In the spirit of the Aaron Black Airbus & other random conveyances, I bring you.....the Ben Jacobs Dodgem Car.
I see potential in the lad so I'll take the drivers seat (possibly by default) & welcome you all along for the ride. There's room for one adult or two children in the passengers seat along with as many as can hang on to the pole along the back & sides, with the possibility of getting burnt if reaching too high.
Those scared &/or short sighted can live a bruise free life & watch from behind the safety barriers.
Be prepared to fly in any direction at any time, even backwards if the car gets in too much traffic or loses control which could happen, again........ at any time. Those strong of conviction, willing to commit & ride the bumps along with wearing the occasional belting will be in for the ride of their life.
Beep Beep!!!