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Lavfarkde?New hair is style!
Jyle Lavfarkde
Nah Longfark is in, you know what the club is like with team sheets and forms. Couldn’t organise a * in a brothel.I can't help but feel we'll never so Longfark, even that Langford bloke got a gig ahead of him.
Deserves his own thread.Jyle Lavfarkde
Word is we're keen on him as a potential cat b international rookie from FinlandJyle Lavfarkde
You've jinxed us nowLangford’s in. we could probably close this down now as a mark of respect.
#missionaccomplished
Yep, thread must remain until Longfark wins a Charlie.You've jinxed us now
For Longfark?Inb4 Langford is a late out.
not 634-5789?No Longfark, no Essendon. Need a win? Dyle 56643175.
Hird started mentoring Langers somewhere about round 4-5...
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl...ecome-the-next-big-thing-20180815-p4zxpx.htmlhttps://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl...ecome-the-next-big-thing-20180815-p4zxpx.html
The jig is up Dyle, you've given yourself away. Where is Kyle? In your basement?I want to be a Kyle kind of thing.
Bombers turn to estranged forward/mid/back/utility/interchange specialist for Country Game with Cats
Bamien Darrett, 30th April, 5.00pm
Essendon's injury woes to its forward stocks were dealt another significant blow with the news that former Cat Mitch Brown would be unavailable for the next month due to a fractured wrist. His most likely replacement, Jayden Laverde, suffered a minor hamstring strain in the VFL equivalent of ANZAC Day against Collingwood, and is said to be "extremely frustrated" that his legs are made out of of swiss cheese.
As such, coach John Worsfold has turned to a true revelation from 2018 in cult hero, Dyle Longfark. The impressive forward/mid/back/utility/interchange specialist has been in the football wilderness since August last year, but according to Worsfold, "desperate times call for Longfark measures".
The notoriously private Longfark was not keen to speak to reporters outside Essendon's Tullamarine training base this morning, but offered a small statement in reference to his sudden re-appearance in the red and black.
"Shaun Ryan is a hack and Stephenson dropped it. De Goey is a knobjockey. Pennis and also dicke and balls", exclaimed Longfark as he somehow moonwalked up the stairs at The Hangar.
While it is unknown where Longfark will line up this weekend, it's sure to be a welcome return to the side, who's horrible fans deserve to all burn in hell for booing a champ.
Did chortle.He's back!