AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell aka Farnsy

[Lore]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 27, Highly Evolved

 

[Bomberbuzz1]

I guess Heppell purposely spilt that drink on purple then.....
He is such a w***er to say that he wasn't going to come on and only came on to break this worthy exclusive.
The only reason it's an exclusive is that it's sooo irrelevant for anyone to bother.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

I guess Heppell purposely spilt that drink on purple then.....
He is such a ****** to say that he wasn't going to come on and only came on to break this worthy exclusive.
The only reason it's an exclusive is that it's sooo irrelevant for anyone to bother.

He probably slept in Danks bin the slimy grub.

 

[Zach Package]

So he chucked an espresso Martini down Barrett's target tuxedo?

Probably doubled it's value

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

So he chucked an espresso Martini down Barrett's target tuxedo?

Probably doubled it's value

Those Target tuxedo's are great brought one for my self for a wedding over the week end.

 

[DERO]

Those Target tuxedo's are great brought one for my self for a wedding over the week end.

Don't get too close to any naked flames.

 

[SydneyBomber]

Don't get too close to any naked flames.

Would have preferred he set him on fire, but this will have to do i guess

 

[DonsRule]

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

hahaha

 

[Highly Evolved]

Bit of a nothing post, but geez, his beard looks horrible.

 

[Bombermania]

Bit of a nothing post, but geez, his beard looks horrible.

LOL it does looks terrible and it should be cut unless its something that his girlfriend really likes but even so it looks terrible.

 

[Lore]

 

[Beerfish]

I like the beard.

 

[Blind Turn]

I second the beard like.

Removes a bit of the ‘nice’ that holds him back from being a great leader.

I prefer Un-nice Dys.

 

[nickcat0]

Now i know that you can get stats to prove just about anything but ............ After a year out, Dyson averaged 26.3 disposals per game (the 2nd highest season average of his career after 2014, and 1.6 more than his total career average). I'd say that was pretty good, and hopefully with another pre-season under his belt, he'll be in even better form next year, and lead us to a Premiership (after the "fairytales" of the last 2 seasons, it's got to be either us or St Kilda).

 

[Haychh]

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Beard, tick. Cat, not so much.

 

[Vindicater]

Think he will have a ripper season.

Had alot on his plate last year, coming back from the suspension on top of first year captain.

Will be more comfortable and will take it to another level.

 

[eDPS]

 

[srobbo]

Needs to get to another level this year does Hepp. Can he become the A Grader like Pendlebury? Has he got another 5-10% improvement in him?? We need him to find it.

 

[Keystone agony]

Needs to get to another level this year does Hepp. Can he become the A Grader like Pendlebury? Has he got another 5-10% improvement in him?? We need him to find it.

Just needs to get back to his best of a couple years ago.

Ive always said he needs to find a way to hit the scoreboard more often, stilk think we're yet to see that

 

[srobbo]

Just needs to get back to his best of a couple years ago.

Ive always said he needs to find a way to hit the scoreboard more often, stilk think we're yet to see that

Yeah I agree. Other than rd 1 v hawks when he snagged 3 or 4, he doesn’t hit scoreboard nearly enough. Foot disposal is too chippy as well, so needs to tidy that up too.

 

[craffles]

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Oi. ******* leave me alone m7

 

[eDPS]

Oi. ******* leave me alone m7

Must be nice to be compared to the great man himself
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Dyson should feel honoured

 

[Donakebab]

Wait, Doise is now a ranga? Did he dye the beard too or has he always been hiding this?

 

[quotemokc]

WTF is this???