Player Watch #12: Jy Simpkin - 2021 & 2022 Syd Barker Medalist - 2023 co captain with LMac - re-signed until end of 2029

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Sorry all, we had to make a couple of changes at the AFL's request - please see new version below:

The Kremlin strikes again.

 

[Kimbo]

Sorry all, we had to make a couple of changes at the AFL's request - please see new version below:

What'd I miss?

 

[spongebucket]

What'd I miss?

About 15 seconds of video apparently, dont know what was on it for the need to be taken out.

 

[GarnerSmash]

About 15 seconds of video apparently, dont know what was on it for the need to be taken out.

Pretty sure it was the bit where Lewis said "and we will really he able to utilise Simpkin off half forward when we have Ahern and Kelly coming off the wings".

 

[Orange Peanut]

The bit where he burns the Aussie flag is missing from the video now!

 

[Kimbo]

Pretty sure it was the bit where Lewis said "and we will really he able to utilise Simpkin off half forward when we have Ahern and Kelly coming off the wings".

No mention of Heeney then?!

 

[Heaps of fun]

What Bryce did to that rubber chicken wasn't right.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Footage cut seems to be random shots of the tables on the night of the draft.

Odd indeed.

 

[BoomerBrownlow_29]

Footage cut seems to be random shots of the tables on the night of the draft.

Odd indeed.

Nothing to be alarmed about - clubs weren't allowed to film inside room.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Nothing to be alarmed about - clubs weren't allowed to film inside room.

I always thought the post draft orgy was a weird touch.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Nothing to be alarmed about - clubs weren't allowed to film inside room.

You sneaky bastards.

 

[LB2Snake]

Hope that nervousness subsides quickly. Need an arrogant game winner. There's a bit of pressure on the young bloke.

 

[Gasometer]

Well I sat down to show my Katamatite South- West mates this morning on my Nokia and ffs...

 

[giantroo]

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Already bigger across the shoulders than Wright.

 

[naturally north]

 

[Gasometer]

Already bigger across the shoulders than Wright.

Katamatite South West water is better than Katamatite.

 

[Twinkletoes]

They changed the view from public to unlisted so it doesn't show to the public. Luckily it was still in my youtube history.

If you were around in the Watergate days Nixon would've been fried within 24 hours. Nothing gets past you!

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Katamatite South West water is better than Katamatite.

My geography of Australia starts and ends with towns with racecourses, chariot tracks or dog tracks.

No meh horses in Katamatite?

 

[Twinkletoes]

If you were around in the Watergate days Nixon would've been fried within 24 hours. Nothing gets past you!

How I picture you at home while posting giantroo

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

How I picture you at home while posting giantroo

Sliver?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Sliver?

Yep. Google Image search that mofo and you get a bit of bonus Shazza Stone thrown in.

 

[king of the road]

Hope that nervousness subsides quickly. Need an arrogant game winner. There's a bit of pressure on the young bloke.

I hope the completely unfounded making of assumptions on the temperament of new draftees subsides quickly!

Game winners needed - yes. Do they need to be arrogant? No.

I suspect the club give them more than 1 training session to settle in and deliver on promise. No pressure yet!

Get to know your team mates and club, relax to be at your best and good things will come. All the best for a great career filled with success at the best club in world!!!!!

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

Yep. Google Image search that mofo and you get a bit of bonus Shazza Stone thrown in.

I'm pretty sure Sliver or Basic Instinct was the first soft pr0n I'd ever seen as a 10 year old.

Was wonderful.

 

[The chorus]

I hope the completely unfounded making of assumptions on the temperament of new draftees subsides quickly!

Game winners needed - yes. Do they need to be arrogant? No.

I suspect the club give them more than 1 training session to settle in and deliver on promise. No pressure yet!

Get to know your team mates and club, relax to be at your best and good things will come. All the best for a great career filled with success at the best club in world!!!!!

That is heresy!! We have seen plenty of footage to make assumptions about the draftees. We already know that Simpkin is a nervous type, Watson can't kick, Josh Williams is only an outside player; Zurhaar has no stamina and so on. We should delist the lot of them now