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Did anyone read his article in Saturday’s paper? He was comparing teams to countries and compared Port to Portugal.

He wouldn’t compare Adelaide to a country (and I am sorry I can’t remember the exact wording) because we are so touchy (referring to the West Adelaide controversy) and then added that there were lots of rogue missiles around.

I can only conclude that he was comparing Adelaide to North Korea.
More Rucci hypocrisy

When Port deny something Rucci immediately backs them up and argues against it with anyone on the basis that the PAFC said it was false.

When Adelaide publicly deny something Rucci just continues to sprout on about it and act like the AFC was lying.
 

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More Rucci hypocrisy

When Port deny something Rucci immediately backs them up and argues against it with anyone on the basis that the PAFC said it was false.

When Adelaide publicly deny something Rucci just continues to sprout on about it and act like the AFC was lying.
Agree, but comparing our club to North Korea? One of the "Axis of Evil"?
 
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Did anyone read his article in Saturday’s paper? He was comparing teams to countries and compared Port to Portugal.

He wouldn’t compare Adelaide to a country (and I am sorry I can’t remember the exact wording) because we are so touchy (referring to the West Adelaide controversy) and then added that there were lots of rogue missiles around.

I can only conclude that he was comparing Adelaide to North Korea.
I assume the comparison was: Port is Portugal. A country crippled by massive debts, negative growth and high unemployment, but always referring to former glories to convince itself that it's actually relevant.
 

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I assume the comparison was: Port is Portugal. A country crippled by massive debts, negative growth and high unemployment, but always referring to former glories to convince itself that it's actually relevant.
In all fairness Port-ugal was established in 1297...... About the same time that Port was. ;)
 

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If any club is comoared to North Korea it would be Port.

Kim Jong-Un would be proud of the way the Port Power Propoganda Machine (PPPM) spins any little success into the greatest triumph ever witnessed by humankind. And the Lemmings look on in awe.

Not to mention the "threat" of nuclear war being little more than a few redundant Cold War era misses launched to sea doing no harm to anyone.

Much like Port's appearance in Finals this year.
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What the **** is he babbling about? Seriously, that article is so chock full of horseshit it's unbelievable anyone would print it.

Priddis retired, but he's then going to come to the Crows on a 1 year deal (after he pulls some shit out his ass about us trying to lure him over last year?). And then Tippett is going to come back to SA and go to Port? Good lord.
 
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If any club is comoared to North Korea it would be Port.

Kim Jong-Un would be proud of the way the Port Power Propoganda Machine (PPPM) spins any little success into the greatest triumph ever witnessed by humankind. And the Lemmings loom on in awe.

Not to mention the "threat" of nuclear war being little more than a few redundant Cold War era misses launched to sea doing no harm to anyone.

Much like Port's appearance in Finals this year.
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North Korea indoctrinate the 'Juche' ideology and Port propagate the similar 'Douche' ideology
 

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Far king LOL at Rootchi and Kornes' panic barracking and motivational speeches and advice on how to beat the Crows in the portvertiser today. Just go to the match and scream over the boundary fence you pair of turd polishing Portz sycophants. You're both ****ing embarrassing.
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Pretty hilarious how Rucci has tried to spun Justin Westhoff's re-signing to try and create a perception that Westoff had other teams beating down his door, but had turned down the free agency path in order to stay at Port.

PORT Adelaide swingman Justin Westhoff is off the AFL free agent list with a new deal at Alberton for next season.

“I love the club and had no interest in exploring free-agency,” said Westhoff, a 221-game player with Port Adelaide. This is my home and I’m very happy here."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...k=1219a33d2cdacad9ce3676a60c56db03-1501584069
 

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Pretty hilarious how Rucci has tried to spun Justin Westhoff's re-signing to try and create a perception that Westoff had other teams beating down his door, but had turned down the free agency path in order to stay at Port.

PORT Adelaide swingman Justin Westhoff is off the AFL free agent list with a new deal at Alberton for next season.

“I love the club and had no interest in exploring free-agency,” said Westhoff, a 221-game player with Port Adelaide. This is my home and I’m very happy here."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...k=1219a33d2cdacad9ce3676a60c56db03-1501584069
LOL "had no interest in exploring free agency" LOLOL. Free agency had absolutely no interest in exploring Westhoff more like it.
 

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Pretty hilarious how Rucci has tried to spun Justin Westhoff's re-signing to try and create a perception that Westoff had other teams beating down his door, but had turned down the free agency path in order to stay at Port.

PORT Adelaide swingman Justin Westhoff is off the AFL free agent list with a new deal at Alberton for next season.

“I love the club and had no interest in exploring free-agency,” said Westhoff, a 221-game player with Port Adelaide. This is my home and I’m very happy here."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...k=1219a33d2cdacad9ce3676a60c56db03-1501584069
Triggered a clause in his contract apparently lol. What a spud he is.
 

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Pretty hilarious how Rucci has tried to spun Justin Westhoff's re-signing to try and create a perception that Westoff had other teams beating down his door, but had turned down the free agency path in order to stay at Port.

PORT Adelaide swingman Justin Westhoff is off the AFL free agent list with a new deal at Alberton for next season.

“I love the club and had no interest in exploring free-agency,” said Westhoff, a 221-game player with Port Adelaide. This is my home and I’m very happy here."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...k=1219a33d2cdacad9ce3676a60c56db03-1501584069
Great news.

Spudhoff should be delist material. All this will do is deny getting games into a young tall instead (literally anyone else would do).

Thanks Kern:thumbsu:
 

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Great news.

Spudhoff should be delist material. All this will do is deny getting games into a young tall instead (literally anyone else would do).

Thanks Kern:thumbsu:
Hey, Westhoff is Port's most important player. Who else can they chuck down back when they're getting pantsed? It's the only move in Kerns playbook.
 
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