Banter 27th November 2019, the day the Dow family celebrated knowing at least 1 of their sons would be playing for a successful club with great culture.

[Michaels]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Blues or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[tigs2010]

Are we playing Blues? Fml #eco

 

[sante]

Is this AFLW?

 

[LC_15]

When a carlton supporter is born. Is he already on parole?

 

[tigs2010]

Is this AFLW?

No. We will win this.

 

[djspank]

Chris Yarran never played a game for us, still a better pickup than Cunningham, we won that trade

 

[Tiger Toffee]

Hey FRUMPY i have to be a good liitle boy for a while so all the best thursday week and may the umpires do well

PS: send obeanie my best as i believe he has me on ignore hahahahahaha

 

[FRUMPY]

Hey FRUMPY i have to be a good liitle boy for a while so all the best thursday week and may the umpires do well

PS: send obeanie my best as i believe he has me on ignore hahahahahaha

I would but i may be in the same boat (ignored) - disappointing when they cant handle a bit of banter/discussion.

Thanks for the well wishes, think we may need them

 

[richoatthedisco]

What do you mean 'at least', Michaels ? Is Paddy a chance to be traded you reckon? Maybe we will give him a shot on the rookie list when he's delisted.

 

[Michaels]

What do you mean 'at least', Michaels ? Is Paddy a chance to be traded you reckon? Maybe we will give him a shot on the rookie list when he's delisted.

Making room for him as a mid season rookie pick as he will become disinterested at the blues soon and shut up shop forcing them to get rid of him.

 

[Cdog71]

Carltons best Picks

 

[richoatthedisco]

Making room for him as a mid season rookie pick as he will become disinterested at the blues soon and shut up shop forcing them to get rid of him.

He's a top-3 pick who averages 14 touches a game. which is both good and bad. Bad, because that's pretty pathetically low, and good, because he's such a terrible user of the footy you don't want it in his hands if you're a Cartoon fan. Is there such a thing as a decoy midfielder?

 

[HTT]

 

[richoatthedisco]

Just so you know guys, I am about to take one for the team and watch the replay of the Bloosers Marsh Crap game so I can write a somewhat informed preview. This is the BigFooty equivalent of a soldier diving on a grenade to save his platoon, so I expect some kind of medal, mods.

 

[Marcel Proust]

i miss sos

 

[Marcel Proust]

He's a top-3 pick who averages 14 touches a game. which is both good and bad. Bad, because that's pretty pathetically low, and good, because he's such a terrible user of the footy you don't want it in his hands if you're a Cartoon fan. Is there such a thing as a decoy midfielder?

i wonder if richmond will chase him?

 

[richoatthedisco]

i wonder if richmond will chase him?

No need. #wehavethebetterdow

 

[Marcel Proust]

No need. #wehavethebetterdow

narrator: they did not

 

[tigs2010]

Just so you know guys, I am about to take one for the team and watch the replay of the Bloosers Marsh Crap game so I can write a somewhat informed preview. This is the BigFooty equivalent of a soldier diving on a grenade to save his platoon, so I expect some kind of medal, mods.

Just make sure you take note in the preview that their clearances were deliberately down to give the backline a taste of an incoming tsunami because they’ve never been exposed to that type of game.

 

[captain blood 17]

Always love JLT3 before the real stuff starts.

 

[Chunky09]

In b4 Carlton blames covid19 on the result
edit....in b4 covid19 lines up at centre half forward for Carlton

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Carltons best Picks

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[NaturalDisaster]

Is this the game where Carlton play their grand final only to lose their next 5 by 50+ points?

 

[Roachy8]

Even though Charlie Curnow won’t be playing, somehow he will still manage to kick 5 arsey lazy joe-the-goose goals and be hailed the next big thing by Slobbo et al.

 

[captain blood 17]

There are Carlton posters out there that still think they need Simmo in their team. I hope he plays and we put Shai on him.