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[Test Tickle]

Episode 50 with spookism

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Well, I'd like to say S16 and claim my rightful spot as that season's EKA award winner. However, the history books show that I played my first season way back in S6 or 7, posted about that same number of times before being dropped by the Swamprats. Obviously I came back in the rebirth, spent a few seasons there while moving from Alberton to Sin City. After that, I moved to the Hawks and this is my first season with the Royals.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
It's always The Filth Wizard , closely followed by Noobz0r - but we already know that. Kennedy Parker is last, but does take the longest for some unknown reason.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
It certainly wasn't nearly folding the Swamprats, coming runner-up in the Mobbs medal, losing a GF and three Prelim's in five seasons at the Hawks.
So it'd have to be winning the State of Origin last year as Captain.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I don't know to be honest. There are too many people to choose from.
Maybe we could draw out of a hat and get a member from the Boy's Club, Sickly Family, White Knights and the Vag Gang. We can then sit back with a nice whiskey and watch the world burn.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Nah not really to be honest. It's still enjoyable and really easy to come and find the time to post a few times a day.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
None really as I'm pretty much dead inside.

 

[Hate]

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Probably passing the league goal kicking record. It’s probably sitting at about 100 consecutive rounds and counting that I’ve managed this, though I’m sure @Hate has the accurate details.

119 currently (1,032 days). Fred briefly between Season 23-24, interrupted a run of 80.

Lioness lead for 305 (3,446 days) between Season 02, PF - Season 15, R12 before Winty leapfrogged her and spent 95 at the top. She only played 3 games in Season 08, did not play in Season 09-12 and only played a further 6 games in Season 13.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 51 with xenxen

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Season 24. Played for West Coast Wonders, Roys FFC, Dragons FFC and Las Vegas Bears I think that’s all.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Testy you know it’s you.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
You would think it has to be winning the flag with Roys but it’s actually being traded as a rookie. That really changed my view of the game. But that’s for another day.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
You said luxurious dinner. Let’s just not invite anyone else and just eat all the food ourselves.
Besides we will get fined for having too many guests unless it’s a funeral.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I gave it away end of last season.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
To be honest I haven’t really look through the match threads enough this season. But Demons match threads are usually funny.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 52 with CakeEater

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I think i started in season 22 or 23. Came through with Grey Crow. Ive been a one club player with the royals..

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Definetly Filthy. He lives up to his name (which will surprise Probably noone) Probably Paddles_ and Marlowe as well
The Filth Wizard

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
The time when i played Full Forward kicked 8 which we won.
The other team had a sook so a resim occurred, i kicked 7 and we lost. The game is rigged man.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Gc, Dingster marklar and Kapow
Reckon it would be a fun night.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Yes, i struggled initially as this place is another world but once i settled in its been good.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
You go alright TT. But probably the guys at point 4.
Porps as well, Abv. Ive found most of the people in the SFA have some moments which has made me laugh.
por_please_ya Antonio BlueVein

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

B52 I'd like to have you under turbos torch and in the hot seat, but my format is now to keep it under 15minutes (10 to 12 mins being the sweet spot). With you I would only get one questioned answer in the time available and that does not make for an entertaining pod cast

Would be the first ever podcast requiring subtitles.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Would be the first ever podcast requiring subtitles.

I am not sure subtitles would be enough, It would probably need a panel to decipher it all.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Would be the first ever podcast requiring subtitles.

Dingster is my authorised interpreter and translator. In essence most of my posts can be succinctly understood as "get stuffed ya duffer".

 

[pantskyle]

Dingster is my authorised interpreter and translator. In essence most of my posts can be succinctly understood as "get stuffed ya duffer".

What?

 

[por_please_ya]

Dingster is my authorised interpreter and translator. In essence most of my posts can be succinctly understood as "get stuffed ya duffer".

You're an odd unit. Never change

 

[Marlowe]

Dingster is my authorised interpreter and translator. In essence most of my posts can be succinctly understood as "get stuffed ya duffer".

Webster's Dictionary defines 'duffer' thusly;

duffer. Noun. (plural duffers) Agent noun of duff; one who duffs. (pornography) One who arouses male pornographic actors before filming.

 

[Pugsley]

You're an odd unit. Never change

Being weird is a sign of genius. I'd know.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 53 with fitzroybowiedog
manangatang Tarkyn_24 Wooshette

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Season 16 I think it was and as you're probably aware it has always been and always will be the Roys

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
None really, it's a real fortnightly task for the rookies to get everyone scrubbed and cleaned up.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Season 25. being there for the drought breaking flag was momentous. it was perfect.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
that's a tough one. clearly they'd be all roys, but i'll go for other clubs - mananangatang, Tarks, wooshette, and JWS always enjoy chatting to these fine folk

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
currently in the throws of whether I've got anymore in me. I want there to be as I love this place, but I find myself checking in less and less. just seems to be a disconnect between myself and the SFA at the moment, through nobodies fault really. plus the world is garbage fire and my mental health has taken a beating so focusing on other things

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
anyone I've been engaging with makes me laugh, that's what usually draws me back. Mobbs particularly makes me smile.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 54 with Ljp86

1. What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 05 with Dragons FC. At the end of Season 07, Dragons FC and Southern Sharks merged together to create the Southern Dragons for Season 08 and I've played for the club ever since. At the end of Season 16, Southern Dragons changed their name to Dragons FFC.

2. Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Strigoi and AceAndy are always first into the showers after a game. AceAndy is naked sometimes before we even leave the field and Cold Sober has a beer in each hand as we get into the changerooms.

3. What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Probably the Season 28 Premiership. It was a new era for the club, new captain and we had a few new players. To come from seventh against the odds and steamroll three of the four sides we played was such a fantastic reward for the group. The list we had then and the one we have at the moment is a such a great group of people, playing with these guys and girls every week is a lot of fun.

The State of Origin titles I played in early on in the competition is also a highlight for me as well. We won three titles overall and the WA group back then was a great group of people to play with too.

4. You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I'd invite Mobbs, boncer34, Tarkyn_24 and Pie 4 Life plus I'd probably sneak Hate in too.

5. Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
No, I've never thought about leaving the competition so far.

6. Which current players make you laugh the most?

Knifey Spoony, TheInjuryFactory and Tarkyn_24 are the posters I find the funniest at the moment. TIF has a lot of talent with photoshop, Tarks is fairly quick witted while Knifey Spoony is always good for a Simpsons reference.

 

[Wosh]

Episode 53 with fitzroybowiedog
manangatang Tarkyn_24 Wooshette

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Season 16 I think it was and as you're probably aware it has always been and always will be the Roys

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
None really, it's a real fortnightly task for the rookies to get everyone scrubbed and cleaned up.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Season 25. being there for the drought breaking flag was momentous. it was perfect.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
that's a tough one. clearly they'd be all roys, but i'll go for other clubs - mananangatang, Tarks, wooshette, and JWS always enjoy chatting to these fine folk

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
currently in the throws of whether I've got anymore in me. I want there to be as I love this place, but I find myself checking in less and less. just seems to be a disconnect between myself and the SFA at the moment, through nobodies fault really. plus the world is garbage fire and my mental health has taken a beating so focusing on other things

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
anyone I've been engaging with makes me laugh, that's what usually draws me back. Mobbs particularly makes me smile.

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Hey fitzroybowiedog I’d play qootsies with you under a dinner table any day. Take care and do whatever is best for you and reach out, it’s amazing what a good chat can do when you feel isolated. There are some very good people here as you know

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 55 with cooney

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Can’t remember what season it was but I’ve always been with the demons.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Yakker and Callums_Guns

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Winning various awards and the premiership of course!

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Yakker Callums_Guns SarahSmiles and I Dont Care

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I have only cause I can’t be bothered sometimes but I’ll stick around it’s no fuss these days!

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
All of my teammates and most of the league really always get a good laugh out of everyone

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 56 with Carson Dial

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I started in Season 27 and have played for the Furies from Day 1

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Ridiculous question Testy, Furies don't take showers....ever.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Probably Operation Nuclear last season when the entire Club staged the power struggle between TJASTA and Ned_Flanders

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Outside of my own team, I'd invite Antonio BlueVein Bloodied52 U2tigers and yourself.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
No, I just don't take it that seriously and just post for shits and giggles.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
There's so many good posters, but I can't go past Ned_Flanders Dingster and Tigerturbulance

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 57 with BRAB

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
This is something you can readily research. I'm not going to write your thread for you. Don't be lazy.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
The Sweet FA isn't real. I don't know how you want me to answer this question

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Winning the FRED Medal after I constantly fought for people to respect him.
Winning the Moral Mobbs and Beez a few seasons ago.
Destroying Cadaver's EKA chances.
Earning a Father figure.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Again, is your shtick asking cringeworthy PD icebreaker questions?
I don't get why you'd unironically ask this and expect anything meaningful.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Almost constantly given that NOBODY LISTENS TO ME.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Loonerty's attempts to act like he has a moral compass after the disgusting shit he's been witness to and allowed to happen over the years.
Man has more skeletons in the closet than Papa Juggs.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 58 with Firestarter

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted with Season 25 and have been a Swamprats lifer. At least until my eventual coup d'etat leaves me up the river.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I tend to run away because phil and Far Kern tend to run for them first. Why they don't just pee on the field is beyond me.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I remember finishing in the top 3 in the league for frees against one season.
I felt like Lindsay Thomas, I shed a tear and then decked my next opponent while he was tying his shoelaces in the locker room.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Rodney Dangerfield, philreich so we can exchange dad jokes, Antonio BlueVein ... someone to sacrifice for the dine and dash. I say GotTheGoodes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I've found my activity dropping lately but never felt like I want to quit. I'm just a lazy prick.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Rodney, Cadaver, the occasional opponent who manages a no-goal game. You too, I guess. =P

 

[Yakker]

Hey Testy these are awesome, you should interview BRAB

 

[VainGlorious]

Hey Testy these are awesome, you should interview BRAB

Agreed.
Interviewing that empty skull that was BRAD held little comedic value. Almost felt sorry for him.

