AFL Player #25: Jake Stringer - Dead-eye

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[yodellinhank]

Even when it was the gastro, the rain, the just the JLT, the coach, the dododoro, the flu, the 5 day breaks, the trips interstate, the umpires, the pecking order, the captain's haircut and the chemistry... even when it was all that I knew it was the injuries.

 

[TheBrightSide]

 

[DapperJong]

Maybe he just has an itchy butt hole

 

[yodellinhank]

Maybe he just has an itchy butt hole

Could be butt hole awareness you think?

 

[DapperJong]

Could be butt hole awareness you think?

It's important for men's health and I doubt Justin Crow is doing it.

 

[doug85]

Maybe he just has an itchy butt hole

The medical term is mudbutt.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

The medical term is mudbutt.

arse issues

 

[yodellinhank]

arse issues

Hardly surprising after the reaming we copped on the weekend.

 

[Rustyrich]

Surely he will play a blinder against Freo over there. One of those 'look at me' performances. Go Jakey boy

 

[Old Campaigner]

The medical term is mudbutt.

arse issues

wiping problems

 

[doug85]

wiping problems

You’d think tulla would have a bidet. This ******* club

 

[Old Campaigner]

You’d think tulla would have a bidet. This ******* club

That's the drought for you

 

[JayDon]

From Scorpio on BB...

Scorpio

2h
Jake the midfielder very rarely gets caught despite taking on multiple tacklers. Imagine how much better he would be if his teams mates …i dunno… maybe shepherded for him occassionally….

Give him some space and he tears it apart kicking goals.
Right now he has to break 2 or 3 tackles.
Just imagine!!!???

 

[DapperJong]

Nice

 

[citizen-erased]

From Scorpio on BB...
Scorpio

2h
Jake the midfielder very rarely gets caught despite taking on multiple tacklers. Imagine how much better he would be if his teams mates …i dunno… maybe shepherded for him occassionally….

Give him some space and he tears it apart kicking goals.
Right now he has to break 2 or 3 tackles.
Just imagine!!!???

Essendon players?
Shepherd?
you mad.

 

[CBombers17]

I know we should keep this to Stringer who’s been brilliant, but I remember early in Ablett’s career (‘84) he played for Victoria against WA when state of origin was at its peak. Ablett kicked 7 or 8 I think and looked a class above the best footballers going around.

Do yourself a favour...

Thanks for posting this. Such a fast game, umpires got on with it without all the crap and posing (ball-ups immediately). Hardly any merch in the crowd. Commentators commentating. Goal kicking and skills great also. Hard at it, pure football.


Obviously this was a high-level game being State teams but so good to see.

 

[yaco55]

I Wouldn't waste bandwith posting Scorpio's thoughts on EFC - Mostly posts when EFC loses - Strange about that.

 

[Lore]

May not be available due to 'delayed onset muscle soreness'... which seems to be code for a bruise/corkie/intramuscular bleeding of varying degrees?

“Jake also got treated on his hamstrings as he does from time to time. We scanned that this week and it showed high-grade DOMS.

“We’ll just be tracking him day by day in terms of his availability for the match.”

Star defender in the mix

Two-time All Australian Michael Hurley is in the mix to return for Essendon’s crucial clash with Fremantle.

www.essendonfc.com.au

 

[eth-dog]

Ah DOMS. I used to get that when I had to play more than half a game

 

[Mercurial89]

May not be available due to 'delayed onset muscle soreness'... which seems to be code for a bruise/corkie/intramuscular bleeding of varying degrees?

Star defender in the mix

Two-time All Australian Michael Hurley is in the mix to return for Essendon’s crucial clash with Fremantle.

www.essendonfc.com.au

No way he has actual DOMS and is a chance to miss because of it. He's carrying a strain or bleed, just ******* tell us that.

 

[Darealrath]

Who was the Freo dickhead that didn't get it and tried to act all tough when Stringer and Hamling were having a bit of ex teammate banter after a goal?

 

[doug85]

Glad he was able to play despite the DOMS (Delayed Onset Mudbutt Soreness). Only 13 possessions but was instrumental. He’s one of our most important players now.

 

[carnthedons]

Essendon players?
Shepherd?
you mad.

Does David Myers blocking count?

 

[Mr Bultitude]

Just quietly this is his first finals campaign since '16. Hope the bloke is starving next Thursday.

 

[Doss]

Dunno about starving, he probably won’t play a good game if he hasn’t eaten something.