4 blokes in a pub

[walshy1993]

4 blokes were standing in a pub, oneleft to go to the pissa

"so hows your son going?" one asked

"really good" answered the first bloke "he runs a mercedes dealership, he is going so well the the other day he gave someone a free brand new mercedes"

the seconds bloke goes "yeah my son has a furniture store, he is going so well that last week he gave someone a whole house worth free furniture"

the third bloke jumps in "yeah, well my son is running a travel agency, he is doing really good, he gave someone a free trip around the world last week"

meanwhile the 4th bloke walks out of the dunny, "so what are ya talking about?"
"our sons" one said

"oh ****, dont talk about my son"

"why not?" one asked

"oh ****, i just found out he is *** , im so disapointed, he is doing alright for himself though, last week he came home with a mercedes, a house full of furniture and a trip around the world"

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Hahahahahahahahaha




You can't say that.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

9/11

 

[DroopStDanny]

Rogèt walked into a bar, bistro, tavern, pub, lounge, inn, saloon, taproom, boozer, barroom, canteen, cocktail lounge, public house, rathskeller, alehouse, beer garden, drinkery, watering hole.

 

[perthblue]

Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a choice: lunch or a movie?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Rogèt walked into a bar, bistro, tavern, pub, lounge, inn, saloon, taproom, boozer, barroom, canteen, cocktail lounge, public house, rathskeller, alehouse, beer garden, drinkery, watering hole.

 

[HairyO]

17 year old single post gets necro'd. Impressive.

 

[FootyJunkie]

2001, glory days of BigFooty and no shitty Tel$tra disease on the AFL website

 

[JW Frogen]

Two blokes were in a pub.

"I am having a hard time mate, none of this makes sense to me."

"Not to worry, it does not make sense to me either, but I am here for you mate."

 

[SwampCreature]

I’m so glad those sons have found someone special. What lovely boys their dads must be proud.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

In my old pub 30 ks from the city . Some Friday nights 4 blokes in a car would turn up to fight locals

They would be on speed. Drink a few pints of west end while collecting intelligence for when they launched thier assault.