Past #32: Mason Wood - 65 NM games/76 NM goals - delisted end '20 - SSP selection for STK '21 - GL Mase

[Roo Beauty]

So you'd advise us to leaf it well alone?

Wood you stop please?

 

[Le Grille]

The pun business is branching out all over this board


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[Hearts to hearts]

So, poor injury management is the root of the problem?

 

[Firestarter]

So, poor injury management is the root of the problem?

The seed of discontent has long been planted.

 

[TheBuzz]

Two weeks.

 

[The Other Dean]

Why does every ******* thread turn into a pun festival.

Well, you won't find me trying to ply Wood puns.

Happy to palm that crap off to you guys.

Back on topic....while I don't mean to sound hard-on a 'Boner the quality of Wood, I've had enough of this s**t. If he gets injured or dies one more time, at season end I will be declaring him trade bait, in a thread entitled "How much buck would a good club chuck, if a good club could pluck Wood?"

 

[Black2Blue]

MODS!

Time to start carding folks for excessive punning with intent to harm....

 

[shintemaster]

Two weeks.

Two by four weeks.

 

[Firestarter]

Two by four weeks.

Two to the power of four.

 

[Frank Thring]

Im getting sick of all these buns. PUNS, I meant PUNS.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Im getting sick of all these buns. PUNS, I meant PUNS.

This thread reminds me of the time I entered the Best Pun competition ten times in the hope of winning but in the end no pun in ten did.

 

[shintemaster]

This thread reminds me of the time I entered the Best Pun competition ten times in the hope of winning but in the end no pun in ten did.

Keep chipping away mate.

 

[Kimbo]

MODS!

Time to start carding folks for excessive punning with intent to harm....

Calm down. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that no-one has intent to harm, despite being barking mad. It's nice, in any case, to see the pun territory branching out.

 

[Le Grille]

This kind of humour will karri us through the pre season

 

[Heaps of fun]

Can't we just stick to footy?

 

[Le Grille]

Do you think playing in summer is sapling our energy?

 

[Kimbo]

This kind of humour will karri us through the pre season

It gives me a giant tingle, that's for sure.

 

[Kimbo]

Can't we just stick to footy?

Nah, that'd go against the grain.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Keep chipping away mate.

It'll twig for him eventually.

 

[Le Grille]

God damn I log in to see this

 

[Arden]

Wood

 

[Firestarter]

God damn I log in to see this

You mean god dam?

 

[shintemaster]

Wood

I don't get it.

wait a minute... that's not what I meant.

 

[Kimbo]

MODS!

Time to start carding folks for excessive punning with intent to harm....

A better approach might be to amend the thread title to:

#32 Mason Wood - viewer discretion advised: thread contains excessive punning

 

[Heaps of fun]

At first I didn't like these wood jokes, now I'm a beaver.