Past #6: Taylor Garner - delisted end '21 - 49 NM games/37 NM goals - go well Garns

[RobZombie]

Let’s say the original height 186/187 has a level of accuracy from the combine (which I thought Garner missed). I had a mate grow 2 or 3 inches after he was 18.

Taylor is clearly 190/191 which makes him even more interesting given his over head ability and pace

He’s taller than me and I’m about 182. I’d be surprised if he was 190+ though.

 

[The Warlord]

Guys,just saw TG, Luke and Libba Jr, with some girls, sitting in a park in Thornbury doing nangs.

There was a silver carpet of dead Nang canisters surrounding them, four feet wie and about 20cm deep.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Guys,just saw TG, Luke and Libba Jr, with some girls, sitting in a park in Thornbury doing bangs.

Update:

Apparently TG just rode off on the back of a motor bike being ridden by Jordan De Goey, whilst fondling a raw chicken named "Boris"!

 

[The Warlord]

Now TG and Luke are using the BBQs in park to wash up some coke.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Now TG and Luke are using the BBQs in park to wash up some coke.

 

[Jesslc]

I heard the new underbelly series is titled 'Underbelly: The Tale of Two Dogs'. It follows the lives of TG and Lmac as they have one beer on Christmas Day with their families.

Rated R.

 

[Val Keating]

Hammys must be ok

 

[andana]

I can hear the twang from here - might have been the rope.

 

[Groin guru]

Hammys must be ok

 

[Val Keating]

I know right, he’s holding the rope like he’s going for a ski. Both hands on top bro!

 

[Johnny99]

I would play TG off a half back. He has speed. A good mark. Good disposal. Agression and plenty of it. And reads the play well. He would be perfect running of the hb line....I reckon playing forward puts too much pressure on Taylors hammies.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Hammys must be ok

Legs look strong

 

[GarnerSmash]

Legs look strong

Image from Oct 2017...

That said, I saw him on the track before Christmas and he looked in good nik.

 

[Val Keating]

Imagine a fit Taylor Garner this season

 

[Kimbo]

Imagine a fit Taylor Garner this season

Trying reeeeaal hard, but it's not easy.

 

[brettman135]

I would play TG off a half back. He has speed. A good mark. Good disposal. Agression and plenty of it. And reads the play well. He would be perfect running of the hb line....I reckon playing forward puts too much pressure on Taylors hammies.

Don't think he is natural enough of an accumulator to play as a half back.

 

[Val Keating]

Don't think he is natural enough of an accumulator to play as a half back.

And the last thing we need is another HBFer, we’re also hanging out for a small forward that kicks goals. Garner kicks goals

 

[Tas]

And the last thing we need is another HBFer, we’re also hanging out for a small forward that kicks goals. Garner kicks goals

He is 1cm shorter than Ziebell, how tall do we consider "short" or is short not KPP?

Garner's best season was 2017 where he averaged 0.9 goals a game, which is about half of Wood's output and a lot of people are shitting on Wood for some reason. We don't have any genuine crumbing small forwards because we haven't recruited any genuine talent for ages, a bit like outside midfielders for us.

Anyway, I hope Garner comes good, he is 25 now and he has made a career out of doing rehab, at some point you would think he needs to be able to stay on the park or it will be cactus, lets hope he can hit a rich vein of form before he is eligible for retirement.

 

[koshari]

Imagine a fit Taylor Garner this season

Would be nice. But iam sticking to more attainable goals this year like world peace.

 

[Gasometer]

If he isn’t on the front cover of North News he will be fine ...actually where is my North News from last year?

 

[Hojuman]

Imagine a fit Taylor Garner this season

" lmagine there's no hammies,
it's easy if you try....."

 

[King Corey]

Pretty bullish about Garner now based on his wakeboarding 2 years ago.

 

[The Warlord]

Did Carmelo Anthony ever get back to him?

 

[King Corey]

Did Carmelo Anthony ever get back to him?

Nah. Too busy with his neurosurgery practice.

 

[SnowyontheTram]

Image from Oct 2017...

That said, I saw him on the track before Christmas and he looked in good nik.

Also saw date of Oct 2017 and gave him a pass. Then remembered he didn’t play a senior game in 2018 .........