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Are you one of Testy's next two guests?
No. I’ve been on already.

I’m using superior ninja deflection tactics to steer the conversation elsewhere.

It won’t end well.
 
No. I’ve been on already.

I’m using superior ninja deflection tactics to steer the conversation elsewhere.

It won’t end well.

Reading the past couple of pages I wish good luck for your 'ninja deflection tactics'. Perhaps Testy could do all a favour by posting his next pairing.
 

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Episode 23 with comewhatmay

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
S23 I started with the Warriors, 100 and a handful of games later, still with the Warriors.
Which probably means I have no imagination or ambition.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Definitely me. The hot water doesn't last long enough if I have to shower later and boys are icky.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I think I remember winning something last season.
There were tears (not mine) and mutters of discontent (not mine) and someone threw up in a pot plant (could have been a shrubbery).
It was great. Wish I remembered what it was all about though.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
You and I? We don't need anyone else Babycakes. Pass the sauerkraut and devilled eggs, I'm starving. Food first, we can cuddle later Sugarplum.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Pffft everyone has already heard that story Lambchop. *belches delicately*

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
The New Guy is pretty good.

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Episode 24 with Ned_Flanders

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I think it was S18, but things didn't quite click for me so I bailed soon after.
Under the guidance of my mentor Relton Roberts, I discovered the secrets to true qooty greatness, and returned in S25

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
what are showers?

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
last seasons fake overthrow of TJASTA . We had that fun chugging about for a couple of months, and the team buy-in was great.
And the reactions of some of the TJ fanboi's was awesome :p

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Ant Bear because he is a genetic mutant freak who I need to kill with fire. He's been dodging me since he became admin, so your kitchenette may be a good spot for an ambush. Wooshette because she betrayed the dark side of the force to become a Mad Monk of the Holy Order of the Ban Hammer, and thats deserving of a old school neck punching. Tarkyn_24 because that annoying douche owes me a headbutt or three. And to top it off Dingster for pretending to be the Hoff, I nearly fell for it and joined the WONDERS, and that shit is unforgivable. I hope you have a good mop!

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
did that S18, but Wacky Tiger is a whiny bitch who convinced me to come back

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
the current Furies regulars are a real crack, and its unfair to single any of them out.
Outside of that, always been a fan of KohPhi U2tigers and Wooshette as they always make me chuckle

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Episode 25 with KohPhi

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Debuted in S.21 along with my great mate WFL .

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I like to shower with all of my teammates. Back in the bad old days of S.21, we all huddled together but it wasn't exactly 'female friendly'.
When I became Captain in S.24, I rebuilt the showers so that our lady posters had some privacy.

So now, the boys shower on the left, and the girls on the right.

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3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Gee there's been a few.. Back to Back flags, multiple top 5 finishes including being runner up to JoshWoodenSpoon in the beez, All SFA, but my most enjoyable experiences have been in some of the 'Blow ups' I've been involved in..
The boycott..
Hooops masquarading as Howedangood in the Grand final (which I swear I had no knowledge of)..
The Harolad saga..
Red mist faking his own death..
Coach going/not going to The Wonders..
The old Bombers/Hawk rivalry..
The Bombers racism row..

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Ok, if they are non Bombers...if invite;
Tigerturbulance... we have a similar sense of humour.
The Filth Wizard...we have similar aged toddlers and can share dad stories.
AceAndy... I'm not a big fan of dessert, so i have no doubt he could bring something extremely vanilla to the table..
CazC30... so she can pass on the details of her hot blonde mate.. and then do the dishes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Not seriously... I'm far less active now, but still enjoy the cut and thrust of the match thread as well as the media.
I like nothing more than feigning disgust and sprouting manufactured anger when the time is right.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Funnily enough, the funniest shit I've ever read has been in our team PM's.
CALL ME SNAKE, the Vein, Ava, Tones, WFL.. all my Bomber friends bring humour to the table.
As far as opposition players go.. Tigerturbulance, Ned_Flanders make me laugh.. and NaturalDisaster is pretty funny in a 'lead with his chin' type of way.

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Episode 26 with I Dont Care

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Let's see, it was way back in Season 17. It was still in black and white in those days and a young and virile spookism invited me to try out for the Swamprats. I was half terrified and once I noticed the umpires wore onions in their belts to ward off spammers I tried to escape. Spook handed me a bottle of MannumPower 's special blend of fermented vegetable scraps and methylated spirits and the rest is history. I recall I have played for three clubs, Swamprats, Warriors and of course the Roys

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I wouldn't know, I head straight to nurse Beatrice and nurse Liotta for a sponge bath, although they're usually already sponging Mobbs when I get there with A Bit High nagging for his bath

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Ummm....I think I won a flag once, so there's that. I also won an award last season, but it was Broken

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Other SFA players? Stuff that, let's just get some Uber Hookers instead. Although Tigerturbulance has a lot of interesting party toys so..OK then, SFA players. Elton Johns Wig always has a bootload of good grog samples, and a good game of drunken 'pin the tail on TJASTA ' is awesome after party entertainment. Also I'd have to invite JackNah_8 or she would growl me

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Well, I did retire once, but it only lasted for 9 games...so there's that

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
There are a few really, from time to time. Tigerturbulance is always a twinkle in my eye. Ned_Flanders is a funny bastard, Elton Johns Wig has made me laugh once or twice, so has my Captain TedDougChris plus I'd say several of the current crop of Rookies deserve a mention if I could remember their names :think:

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2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I like to shower with all of my teammates. Back in the bad old days of S.21, we all huddled together but it wasn't exactly 'female friendly'.
When I became Captain in S.24, I rebuilt the showers so that our lady posters had some privacy.

So now, the boys shower on the left, and the girls on the right.

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Apologizes KohPhi but the showers are out of action for a while.
I've had bad hay fever.
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Episode 25 with KohPhi

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Debuted in S.21 along with my great mate WFL .

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I like to shower with all of my teammates. Back in the bad old days of S.21, we all huddled together but it wasn't exactly 'female friendly'.
When I became Captain in S.24, I rebuilt the showers so that our lady posters had some privacy.

So now, the boys shower on the left, and the girls on the right.

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3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Gee there's been a few.. Back to Back flags, multiple top 5 finishes including being runner up to JoshWoodenSpoon in the beez, All SFA, but my most enjoyable experiences have been in some of the 'Blow ups' I've been involved in..
The boycott..
Hooops masquarading as Howedangood in the Grand final (which I swear I had no knowledge of)..
The Harolad saga..
Red mist faking his own death..
Coach going/not going to The Wonders..
The old Bombers/Hawk rivalry..
The Bombers racism row..

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Ok, if they are non Bombers...if invite;
Tigerturbulance... we have a similar sense of humour.
The Filth Wizard...we have similar aged toddlers and can share dad stories.
AceAndy... I'm not a big fan of dessert, so i have no doubt he could bring something extremely vanilla to the table..
CazC30... so she can pass on the details of her hot blonde mate.. and then do the dishes.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Not seriously... I'm far less active now, but still enjoy the cut and thrust of the match thread as well as the media.
I like nothing more than feigning disgust and sprouting manufactured anger when the time is right.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Funnily enough, the funniest shit I've ever read has been in our team PM's.
CALL ME SNAKE, the Vein, Ava, Tones, WFL.. all my Bomber friends bring humour to the table.
As far as opposition players go.. Tigerturbulance, Ned_Flanders make me laugh.. and NaturalDisaster is pretty funny in a 'lead with his chin' type of way.

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Thanks for the shout out KohPhi
 

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