The Other Dean
Slack Motherf*cker
Will be interesting but if it's a success it will be hard to figure out how much is Brad Scott, how much is North Melbourne and how much is the fact that we're not Gold Coast.
As BNR alludes, I don't think you can ever underestimate the latter. They're an absolute shambles.
And the 'regular reader of this forum' in me tells me that the first two options won't gain a whole lot of traction around here, so I'll definitely have a sneaky $500 on option (c), please.