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Great thread Test Tickle - plus that’s a nice avatar you have adopted
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Great thread Test Tickle - plus that’s a nice avatar you have adopted
It’s sort of like rolling Kerry O’Brien, Andrew Denton and Neroli Meadows into one person - there’s something for everyone hereIt is a great thread. Test Tickle is prepared to ask the hard questions... he definitely goes in ball and all.
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Neroli. Facial mole and all.It’s sort of like rolling Kerry O’Brien, Andrew Denton and Neroli Meadows into one person - there’s something for everyone here
I was more thinking of the big sympathetic eyes welling up while listening to the deep and personal revelations but you’re quite right, there is a marked likenessNeroli. Facial mole and all.
I don't judge. I'd let her cry into my chest.I was more thinking of the big sympathetic eyes welling up while listening to the deep and personal revelations but you’re quite right, there is a marked likeness
Well this has been underwhelming for you testicularlyEpisode 25 with KohPhi
1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Debuted in S.21 along with my great mate WFL .
2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I like to shower with all of my teammates. Back in the bad old days of S.21, we all huddled together but it wasn't exactly 'female friendly'.
When I became Captain in S.24, I rebuilt the showers so that our lady posters had some privacy.
So now, the boys shower on the left, and the girls on the right.
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3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Gee there's been a few.. Back to Back flags, multiple top 5 finishes including being runner up to JoshWoodenSpoon in the beez, All SFA, but my most enjoyable experiences have been in some of the 'Blow ups' I've been involved in..
The boycott..
Hooops masquarading as Howedangood in the Grand final (which I swear I had no knowledge of)..
The Harolad saga..
Red mist faking his own death..
Coach going/not going to The Wonders..
The old Bombers/Hawk rivalry..
The Bombers racism row..
4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Ok, if they are non Bombers...if invite;
Tigerturbulance... we have a similar sense of humour.
The Filth Wizard...we have similar aged toddlers and can share dad stories.
AceAndy... I'm not a big fan of dessert, so i have no doubt he could bring something extremely vanilla to the table..
CazC30... so she can pass on the details of her hot blonde mate.. and then do the dishes.
5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Not seriously... I'm far less active now, but still enjoy the cut and thrust of the match thread as well as the media.
I like nothing more than feigning disgust and sprouting manufactured anger when the time is right.
6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Funnily enough, the funniest shit I've ever read has been in our team PM's.
CALL ME SNAKE, the Vein, Ava, Tones, WFL.. all my Bomber friends bring humour to the table.
As far as opposition players go.. Tigerturbulance, Ned_Flanders make me laugh.. and NaturalDisaster is pretty funny in a 'lead with his chin' type of way.
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You are. The other 50 are just camouflageHe told me I was the only one![]()
You are. The other 50 are just camouflage
50 shades of illusionary testicles, hey?You are. The other 50 are just camouflage

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Episode 28 with beez
1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I made my debut with the Wonders in maybe season 11 (??) but didn't really get into it.
Came back a couple of seasons later, got recruited to the Bombers and never looked back.
2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Well that would be me. I go in and everyone waits for me to finish - apparently I have "wandering eyes" whatever that means. It's great though, I take my time, I don't have to worry about hot water and I can blast out some Robbie Williams without someone telling me to stfu.
3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I've had some great moments. The group we had at the Bombers in season 14 and 15 made everything heaps of fun. Season 14 was great because we won the flag and even though season 15 was disappointing because we got knocked out in straight sets in back-to-back single digit margins (while having the simmer on our team goddammit!), it was a breakout season for the league in terms of activity and involvement, and the Boys Club wasn't around yet.
Chucking a few tanties in the committee room was always an enjoyable experience. I miss having access to it.
Making the decision to leave the Bombers at the start of this season was one of my most satisfying. Especially since Wayno kicked me out of the group chat within less than five minutes of notifying him - that made me realise it was the right choice.
4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I think I'll just invite three - SarahSmiles NaturalDisaster TheInjuryFactory.
There are some others that I considered inviting but I think they would spoil the chemistry.
5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
No. I've certainly had times where I haven't enjoyed it and there have been times when RL means I haven't been as involved as I would've liked, but there are people here that always lure me back.
6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Laugh with or laugh at? Because there are certainly four or five that I find hilarious in that I'm laughing at them - I won't mention names though. My favourite posters are NaturalDisaster and TheInjuryFactory; but I wouldn't say they make me laugh the most. If I had to say one, it would be pantsredacted.
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This is why you're one of my all time favourites, you honour me with appreciation of my wonderful wit but you wouldn't want to have me over for dinner, boundaries are important.
I'm confused, scared and... honoured?I think I'll just invite three - @SarahSmiles @NaturalDisaster @TheInjuryFactory.
Holdme.jpegI'm confused, scared and... honoured?