 

[Yakker]

Agreed.
Interviewing that empty skull that was BRAD held little comedic value. Almost felt sorry for him.

 

[VainGlorious]

Great movie.

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 59 with Riviat

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I'm still reasonably fresh around these here parts as I only just started in S28. I have always been a Bomber.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Picture that cattle stampede scene from the Lion King and you've pretty much got an idea of what happens after a game. If you fall, ain't noone stopping to help you up - that hot water isn't going to last forever.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Being shifted into the Ruck spot at the beginning of the season is pretty memorable. It opens up a whole new world of avatar bets. Being Ruck, I can strut around like I own the joint as we are the most important position on the field. Since us rucks are taller than most, it's fun looking down on everyone scrambling at our feet like hungry animals waiting for our taps.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
If it was an all-you-can eat luxury buffet, I'd shout my whole bombers side and we'd party well into the night.
If I were to have a party with players outside the Bombers, I'd let Tigerturbulance and Ned_Flanders fight it out for one spot, Neddy would bring the goon and Turbo would bring a spa so too hard to decide. Loonerty as he figured out the secret to my name and since he's a Trivia whizz, we can get lots of random info out of him, AceAndy as long as he doesn't bring his Rebecca memorabilia and TedDougChris as I need to hear about "the streak" last season so it makes me feel better about our current streak now. I'd also budgie smuggle Chipmunk in.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I've only been in the SFA for 1 and a half seasons and the thought sometimes crosses my mind. It's a seriously bad distraction at work! If I play a game of Werewolf, it's even worse and my posting output usually goes down for a few weeks after and I sometimes just cbfed. Once that passes, I'll go back to normal and the cycle continues.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
This is a very hard question as there's quite a few people where I've laughed at something they've posted. Turbo, Neddy, Kofe, TJASTA, DapperJ, JMoo, MC, ABV, Snake, TIF, yourself, and more!

That inspirational poster thread had me in stitches.



KohPhi DapperJong jmoo wan Metalcrusher Antonio BlueVein CALL ME SNAKE TheInjuryFactory

 

[Test Tickle]

Episode 60 with Metalcrusher

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
This has been a whirlwind 8 months in the SFA, I debuted late in S28 when the Bombers reached out to me through the Blues board and asked if I would be interested. As with all things in my life I just nutted up and dove straight in headfirst and never looked back, didn't really look forward either.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Been here 30 seconds with the Bears and I'm yet to beat you into the shower block Skip, although I get the uneasy feeling I am being watched as I undress by Cap . CCTV footage and an ongoing restraining order cannot confirm this though.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Whisky, wine, suspensions, a delisting, devine mod intervention, Tigerturbulance hot tub parties. Finding my place at the Bears are all rate highly. However my moist memorable moment thus far has been debuting in my first ever game with the Bombers, broke my virginity so to speak.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
FOUR! I am absolutely sure, Tigerturbulance Hot-tub seats 27.3 people whilst allowing for current social distancing laws, and adhering to the fire departments max person rule. The .3 is for the pug WFL .
Antonio BlueVein KohPhi NaturalDisaster philreich …. seriously there are some absolute belting posters in the league.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
fu** no! I am having a blast being combative, yet, trying to change my original posting style to suit a new home, yet remain me.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Ned_Flanders Tigerturbulance TJASTA (when he is in a good mood) Bloodied52 KohPhi Cadaver pantsredacted

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Episode 58 with Firestarter

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted with Season 25 and have been a Swamprats lifer. At least until my eventual coup d'etat leaves me up the river.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I tend to run away because phil and Far Kern tend to run for them first. Why they don't just pee on the field is beyond me.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I remember finishing in the top 3 in the league for frees against one season.
I felt like Lindsay Thomas, I shed a tear and then decked my next opponent while he was tying his shoelaces in the locker room.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Rodney Dangerfield, philreich so we can exchange dad jokes, Antonio BlueVein ... someone to sacrifice for the dine and dash. I say GotTheGoodes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I've found my activity dropping lately but never felt like I want to quit. I'm just a lazy prick.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Rodney, Cadaver, the occasional opponent who manages a no-goal game. You too, I guess. =P

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Ohh, that first answer isn’t entirely true.