!!!!

 

[SheezNuts]

If the top teams are still training and preparing for games, why shouldn’t we? Instead of training, we are overseas drinking piss and having a good time. We will never be good.

 

[King Hansen]

If the top teams are still training and preparing for games, why shouldn’t we? Instead of training, we are overseas drinking piss and having a good time. We will never be good.

What are the other non-finalists doing?

 

[SheezNuts]

What are the other non-finalists doing?

Who cares? The other non finalists aren’t the worst performing side in the history of the game

 

[King Hansen]

Who cares? The other non finalists aren’t the worst performing side in the history of the game

The AFLPA can't just have one set of rules for north Melbourne players....

 

[SheezNuts]

The AFLPA can't just have one set of rules for north Melbourne players....

Maybe it could be less about the aflpa, and more about the playing group collectively coming together, and agreeing that we ****ing suck. And that just maybe it would be a smart idea to put our heads down and our asses up, and putting in some voluntary extra work to help us climb out of this ****ing abyss that we’ve been stuck in for the last eternity. Idk I’ve had beers and I’m angry.

 

[DuckYeah]

If the top teams are still training and preparing for games, why shouldn’t we? Instead of training, we are overseas drinking piss and having a good time. We will never be good.

Totally agree

 

[The Nostradamus]

If the top teams are still training and preparing for games, why shouldn’t we? Instead of training, we are overseas drinking piss and having a good time. We will never be good.

Technically we are all in Melbourne atm for the bnf tonight

 

[DunderHead]

Technically we are all in Melbourne atm for the bnf tonight

You'd hope they have done their trips and rested up their bodies for a couple of weeks. Now back for the BnF and ready to do some serious pre-preseason work. They'll get another break over Christmas.

 

[The Nostradamus]

You'd hope they have done their trips and rested up their bodies for a couple of weeks. Now back for the BnF and ready to do some serious pre-preseason work. They'll get another break over Christmas.

Most will go on holiday post bnf and on their off season programs

Then come back for preseason day 1 in November

 

[maddiemelb]

Not sure where to share these but I took along a few disposable cameras to the Syd Barker again this year and have been sharing the flicks on insta. Thought I’d share here with you all too!

 

[marklovesbeer]

Great Northern… delist.

 

[andana]

Not sure where to share these but I took along a few disposable cameras to the Syd Barker again this year and have been sharing the flicks on insta. Thought I’d share here with you all too!

Is that Jessica Alba with BGZ?

 

[Topparoo]

Is that Jessica Alba with BGZ?

No I'm pretty sure it's Scarlett Johansson

 

[andana]

No I'm pretty sure it's Scarlett Johansson

Looks like you are right. It makes sense

North is a 1994 American comedy-drama adventure film directed by Rob Reiner
a 9-year-old Scarlett Johansson appears briefly in her film debut
North was panned by critics, and has been referred to as one of the worst films ever made.

 

[Roo316]

Not sure where to share these but I took along a few disposable cameras to the Syd Barker again this year and have been sharing the flicks on insta. Thought I’d share here with you all too!

Real nice maddie, who’s developing film this quick??

 

[maddiemelb]

Real nice maddie, who’s developing film this quick??

Photobee in Malvern!

Can’t recommend them more highly, they’re seriously incredible. Dropped the three cameras off at 10am when they opened on Sunday, had all the flicks by 1:15pm!

 

[marklovesbeer]