I think best recipe for cooking
Daniher is firstly to go to the butchers shop and purchase some fresh
Ham.
The butchers name is
Stewart, but he's not an athlete an certainly not a
Jok, he is distinctive though by the fact that he wears a large butchers
Gown. The butchers shop is near
Myers and we like the butcher very
Mutch
Take the Ham home and infuse with
Lavender, then place the
Ham and
Daniher in the fry pan and fry off gently until the outer skin goes light
Brown.
Then chuck it in the oven for 2 hours, and if you feel so disposed its during this time you can visit the
Hooker down the road - her name is
Margaret.
Once you've done the deed with
Margaret best you go to the
Parish and repent your sins, but be sure you get back home to take the cooked
Ham and
Daniher out of the oven. Let them rest and given its near the end of a
Long Dea you deserve to put your feet up and relax - so head out to the porch and put your feet up but be sure to use some
Mosquito repellent so the lively little buggers don't eat you alive