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[JackNah_8]

It's a shame Dr Phil does not committed to his retirement plan. He is like Hewitt, doesn't go away.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Episode 19 with Elton Johns Wig

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
S23. I won the EKA you know! A great vintage responsible for Phenom, Tony Lynn 15 Coach etc.
I debuted with the Hawks and was there for one season. One season at Mt Buller, and since then I've been at the Wonders.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I don't know the answer to that because I'm at the bar.
Always go to the bar, smash a couple of pints, then grab a few stubbies and take them back and THEN have a shower. By that time they're all there.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Seriously, I have no idea. I mean, I'm an EKA Medalist, 3x All SFA, 2x B&F winner, TFLUA_Tiger Medalist yada yada yada, so it's not like I'm short on highlights. But I think my highlight would be other people, and the media created. BRAB 's STORM thread, Noobz0r with his cartoon series, Harolad's stuff. I love the media.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Current, ok. Well, ruling people out first. Tony, KohPhi and Coach can FRO because those dicks won't even have me over for dumplings.
No teammates because I want to mix it up. I don't think I'd drag old blokes that have been around for ages who I like so no TFW , Noobz types. No religion so No Caz. I'd want a laugh and also a drink so I'll say comewhatmay, manangatang, pants and Ned_Flanders

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Only briefly. And it wasn't because anything happened to me, but it was just toxic here for a while at the height of the BC war.
I think some people struggled with the ability to separate online and RL and it wasn't pretty.
I was actually in PM's with some BC guys at the time, and I was sweet with it all and bore no ill will.
But just got sick of some people not letting it go. Conflict is what keeps this place alive. Just don't take it so ******* seriously, jesus.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
The reason why we're here. Love it, so many funny bastards in here.
That is a long list, and I will miss plenty so apologies. Off the top of my head you, Tony Lynn 15 (not tony lynn Wayno), KohPhi, Ned_Flanders, TJASTA, turbo, Harvey Manfrenjensenden brahj, pants, philreich, JWS , Agent93..geez, heaps of them.

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Pants has been around longer than me and Noobz ya clown Elton Johns Wig.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Pants has been around longer than me and Noobz ya clown Elton Johns Wig.

Difference is, he's funny.

 

[philreich]

It's a shame Dr Phil does not committed to his retirement plan. He is like Hewitt, doesn't go away.

I'll consider it when TedDougChris becomes a premiership captain......

 

[KohPhi]

Difference is, he's funny.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Difference is, he's funny.

1. Correct.
2. It's not a difference you fetid ****.
3. This is irrelevant.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

1. Correct.
2. It's not a difference you fetid ****.
3. This is irrelevant.

 

[TedDougChris]

I'll consider it when TedDougChris becomes a premiership captain......

 

[JackNah_8]

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This better happen.

 

[TedDougChris]

This better happen.

Me doing a sad walk ?? Happens regularly....

 

[JackNah_8]

N

Me doing a sad walk ?? Happens regularly....

No.. the other one

 

[TedDougChris]

N
No.. the other one

I like your optimism !!

 

[JackNah_8]

I like your optimism !!

Let's win!


2020 Thiem Roys

 

[Far Kern]

Episode 20 with philreich

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I joined the Demons in season 23, and then moved to the Swamprats the following season. I've been at the Swamp ever since.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
We only ever shower after a premiership, so it's a pretty rare event.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Season 27 premiership - it's why we play the game, right?

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?

1. Gotta say Far Kern - my premiership captain at the Rats. He's been a terrific influence on everybody at The Underground.
2. Antonio BlueVein - he's not everybody's cup of tea, but he and I regularly share a laugh.
3. Dingster - my regular SFA sparring partner.
4. NaturalDisaster - so I can spike his drink LOL.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I recently told JackNah_8 that I'd think about pulling the pin after the Gold Coast Suns win a flag, so I guess I'll be here for a while yet, as I love the place.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Have to say KohPhi and Norma Lee Ava from the Bombers. They're both very clever posters, and you never know what's gonna come next.

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philreich

Whilst it is lovely to read such nice words, you have been far more important to me than the other way around.

You have at all times helped me, continue to stand up when needed, and are far more suited to the job than I. I seriously can’t be bothered with the rules shit. Hurry up.

