Past #6: Jason Horne-Francis [Part II] - NM trade JHF & #1 for Sheezel, Wardlaw, CHarvey & PA 2023 1st - you were never one of us

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This bloke is/was even more disliked by the players than I realised.

Wont say who, but one of my cousins was hanging out with the some of the boys recently. They were giving him s**t for not going to enough games, anyway, one of the boys goes “If you only go to one game next year make sure it’s against Port….no one wants to get weeks but it will be on.”
 
Saw this on the NMCTAF Facebook page:
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I don't know the show, not that I'll let it stop me.


Ken Kinkley: [ bemused] Is it bring a Poort supporting bum to training today?
Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [ crying] Ohh stop it Mr Kinkley I am Jason Horne Fabian Francis and this is my mother Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis.
Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [angry] leave him alone Kenny ya campaigner.
Ken Kinkley: [ reels back in horror} wtf
JHFF: [ between sobs] mummy the leg warmers you made for me are making my legs itchy.
JHFF mother: [ tilts her head and the rolls of skin double, half cutting off her voice box] She wheezes, when we get home I'll rub moisturiser all over you.
JHFF: [ eyes light up] really he says. Even the special area?
JHFF mummy: [ smiles] yes even there unless Fabian wants to do it.
JHFF: oh goody can we go home now, I don't like training.

Good grief, this has taken an unexpected turn .

oh well
 
I don't know the show, not that I'll let it stop me.


Ken Kinkley: [ bemused] Is it bring a Poort supporting bum to training today?
Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [ crying] Ohh stop it Mr Kinkley I am Jason Horne Fabian Francis and this is my mother Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis.
Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [angry] leave him alone Kenny ya campaigner.
Ken Kinkley: [ reels back in horror} wtf
JHFF: [ between sobs] mummy the leg warmers you made for me are making my legs itchy.
JHFF mother: [ tilts her head and the rolls of skin double, half cutting off her voice box] She wheezes, when we get home I'll rub moisturiser all over you.
JHFF: [ eyes light up] really he says. Even the special area?
JHFF mummy: [ smiles] yes even there unless Fabian wants to do it.
JHFF: oh goody can we go home now, I don't like training.

Good grief, this has taken an unexpected turn .

oh well
Who needs the ice bath the most? JHFF or those following TAO's modern classic depicting the most heated romance since Rhonda and Ketut?
 
I don't know the show, not that I'll let it stop me.


Ken Kinkley: [ bemused] Is it bring a Poort supporting bum to training today?
Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [ crying] Ohh stop it Mr Kinkley I am Jason Horne Fabian Francis and this is my mother Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis.
Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [angry] leave him alone Kenny ya campaigner.
Ken Kinkley: [ reels back in horror} wtf
JHFF: [ between sobs] mummy the leg warmers you made for me are making my legs itchy.
JHFF mother: [ tilts her head and the rolls of skin double, half cutting off her voice box] She wheezes, when we get home I'll rub moisturiser all over you.
JHFF: [ eyes light up] really he says. Even the special area?
JHFF mummy: [ smiles] yes even there unless Fabian wants to do it.
JHFF: oh goody can we go home now, I don't like training.

Good grief, this has taken an unexpected turn .

oh well
You inspired me to go back to GPT-3 to see what it can do with this.

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I don't know the show, not that I'll let it stop me.


Ken Kinkley: [ bemused] Is it bring a Poort supporting bum to training today?
Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [ crying] Ohh stop it Mr Kinkley I am Jason Horne Fabian Francis and this is my mother Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis.
Mrs Jason Horne Fabian Francis: [angry] leave him alone Kenny ya campaigner.
Ken Kinkley: [ reels back in horror} wtf
JHFF: [ between sobs] mummy the leg warmers you made for me are making my legs itchy.
JHFF mother: [ tilts her head and the rolls of skin double, half cutting off her voice box] She wheezes, when we get home I'll rub moisturiser all over you.
JHFF: [ eyes light up] really he says. Even the special area?
JHFF mummy: [ smiles] yes even there unless Fabian wants to do it.
JHFF: oh goody can we go home now, I don't like training.

Good grief, this has taken an unexpected turn .

oh well
Actually gpt-3 finished off your scene pretty well too.

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