AFL Player 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Milanista28]

Gotta give him a chance to respond? He either does or he doesn't. We're all gonna die one day.

 

[ghostdog]

I don't care if they think Tsatas isn't ready. At least it's a change of scenery.

 

[JayJ20]

Enough is enough. If we're a serious club, then he's playing VFL next week.

 

[Booplaz]

Was it Dave Myers who dropped himself? Needs to give Darcy a call…

 

[naraku]

The game- and his body- has passed him by.
I'll take a late 3rd for him at this point. FMD, I'd take a 4th.

 

[FlyingV]

Gotta give him a chance to respond? He either does or he doesn't. We're all gonna die one day.

This is the new club mantra: oh well, we’re all going to die someday

 

[Milanista28]

Contracted until 2029? Ooft

 

[craffles]

We are really missing Setterfield as the big bodied defensive mid. Give Parish another game in the 1s but if he doesn’t respond let him find some form in the magoos

 

[SpeckieMcVeigh]

Watched Parish closely after watching Tsatas closely earlier today. There is nothing the former can do that the latter can't at this stage of their respective careers. But at least Tsatas had 6 tackles.

Parish completely vanished until the last 2 mins of the game.

****ing deplorable that he's being gifted games.

 

[BomberTime]

Should give him the rest of the season to respond.

 

[Westlo]

Can't believe Sullivan tagged Parish and Merrett at the same time.

 

[gillon]

Delist and take the cap hit while we can afford it.

 

[Westlo]

Delist and take the cap hit while we can afford it.

The Miami Dolphins method lol.

They're so ****ed next year on cap but have 6 picks in the top 100 and a massive amount of cap space.... seeing the new GM act like this after a decade of incompetence from Grier....

 

[Clark G]

Should give him the rest of the season to respond.

Don’t give the coach some funny ideas!

 

[katana]

had a great preseason i hear.

 

[Darealrath]

Looks like he's running on quicksand.

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

Absolutely putrid yet again. Time to make a stand and sack him for good. Not even sure he'd make an impact in the VFL at the moment...

 

[dalecooper]

just name him vfl captain let him play at windy hill every week for the next four years, unless some club is dumb enough to give us a 4th rounder

 

[Snake Charmer]

The game- and his body- has passed him by.
I'll take a late 3rd for him at this point. FMD, I'd take a 4th.

I’d give a club a third to take him and his contract

 

[ghostdog]

Watched Parish closely after watching Tsatas closely earlier today. There is nothing the former can do that the latter can't at this stage of their respective careers. But at least Tsatas had 6 tackles.

Parish completely vanished until the last 2 mins of the game.

****ing deplorable that he's being gifted games.

69% ToG. There must be a reason.

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

Thought he had 1 good quarter against the hawks and has been ass since. i was a big fan...

 

[FootyGuru]

69% ToG. There must be a reason.

Scott’s starting to turn on him I suspect.

 

[Skipper_]

I’ll never forget you 2021 Darcy Parish

3

Darcy Parish

Age

28

Ht

180cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.4

5star

K

9.2

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.1

4star

D

22.2

5star

K

7.6

3star

HB

14.6

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.6

5star

…

 

[ghostdog]

Scott’s starting to turn on him I suspect.

Looks like something's up. Nothing our club does surprises me anymore.

 

[eth-dog]

The amount of times I saw this guy just stand in no man's land, 10 metres from the mark today was genuinely shocking