It’s a much better arrangement. You’re better at it, you’ll be really good at it, and nothing changes for me. I’ll keep slugging away and being me.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 21 with Norma Lee Ava

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 23 after being groomed and seduced by Matera92...he loves a beer BTW



I have played for the Las Vegas Bears and Baghdad Bombers.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Usually those on the bench for indiscretions like far king up a team sheet or posting a lewd picture...so to answer your question... WaynesWorld19 and Tony Lynn 15.
Having said that, I have been the beneficiary of one early shower after being benched deep in the last quarter against the Dragons in S27 for flashing my dairy air at some Scaley in the Cheer squad who paid me out big time as I lined up for goal from the second row in the Adeel Pocket. It was sight to behold....not my bum but this inside out checkside punt that floated over the umpires turban to the rapturous cheers of the harem.
Anywhos...I digress.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
OMA...It's pretty hard to select one!
Ummm...going on a date with Dingster in S24 was memorable; he was such a gentleman.



and Bailing Antonio BlueVein s Mum out of Banhammer Prison in S28 was memorable...cost me my match payment for the following 6 weeks. She still hasn't paid me back!



4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
NaturalDisaster he's a killer chef, Tigerturbulance can provide the lovemuscle, CALL ME SNAKE can drink me under the table ,and CazC30 can do the dishes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Actually as of Round 4, I have quit the SFA for an undetermined period. I posted my definition of a Natural Disaster in Tony Lynn's Dictionary and it was deleted because a moderator (faceless, of course) thought I was 'playing the moderator' and not the persona a bit like this graphic below.



The great man himself wasn't even offended...just the squib holding the Banhammer (faceless of course)
It was humour FFS...wit. Not even Adsense has this type of glassjaw! Anywho..that enough salt from me...Go the Bombers...you can't silence all of us.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Top 3?
Tigerturbulance - some of his supreme shooped graphics make me damp with laughter.
CALL ME SNAKE - His sublime wit makes me want to barrack for the Saints.
KohPhi - The SFAs gif-meister always gives me a giggle.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

philreich

Whilst it is lovely to read such nice words, you have been far more important to me than the other way around.

You have at all times helped me, continue to stand up when needed, and are far more suited to the job than I. I seriously can’t be bothered with the rules shit. Hurry up.

It’s a much better arrangement. You’re better at it, you’ll be really good at it, and nothing changes for me. I’ll keep slugging away and being me.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 22 with WaynesWorld19

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Started S26 along with Cadaver , TheInjuryFactory , and Barrybran .....started with the Dragons for a season, transferring to the Bombers

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Oh that's easy .... KohPhi & CALL ME SNAKE .....those guys are always keen on show & tell
Must say though .....they are impressive

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I think without doubt, my resignation from the Bombers last season ....it was a matter of principle, I'm a great supporter of the M2 movement .....and certain shower freaks, were still requesting "massages" in return for prime positions in the team
This is why you've never seen me occupy a Prime Position at the Bombers ......but I could see the young Rookies Riviat & Requiem confused ....it was my duty to look after there futures

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I like a diversity of views at a party, not all similar thinking
Tony Lynn 15 always has an unusual slant on most topics ...... Ned_Flanders because he'll take the opposite position on most topics ..... The Half Back long an adversary of mine, i still find him fascinating ....and finally philreich to add a balance of humor & good guy, to the other antagonists
I'm sure you'd agree, most would like to be a fly on the wall at that Dinner

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Not really .....when I get to a point that I feel I'm spinning my wheels, I might ..... I certainly am not keen to change clubs much more than what I have (2)
There are days or weeks, where we all don't feel in the mood or have RL pressures ..... I'd urge all players to take time off where you feel ....freshen up a bit, come back & enjoy this great Community

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
I'm really not a guy that chuckles at comedic stuff much ..... Norma Lee Ava 's stuff I absolutely love ....Really enjoy beez & JoshWoodenSpoon slant on things .....and AuntyBlindEye is a real up & comer
It's not appropriate to name too many of my Bombers Teammates .....but they are the reason I'm here ....they make me laugh & I thoroughly enjoy their company ......but IMO an oft undervalued, really funny guy ...is CALL ME SNAKE

 

[Blacky]

Episode 21 with Norma Lee Ava

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 23 after being groomed and seduced by Matera92...he loves a beer BTW

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I have played for the Las Vegas Bears and Baghdad Bombers.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Usually those on the bench for indiscretions like far king up a team sheet or posting a lewd picture...so to answer your question... WaynesWorld19 and Tony Lynn 15.
Having said that, I have been the beneficiary of one early shower after being benched deep in the last quarter against the Dragons in S27 for flashing my dairy air at some Scaley in the Cheer squad who paid me out big time as I lined up for goal from the second row in the Adeel Pocket. It was sight to behold....not my bum but this inside out checkside punt that floated over the umpires turban to the rapturous cheers of the harem.
Anywhos...I digress.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
OMA...It's pretty hard to select one!
Ummm...going on a date with Dingster in S24 was memorable; he was such a gentleman.

