AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell aka Farnsy

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Maybe it is just me but how does Martin make the side, and how on goodness earth does Burgoyne make it ahead of Nick Smith!

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

I don't understand why WCE fans hate Priddis so much. The guy is a good inside footballer and may make the AA team this year

 

[daffo]

I'd be happy if he makes the AA team but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't.

 

[JD11]

I don't give a s**t. The whole idea is a wank.

Dyson's a gun and we all know it.

 

[eth-dog]

Maybe it is just me but how does Martin make the side, and how on goodness earth does Burgoyne make it ahead of Nick Smith!

Um, Gunston over Hawkins is clearly the biggest error

I don't understand why WCE fans hate Priddis so much. The guy is a good inside footballer and may make the AA team this year

It's the same as our supporters bagging Stanton

 

[Despair]

Um, Gunston over Hawkins is clearly the biggest error

It's the same as our supporters bagging Stanton

Except for the part where Priddis is in the All-Australian Squad and Stanton isn't

Except for the part where Priddis stands up when his teammates wont and Stanton doesn't

Similar though

 

[eth-dog]

Except for the part where Priddis is in the All-Australian Squad and Stanton isn't

Except for the part where Priddis stands up when his teammates wont and Stanton doesn't

Similar though

 

[CourtzMajora]

Oh goody, lets bash Stanton in another thread.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Yeah. Let's not even mention Stanton, hey?

Ta.

 

[Pweter]

I don't give a s**t. The whole idea is a wank.

Dyson's a gun and we all know it.

Quoting for relevance to see if this thread can get back on track.

 

[Despair]

I'm not trying to bash Stanton, I'm just saying that those who bash Stanton are more justified than those who bash Priddis. WCE supporters are literally talking about dropping and delisting Priddis whilst he is an All-Australian candidate. That's on another level.

 

[Bomberblitzer]

Except for the part where Priddis is in the All-Australian Squad and Stanton isn't

Except for the part where Priddis stands up when his teammates wont and Stanton doesn't

Similar though

Stanton (alongside Watson) was just about our best midfielder for over half a decade. He has carried this side so many times it isn't funny.

 

[FlyingV]

Had breakfast next to this guy this morning, he was with his missus and we all ended up having a chat/joke around with the waitress.
The guys an absolute legend, he's going to be the captain of our club no question, and yes, all i needed was one breakfast with him to know that.

plus he ordered extra bacon on the side, only f#*king legends order extra bacon on the side.

 

[Kong]

plus he ordered extra bacon on the side, only f#*king legends order extra bacon on the side.

Bulking.

 

[Zach Package]

plus he ordered extra bacon on the side, only f#*king legends order extra bacon on the side.

That, or Kate is pregnant

 

[eth-dog]

That, or Kate is pregnant

Or both. Let's hope it's a boy

 

[Andronicus]

plus he ordered extra bacon on the side, only f#*king legends order extra bacon on the side.

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[CakeButcher]

Onya Doise!

 

[CourtzMajora]

Congrats Dyson!

 

[JohnnyDrama1]

Named in AA team on a wing.
thoroughly deserved

 

[Lethal]

All Australian winger.

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

Next captain!

 

[Charliebrow 16]

Dyson!

So thrilled and delighted he's ours.

 

[GuzzLG]

On the field, Pendles only on the bench. The torch has been passed.

 

[Darealrath]

Brilliant. Well deserved, was just incredible after Watson went out.