AFL Player #25: Jake Stringer - Dead-eye

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[kleanr]

does need to stop making bets with the Mrs.

Stick with sex-bets Jake, they're safe and rewarding both both parties

 

[Kakkle]

This thread.

 

[eDPS]

 

[Decimation]

You will need sound.

 

[DERO]

 

[mitch-wa]

 

[Eleven 38]

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Crikey. I even thought the dots above the j and I in Fujitsu were earings for a second. Having said that if they were it would probably top off the look.

 

[Bombermania]

Crikey. I even thought the dots above the j and I in Fujitsu were earings for a second. Having said that if they were it would probably top off the look.

I was the same, thinking o s**t what have we recruited, then thought maybe it tells us something about our club's culture verses the Dog's culture despite their so called westie heritage.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

You know what * it

It's about time the club has had a player that lets his hair down our club for too long has been too nice imo.

 

[Bigjobss]

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[Laverde2Smack]

Who gives a s**t what style haircut he has.

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[TheBrightSide]

Who gives a s**t what style haircut he has.

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Yeah not me, I’ve probably had worse than that.
It is the off season though, news is a little thin and there’s not much to talk about.

 

[DERO]

I reckon he looks ridiculous and am totally comfortable with that.

 

[Blind Turn]

Nothing like a little derision to help us feel better about our own pock-ridden heads, receding hairlines, and sagging meat-cages.

 

[Liberator]

Nothing like a little derision to help us feel better about our own pock-ridden heads, receding hairlines, and sagging meat-cages.

Hey, hey: it’s a sagging meat cabinet thankyouverymuch.

 

[Mercurial89]

You know what **** it

It's about time the club has had a player that lets his hair down our club for too long has been too nice imo.

But he wears it up ?

 

[Rack Watts]

I just hope he uses this as fuel, instead of curling up into a ball.
I dare say he's at the right club if we're talking about learning how to deal with public scrutiny.

 

[Blind Turn]

Hey, hey: it’s a sagging meat cabinet thankyouverymuch.

If you keep pouring beer into your cabinet you’ll end up rotting out your drawers and where will you keep all your special things then, huh?

 

[carnthedons]

If you keep pouring beer into your cabinet you’ll end up rotting out your drawers and where will you keep all your special things then, huh?

Mine already are kept in the mrs’ handbag

 

[hotkorma]

Swipe right

 

[Milanista28]

We've been choir boys for too long about time we got some attitude about us.

 

[Pweter]

Gary Ablett Jr - No hair
Chris Judd - No hair
Dane Swan - s**t tats
Nat Fyfe - s**t Hair
Dustin Martin - s**t hair and s**t tats

What I'm getting at is that the quality of a haircut nor the quality of one's tats are a barrier to winning the Brownlow. It's becoming quite clear that Stringer is going to be the 2018 Brownlow medalist.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Jeez he looks big.

Listed at 192 and 92. Basically identical to Hurley.

Oh I know let’s make him a midfielder

 

[owen87]

Jeez he looks big.

Listed at 192 and 92. Basically identical to Hurley.

Oh I know let’s make him a midfielder

Agreed, would like to see Hurley training with the midfield group.

 

[eth-dog]

Jeez he looks big.

Listed at 192 and 92. Basically identical to Hurley.

Oh I know let’s make him a midfielder

Yeah because we have so many midfielders who are 185 cm...