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and Bailing Antonio BlueVein s Mum out of Banhammer Prison in S28 was memorable...cost me my match payment for the following 6 weeks. She still hasn't paid me back!

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4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
NaturalDisaster he's a killer chef, Tigerturbulance can provide the lovemuscle, CALL ME SNAKE can drink me under the table ,and CazC30 can do the dishes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Actually as of Round 4, I have quit the SFA for an undetermined period. I posted my definition of a Natural Disaster in Tony Lynn's Dictionary and it was deleted because a moderator (faceless, of course) thought I was 'playing the moderator' and not the persona a bit like this graphic below.

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The great man himself wasn't even offended...just the squib holding the Banhammer (faceless of course)
It was humour FFS...wit. Not even Adsense has this type of glassjaw! Anywho..that enough salt from me...Go the Bombers...you can't silence all of us.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Top 3?
Tigerturbulance - some of his supreme shooped graphics make me damp with laughter.
CALL ME SNAKE - His sublime wit makes me want to barrack for the Saints.
KohPhi - The SFAs gif-meister always gives me a giggle.

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This is hilarious

Calls the Mods glass jawed and then quits the league because someone deleted one of her posts.

Absolute light weight masquerading as a hero.

 

[AceAndy]

Episode 21 with Norma Lee Ava

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 23 after being groomed and seduced by Matera92...he loves a beer BTW

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I have played for the Las Vegas Bears and Baghdad Bombers.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Usually those on the bench for indiscretions like far king up a team sheet or posting a lewd picture...so to answer your question... WaynesWorld19 and Tony Lynn 15.
Having said that, I have been the beneficiary of one early shower after being benched deep in the last quarter against the Dragons in S27 for flashing my dairy air at some Scaley in the Cheer squad who paid me out big time as I lined up for goal from the second row in the Adeel Pocket. It was sight to behold....not my bum but this inside out checkside punt that floated over the umpires turban to the rapturous cheers of the harem.
Anywhos...I digress.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
OMA...It's pretty hard to select one!
Ummm...going on a date with Dingster in S24 was memorable; he was such a gentleman.

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and Bailing Antonio BlueVein s Mum out of Banhammer Prison in S28 was memorable...cost me my match payment for the following 6 weeks. She still hasn't paid me back!

View attachment 831098

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
NaturalDisaster he's a killer chef, Tigerturbulance can provide the lovemuscle, CALL ME SNAKE can drink me under the table ,and CazC30 can do the dishes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Actually as of Round 4, I have quit the SFA for an undetermined period. I posted my definition of a Natural Disaster in Tony Lynn's Dictionary and it was deleted because a moderator (faceless, of course) thought I was 'playing the moderator' and not the persona a bit like this graphic below.

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The great man himself wasn't even offended...just the squib holding the Banhammer (faceless of course)
It was humour FFS...wit. Not even Adsense has this type of glassjaw! Anywho..that enough salt from me...Go the Bombers...you can't silence all of us.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Top 3?
Tigerturbulance - some of his supreme shooped graphics make me damp with laughter.
CALL ME SNAKE - His sublime wit makes me want to barrack for the Saints.
KohPhi - The SFAs gif-meister always gives me a giggle.

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Wow didnt realise Norma Lee Ava had quit the SFA.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This is hilarious

Calls the Mods glass jawed and then quits the league because someone deleted one of her posts.

Absolute light weight masquerading as a hero.

Has quit the league and is still getting played as a rover. You'd hate to be a young Bomber trying to get a look in.

 

[VainGlorious]

This is hilarious

Calls the Mods glass jawed and then quits the league because someone deleted one of her posts.

Absolute light weight masquerading as a hero.

Has quit the league and is still getting played as a rover. You'd hate to be a young Bomber trying to get a look in.

I think the mods do a great job on this site, as tough as that job as that may be.
I didn’t think the post in question was that bad, but it was removed, so it must’ve broken rules of some sort. Yes?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It would be just nice if the real mod Slim Shady would please stand up.

 

[pantskyle]

Who are these posters?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I think the mods do a great job on this site, as tough as that job as that may be.
I didn’t think the post in question was that bad, but it was removed, so it must’ve broken rules of some sort. Yes?

I can't say personally having not seen it but so much is glazed over in this place I'm certain whichever mod it was had the rules of the forum at their back.

 

[Damp Squarie]

This is hilarious

Calls the Mods glass jawed and then quits the league because someone deleted one of her posts.

Absolute light weight masquerading as a hero.

I didnt state Mods... plural...and you and I both know the one glass jaw masquerading as a moderator.
So please, don't poison the moderator well with your obfuscation.