Retired # 5: Devon Smith - Hanging up the boots - Thanks for everything Devon! - 12/8

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2023
Last Game Played: Round 11, 2022 (inj)
Injury Status: Mid-season knee surgery no time frame yet - 15/6

My Boy Draft 2022: Claim here

 

[Milanista28]

It's Fogdog who is reporting it, I know how you all love him.

 

[rumply]

Better a bicep than a calf I suppose

 

[eDPS]

It's Fogdog who is reporting it, I know how you all love him.

We love him as much as we all love Jade

 

[boncer34]

It's Fogdog who is reporting it.

Oh so its actually Tippa and he's done an ankle.

 

[Jade]

It's Fogdog who is reporting it, I know how you all love him.

I’m amazed he found the time around his heavy trans fats sessions to report anything.

 

[Haychh]

On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Jade]

Will people just relax FFS.

It ‘could’ be a torn bicep.

IF he did it today, it wouldn’t have even been scanned yet to determine the extent of damage. Until you hear more you’re looking at anywhere from a 1-16 week injury.

Has the Merrett ‘knee’ been forgotten so quickly?

 

[Pweter]

Will people just relax FFS.

It ‘could’ be a torn bicep.

IF he did it today, it wouldn’t have even been scanned yet to determine the extent of damage. Until you hear more you’re looking at anywhere from a 1-16 week injury.

Has the Merrett ‘knee’ been forgotten so quickly?

He's out for 16 weeks? This ******* club!

 

[Howard Moon]

I blame aflx

 

[eDPS]

 

[Jade]

Shocked to be sitting here...

 

[Mercurial89]

I think a few people need to turn in their medical licences.

 

[EnolaGay]

This tweet is fake news until Fogdog says otherwise.

 

[blitzer]

I think most of us suffered a partial disruption to our hearts but fortunately the prognosis seems to be good.

 

[DERO]

Step down from the ledge B4L

 

[Milanista28]

I get bicep disruption reaching for the remote bi weekly, He'll be fine.

 

[eDPS]

Pleased to give you all a heart attack this lovely Friday

 

[Haychh]

 

[Lance Uppercut]

lol some on this board should really take a media-blackout break from all preseason news

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Minor in Essendon injury terms = 1 month

RIP Devon.

 

[Howard Moon]

how to report training ground injuries as a social media journo/hero - 101

Step one - find out which area of the body is affected
Step two- research the worst possible case injury that can affect said body part
Step three- craft dramatic tweet beginning with BREAKING: huge concern for player a, possible LTI to affected body part
Step four - work backward in severity from there
Step five - garner the clicks and likes.

 

[rumply]

 

[DapperDon]

wtf is a partial disruption?

did someone interrupt him and not finish their sentence?

 

[doug85]

Minor in Essendon injury terms = 1 month

RIP Devon.

If this is a joke it’s funny. If it’s serious it’s even funnier.

 

[blitzer]

I think we should describe any losses this season (if such an event occurs) as partial disruptions.