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This is why you're one of my all time favourites, you honour me with appreciation of my wonderful wit but you wouldn't want to have me over for dinner, boundaries are important.
I'm guessing it's a sexual thing
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This is why you're one of my all time favourites, you honour me with appreciation of my wonderful wit but you wouldn't want to have me over for dinner, boundaries are important.
I'm guessing it's a sexual thing
60 seconds is bragging if its sexual.I'm guessing it's a sexual thing
Clearly there's an emotional tie to the Bombers STILL .......a favourite sonEpisode 28 with beez
1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I made my debut with the Wonders in maybe season 11 (??) but didn't really get into it.
Came back a couple of seasons later, got recruited to the Bombers and never looked back.
3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I've had some great moments. The group we had at the Bombers in season 14 and 15 made everything heaps of fun. Season 14 was great because we won the flag and even though season 15 was disappointing because we got knocked out in straight sets in back-to-back single digit margins (while having the simmer on our team goddammit!), it was a breakout season for the league in terms of activity and involvement, and the Boys Club wasn't around yet.
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I plan on making a delightful eggplant meal, finished with a cheese sauce.I'm guessing it's a sexual thing
Finally caught up with this thread. Make no apologies for likes on 'old' posts.
You're welcome. Have another!Thanks for the likes Porps
Thanks for the likes Porps
How cute the Hawks giving each other likes. Looking forward to smashing them tomorrow.You're welcome. Have another!
They will have sore backs, Andrew.How cute the Hawks giving each other likes. Looking forward to smashing them tomorrow.
Hello por_please_ya,Episode 29 with por_please_ya
1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I started in the talented rookie crop of S25, with the likes of Harvey Manfrenjensenden (at the time Year Of The Roos), SarahSmiles, U2tigers, GotTheGoodes, Matty411, Tigerturbulance BLERN (miss you dude!) and hotkorma.
I signed up with the Hawks, and haven't moved my butt anywhere else.
2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Definitely SM. He needs to be immaculately clean at all times.
3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I suppose being (somewhat controversially) in the all-SFA two seasons in a row counts for something.
But the most memorable thing was in my first season, and losing a bet to Yakker and writing a thread about him and his achievements#flatheadoftheyear
4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Oooh la la, how fancy! I'd invite my bestie MWPP, and we can be joined by fellow Hawk Drunkgoliath because he has great music taste, sausageroll because #teamsausageroll4lyf, and Antonio BlueVein because he can bring the cannoli.
5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
It has crossed my mind, especially as I am not as active as I used to be (I dabble a lot in WW, and am a staunch member of the GD's Song Contest). I can't imagine leaving anytime soon though. Despite all the silly 'drama' and constant Bombers threads, it's a fun and crazy place to be.
6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Apart from you of course, Testy, my captain Agent93 makes me laugh a lot, very quick-witted and dry sense of humour. Harvey too, I've always valued his humour, and it shines when he's on a podcast! There are honestly LOADS more but I'd probably be naming half the SFA to be honest
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I have never forgotten it mate. Especially since you remind me every seasonHello por_please_ya,
Remember that time I beat you and won flathead of the season 25?
Much love,
-TJASTA.
not a mention of stats week, did stiffbloke really do this interview?Episode 30 with Cadaver
1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 26 with the Las Vegas Bears; I was there for 3 seasons before starting at the Coney Island Warriors this season.
I was also briefly at the Gold City Royals in my rookie season but left during pre-season which everyone there appreciated.
2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
zackah for sure, not that everyone appreciates it much. Tonga Bob was very eager earlier in the season but that wart of zackah's wields more influence around the club than most players.
3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Just any of the games in Season 26 with the SpamBears, definitely the most fun I've had in the league posting with you, BaZ, Tandy and Josh .
4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I'll try and go a bit more left-field than the usual SpamBears... Its Manbearpig for sure, nothing says luxurious dinner party more than copious amounts of disco biscuits. grumbleguts is the smartest poster I know and I'd love to pick his brain.
U2tigers and I have always been admirers from afar and then lastly I would invite Harvey Manfrenjensenden as he's one of the funnier posters i know.
5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I nearly gave it away last season along with the captaincy. Just got a new role at work and my social life picked up a bit so I didn't have the time to keep up. When you start missing out on match threads and media it just makes it harder to jump back in but luckily I'm unemployed at the moment so I have plenty of time to waste on here.
6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Kennedy Parker has a great sarcastic wit about him, same with Noobz0r. Also gotta give a shoutout to harry000, brilliant troll.
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****. You’ve changed avatar again.Awww.![]()
I would invite @comewhatmay because she’s a hoot.
fu**. You’ve changed avatar again.
This messes with my brain. In my head everyone looks a bit like their avatar and rapid changes get me all neurotic
Eyeballs would be a world first. There’s my voteWhere on my body?
Down the side of your penis is always good fun, although you might not have much room there.Where on my body?